CORN

Corn is trending to a $60k level by futes open. I actually thought it would pin around $90k. This is a completely new reality if you consider a leveraged 1.2 Trillion and counting vaporized loss of a capital asset something more than a curiosity

Corn crashing again LMAO

corn = coin Just a dump meme joke.

I remember when you couldn’t talk about corn without being banned but the mods are gay and regarded so makes sense.

"You missed your last chance to buy corn for less than $70,000." Cryptards literally 8 hours ago.

Sold my MSTR puts for a loss as corn was going up.

Tomorrow when I wake up, corn might be below 60k

I’m no fan of corn but it’s hardly in the gutter, it’s only down 1-2k from yday

Indices barely took a dent from all the volatility.. Meanwhile Corn back in the gutter back where it belongs 💩🌽

Are we going to follow Corn again on Monday?

Corn dumping again

i can only imagine the amount of corn bros trying to get their cost average down when it “bounced”. more exit liquidity unlocked

babe, why didn't you eat your *corn*?🫴

Corn is such a manipulated shit. Literally just pumps and dumps so many times to kill leveraged Longs and then to kill leveraged shorts.

So corn has served its purpose to pump the market, now it is dumped ?

All those analysts patting themselves on the back for buying corn gonna have a rough weekend

wake up babe, corn is doing the thing again

Corn is dumping again

Casino closed. Corn trapped in this 2k zone. Don’t tell me I need to get entertainment from the fucking super ball this weekend

Ooof poor corn bros So close to breaking resistance  Guess my fin techs are still fked 

Will corn dump below 65k before Monday?

I've never seen a corn movie

Corn giving up all it's gains from today sat or sun?

Why is it a corn though?

Please 🥭 make deal with Iran and send corn to 100k so my last 1k on corn calls doesn't liquidate

What is corn?

Corn fading a bit. Probably wishful charting since I went big tard short MSTR this afternoon.

I see some people went all in HOOD here i went all in IBIT calls lets get this corn 🌽

Can we peace talks so corn goes to 80k and my ibit calls print thanks for your attention

So… I have an observation.. I saw the coin drop coming last week and I thought I was be clever by getting Russell puts since corn normally brings small caps down.. I thought Russell would get dunked on like in November. I was wrong. It was barely sweeping -2% on the worst of it before bouncing back. Like, moving barely at all. It stayed pretty buoyant actually. Frustratingly slow drop. QQQ on the other hand was shitting bricks. So today, I thought shirley QQQ will get a massive pump, which it did, but not like everything else. RUT is up 3% today. QQQ 2%. Some large gaps did okay but small caps bounced much much better So now I’m wondering, does big money want small caps now after Anthropic? Maybe it woke them up to the possibility that a startup in this AI ecosystem could fuck over multi trillion dollar stonks Am I regarded? Edit: rut is up 3.6% actually. My bad

Can corn blast to 80k just because

Only if corn goes back to $100k

Funny how regards think 🥭 will let corn crash. Half of Barron’s networth is in bitcorn. Not crashing while Barron’s in office but okay.

So corn determines where the market goes now? Got it

the corn rugpull this weekend is going to be legendary

Corn went up. You bought it. 🫵

Strategy CEO on CNBC. His entire argument for why corn will moon is: trust me or I am fuk.

I feel bad for Saylor I just bought $1000 worth of corn to wish him happy birthday

Not even joking I think I’ve done more DD on Physical Corn than literally any other asset I’ve ever researched in 9 years of trading. I’m learning so much about corn guys.

Did you guys know that the price of Physical Corn isn’t really driven by human consumption of corn for food purposes. It’s mostly ethanol and livestock feed that drives the demand for Physical Corn.

If I actually print on corn options I think that legally I must be awarded a “Buy Physical Corn 🌽” flair. I’ll be doing a 60:40 allocation of Physical Corn:Paper Corn. For every $100, $60 will be used to buy and store dehydrated physical corn. $40 will be spent on options on Physical Corn ETFs. You all think I’m still shitposting but we’re past that now

Already missing the machine gun spam from corn bears

CORN haters all dead?

WSB told me corn was dead, I'm confused

Corn bears surprisingly silent.

I'd still prefer for corn to continue that dump. Useless shit

lol corn pumping like yesterday never happened

Corn 70, next 100k

This action is absolutely REGARDED. I am happy I got in on RGTI at the lows. Up 50%. Also got into corn on the insane capitulation bottoming candle on the 4h last night. Fucking glorious. Always have dry powder. Also, leverage is the fucking devil.

Corn is just code.....made of nothing! Yeah....but the entire simulation is "just code" bro. The matrix that you're plugged into is flowing a steady stream of code to form your reality. It's like saying that math and time are "nothing" because they are nowhere to be found! You can't make a watch out of math hahaha! You can't build computers that run off of time! You rationalists are preposterous! Empiricism is the truth; with our gold and our "actual businesses" via stonks, it's science, bitch! You can take the dividend that McDonalds pays you every quarter, buy double cheeseburger with it, chew it up, swallow it, digest it (not just put it into your mouth but REALLY eat it), and then poop it out where it flows into the miles and miles of sewer plumbing, only to be recirculated back into the ecosystem, in a manner in which would scare the shit out of polite society, if they fully had knowledge of the entire process. I mean just think of it, you're aware right now, right? You're awake? Hello ? Your awareness are just a network of electrical impulses dancing across a muddy folded pile of tissues and cholesterol. You don't know why, but your heart beats. You're breathing, ah, now you're aware of it? And that cheeseburger you ate with those tasty dividends? Yeah, the saliva in your mouth down to the bugs in your gut, the bacteria and the microbiome, maybe even parasites, gaining nutrition in your bowels. You're absorbing them through an incredibly complicated process, totally oblivious to the light of truth. What is actually real? The phenomena that you see and touch and taste? The mental fabric of reality; math, time, grammar, logic, space, shape, etc. Is the cheeseburger real? Could you even tell if it was made of food or if it was a hallucination? Such is life. Godspeed.