CORN

corn is 67k too expensive

There are no fundamentals, it just trade based on corn up or corn down.

even corn knows we pump today

Why the fuck is corn up?

If you bought corn 5 years ago you are below break even with inflation, like if you bought beanie babies in 1995

What am I gonna do with all that corn???

Corn is $5. You’re worried it might crash. So you buy a contract that says: “I have the right to PUT my corn onto someone at $5.” If corn drops to $3… You walk up and say: “I’m putting this corn on you at $5.” They are legally obligated to buy it from you at $5. 🧸💦

So you pay a small fee for a contract that says: “I have the right to CALL for 1,000 bushels of corn at $5.” If corn goes to $7… You walk into the exchange and say: “I’m calling my corn.” You force the seller to deliver it to you at $5. You then turn around and sell it at $7. 🫦💅

Physical Corn

Corn wants to dump so bad I just wanna see it go under 60 before I go to bed 

Corn is done. No one gives a shit about it anymore. Was supposed to have some kind of stability to prove its practice - nope. Into the pinksheets with all the other failed gimmicks. All relevant arguments for it are gone and soon we can once again buy a fucking graphics card without donating a kidney.

0DTE fullports on CPI tmr see yall on loss corn or gain corn

Need corn over $70k by Tuesday please

Corn Bros are good in the night so are we tomorrow. They will find a way to calm down the vix and the pump will be repeated. They will keep doing this indefinitely and we will be always asking “crash ?” , “spy 700?” In the meantime they repeat the pump and flush and win in both sides

Corn curling up. Leading indicator. Bears fucked. At least at open. After that who knows

Currently holding short dated QQQ puts and long dated MSFT calls. Then there’s my Physical Corn position, of course.

Where are my Physical Corn people at

god knows how much i hate corn

Imagine holding butt corn *on coinbase*

Saylor said if corn goes down he'll just refinance the loans, easy peasy, i'm sure there are so many banks ready to give fresh cash at low rates!

Buying the corn dip is the easiest money you will ever make

Full port corn soon

Does one mill corn?

Local rich guy just told me that corn is going to zero. I told him that I'm aping into it. They said they don't understand, they just buy things that are "real" and that it's "nothing". I am excited. Whenever anyone in my town says something is "dead" and "over" that's almost an indicator of a bottom. I see fear everywhere. We're closer. I still believe we kiss 30k land before the real bottom reveals itself. But zero? What do we have? Honest monetary policy? Reasonable national debt levels? Trust in the fiat system? lmfao. Yeah it's code and magic internet money, but compared to green backs? Every asset is at all time highs right now; real estate, gold, stock markets......Give me a break. It's the only top ten asset class that is covered in blood right now. Edit: it's the top 13th asset by market cap now X\_X but alas....number 13 is an Omen for me!

I buy the dip only once it drops below my short term treasuries amount. Until then, I buy the laggard. Which is corn. God help me.

Lmao, if corn goes down anymore, Crypto subs gonna out themselves to Jesus.

corn not having earnings is probably bullish at this point

Hot take. Coin, MSTR, HOOD, BMNR, corn, eth are the same stock. BMNR has highest room to run because of biggest discount on MNAV because its newer.

I chuckle whenever I read the headline regarding corn ‘ While retail panic sells, institutions are quietly positioning themselves and buying the dip’. Haha

need corn to save us unironically

Why does corn cost money? Shouldn’t it be free just to play online?

at least HOOD has stocks and prediction markets, what does coinbase even have without corn?

The death of corn pltr and tsla is healing the world needs

CORN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GO TO ZERO

CORN GO TO ZERO ALREADY! THANKS

If corn 🌽 miners go out of business they will all become neo clouds.

People said corn 🌽 signals the next market move, it seems to following it now.

corn should be 0, why it's not zero already???

Corn dropped like a rock, tons of individual stocks dropped like a rock, metals experienced extreme volatility (then dropped like a rock), should take that as a warning for whats coming for SPY

Corn up, Hood down. Corn down, Hood down. LMAO

Corn 🌽 consolidating..... before another leg down to 40k.

Hood tanking when corn 🌽 is green. If 🌽 goes back to 60k, hood will be at 60.

How many people named Mike are buying corn today ?

Corn still green hmm

One of these days SPY and corn will rally. Is today the day?

Thinking Corn might pump bigly from tomorrow night as degenerate gamblers face a three-day US stock market closure.

Looks like corn is heading to 70k. This could be your last chance to buy corn at 70+k.

Will move with corn.

Oh no, bit corn 🫣

I'm sure corn and other major crypto will dead cat bounce to their previous ATH in whatever X time but the key difference is this time I don't think any Coin has any "staying" power. The hype from crypto is long gone everybody is either jumping ship to gold/silver or AI