CORN

Corn couldn't afford rent, too worthless

I hope corn doesn't drop below $60k. I'd probably rub my dick raw.

Sorry to tell you this corn bros but I bought for the first time today in weeks.  Diabolical dump incoming.

why isn't the corn sunday drilling routine arbitraged to death already?

Corn gonna hit it's intrinsic value soon. Lmao

Weekend and corn are predicting an extremely flat day tomorrow. Prolly true.

corn

Breaking: due to recent commodity pricing, the Olympic Committee has announced that instead of a gold medal, winners will be given 1 butt corn. Lmao

Corn plummeting to the core of the earth lmao

Puts on corn 👍

Halfway through The Wealth Of Nations and I swear to god it’s the only thing I’ve ever read where silver and corn are discussed more than it is here. Edit: For reference ChatGPT says the word corn appears 445 times and silver 661 times.

war is gonna send corn to the shadow realm

You guys really think Monday is going to be red when it was still green when he said 10% on Friday? I don't think an extra 5% is going to do much, considering corn is still green af.

Corn probably hits at least $70k. If it gets a little momentum, it can theoretically hit like $82k, but that’s about the limit before it tanks again. Just goes to remind you ignoring whatever shitty stock or asset you’re buying and playing for the bounce off support is free money.

Corn is holding up. Honestly I think Monday is green

Double top on corn so we're crashing HARD monday into the snow 🤌

sooooo degen levered long on corn right now god won't let me get away with this, sorry crypto bulls

Corn is about as connected to reality as Alice in Wonderland.

CORN CORN CORN

A lot of the corn folks think 60k was just a liquidation sweep and the bottom was 66k. I don’t think 60k was the bottom either.. for different reasons though

Corn is hot

Dead again! Isn’t this like the 479th time is been dead? I remember being told it would never ever ever hit $1000 and all my corn was gonna be worth nothing by EOY 🤔 still got a lot of that zombie corn 😁

Why is every fruit juice cut with apple juice that shit must be cheap as hell. It's the ritzy version of high fructose corn syrup.

No they use corn cobs now

Long corn

I see similar upside on both hood and Amazon and almost wanna take the L on hood and push to Amazon cuz I don’t wanna wait til they pump corn Interested to see how it does after this Opex on Sunday/Monday and with NVIDIA earnings If ya’ll remember some of those NVIDIA openAI deals last year moved 🌽 bigly 

I just need MARA to jump to $8.50 + sometime early next week in my bag is secure. Please corn make a resurgence to 90 K this weekend.

I just want corn to die

I hardly need to imagine; more gold and corn

This retardation is why I bought some corn. Fight autism with autism

corn

"BUY PORN, PAY WITH CORN"

WHY CORN IS STILL ABOVE $0

CORN WILL CRASH. 

Why?  I’m telling you corn is gonna dump and it’s right 

> MICHAEL SAYLOR: 'IF IT’S NOT GOING TO ZERO, IT’S GOING TO A MILLION' Corn to zero confirmed

I've made probably 10 purchases with corn total. Mostly porn and porn adjacent services, but still.

Years spent on this planet: 34 Transactions completed using corn: 0

corn?

corn?

i’m sure your crypto doing well too corn ball

edging my butt to corn rn

Corn has literally no use other than for money laundering. Bullish for tech, tho. You know how much tech goes into each of those $1M missiles that you pay for? Bullish for commodities too. Rare earths, PMs, etc.

is war bullish or bearish for risk on tech and corn assets

Look at the charts has got to be the dumbest thing I've ever heard said about corn trading. You guys really are something.

I guess Eric Trump is heavily underwater on corn lul

Hourly reminder that corn is still dumping 

mods used to be cool and helped us keep crypto shit out of here, so people called it corn to bypass the rules. Then for some dumb reason mods started allowing it, but the name stuck

never shoulda changed that rule, shoulda banned corn too

Baron crashing the corn market so people will stop saying Trump sucked off bubba