CORN

Let me be clear here folks: Physical Corn is not a euphemism. We’re talking cobs here.

See because like, corn futures are just *paper* corn, but if I accumulate large quantities of Physical Corn, dehydrate, and store it, then create an ETF based on the value of my Physical Corn holdings, I actually profit from other people trading paper corn (my ETF) by holding Physical Corn And they won’t have to risk delivery or financial settlement because it’s just a share of an ETF not a futures contract. I’m holding the corn, it’s my corn.

The schadenfreude on corn has been unreal

If we accumulate enough Physical Corn we can start an ETF based on the value of our Physical Corn holdings Backed 1:1 by Physical Corn

You can't be anti-corn and not full porting MSTR puts.

Corn under 70 soon 

Corn fed hogs got slaughtered

I'm ok with corn going to zero . No reason Internet money should affect wide sentiment

Buy it, dehydrate it, hold it. **Physical Corn.**

Listen guys, the entire monetary/economic system could collapse and change at its very core into something we can’t even fathom. But you know what will always be true? Humans will need calories. That is why **Physical Corn** is the only true “best” hedge. You don’t need total societal collapse to profit off of physical corn, but *if it does*, your physical corn is still there.

In the last 12 months US Corn Futures: -12% Bit🌽: -27% Imagine being a 🌽 bro and having your Port outperformed by fuckin cow food

I will do the retarded thing and buy some corn at 30k.1 more month to wait.

Yikes Corn is about to dump 

Corn is a better investment than 🌽

My port might be on fire, but I can sleep well knowing saylor's below water on his avg corn price of $76k

I set a corn buy @ 69,420

There’s a reason the Aztecs called physical corn maze. Once you get in, you can’t ever get out. The hotel California of assets I do believe

Should we all just buy corn, like legit ticker CORN. Just to show those fake corn tards

The term “Physical Corn” is absolutely sending me rn I can’t stop laughing

Calls on real corn

Hoarding dehydrated physical corn is the safest possible hedge because it retains value even during total societal collapse.

Mods can I get a “Physical Corn” flair please

No one talks about the physical corn bubble Y’all ever been to Iowa? Too much corn. Far too much corn. That’s the real black swan. Physical corn.

Your moms yelling down to the basement telling you your corn dogs are ready

Corn at 71 now MSTR to 80 tomorrow

🌽 has no floor. I repeat. Corn has no fucking value.

I bought a large bag of corn at 72k, am I popped?

Why are people using corn to mean the coin

Sounds like corn yield per share.  Better to not talk about it perhaps 

Corn likely down to 67k tonight 

Corn to 0, act accordingly

Michael Saylor is going to fucking shit his pants when he sees corn price

If you bought corn 5 years ago you'd be up 5k right now.

Corn is fucked. Rejoice bulls and bears.

Mstr up but corn down?

Thanks for the corn update

Listening to GOOG cc and just saw corn was drilling. Lmao they shit getting zero relief or bids.

what if google is an actual company it corn is not.

the more people hate on corn, the more i think it will pump soon, like even twatter full of negativity

Corn death is inevitable, matter of when

It will go up. People eat corn but can't eat bitcoin

No way corn goes below 69k

CORN IS SO FUCKED WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT

IS THIS FINALLY IT???? CORN METALS AI PEDOS NO WHERE TO RUN BER TOWN

I am ok with S&P tanking as long corn collapses first.

you little retards dont unterstand that lower corn price is good for him. He will buy more cheper. After daddy will pump corn MSTR goes to the moon.

OG corn whales selling BTC for USD and gold, new to the scene cryptards are selling stocks and gold to buy BTC, institutions selling stocks for bonds, Retail selling USD to buy stocks (wages), treasury selling bonds and buying weapons. Nobody is selling weapons Long RTX

corn 69k incoming

The US Treasury is being asked to buy Corn Bruh. If the US Treasury is smart, they wouldn’t touch it to maybe $10k. And then maybe they pull their rabbit out of the hat for future currencies nonsense

Never bought corn in my life but this knife looks so juicy icl