CORN

corn trying to convince us this 1000th fake pump is real

Did Saylor pump his corn stock?

I love the theory that Saylor is a psy-op with a mission to rug-pull corn maxis. Fun to imagine even if fake.

Paying off the margin I used to buy the corn dip. Never again. Future cash flows into the laggard per rule number one, but rule number five, use up to 10% margin to restore target allocation needed refined to only buy the dip in equities in between paydays....not leverage up on pure chaos.

This whole time I thought you guys were really talking about corn lol

Corn to 20 million

How is micropenis going up with corn crashing?

Live by the corn. Die by the corn. But most importantly die by the corn.

Do not redeem the corn sir!

Corn is the canary in the coal mine. Get to selling gents

I was ACTUALLY referring to corn futures this whole time.

corn down -6% in less than a day and you're buying calls?

No matter how bullish I am, I will NEVER buy corn. I hope it goes to 0 and saylor is flayed in the streets

Corn below 70k will have Saylor shitting bricks

Cmon corn. I know you want to go lower. 70k before Christmas would be something.

every 1% corn falls i get that much harder

Corn down 7% while Iren only .7%? Miner stocks found their bottom it seems

Buying the dip in the biggest scams (corn and TLT)

Creamed corn. My favourite.

Corn is ghey

Corn showing a warning as well. You need to prepare. Fuck your calls and puts. Everyone loses in this cycle.

“CORN LMFAOO” - “investor” who’s down 99% all time.

this literally makes no sense. japan, blah-blah, corn, 10-year ripping, market slowly melting down. I see no point of buying calls and it's dump to buy puts atm but this 100% goes lower. today. hard to tell when.

Why does anyone care about corn

I thought corn was the hedge against inflation and market bubbles? Oh, that is still GOLD.

Corn you bitch you couldn’t do this last week huh

this is so confusing. corn is drilling and spy is just chilling WTF

“How’s our big corn investor doing?” - grandma at thanksgiving Get FUCKED corn holders lmao

Pretty soon corn bros will be paying others to take their corn off their hands to free up some space on their flash drives.

A second dump is about to hit the corn

Once corn recovers it’s over for bears

If you don't think corn effects the broader market much, explain those two bounces. Ya can't

Gun to my head forced to buy one I’d pick fake gold. Switching to fake gold (paper money) in the first place was a good idea so corn should be fine

Whats worse? Fake meat or Fake gold (corn)?

Mango please save corn.

Quantum...dead. AI.,..dead. Corn ..dead. Jobs....dead. Economy....dead. Damn Mango, wut u doin'?

Corn always dumps before Spy. So if corn is this red, spy will dump alot more in the next few hours or days.

Volume drying up as algos are going after each other now, corn is tanking again, economic data has been altered or omitted for months now, and most of this sub still bullish. They really have y’all conditioned like good dogs.

We’d be green by now if corn wasn’t a piece of shit dragging everything down. Who could had guessed that intertwining it with everything else wasn’t a good idea

When corn sells off spy follows suit an hour or two later. You're welcome

Hedge Funds now shorting MSTR bc Saylor revealed he’ll sell corn to buy back shares anytime mNAV is below 1. Hedge funds testing Saylor now.

Probably still the best crypto related stock by far tho. Outperformed corn, mstr, coin by a huge margin

Jpow will say: corn is kill

Michael Saylor furiously making AI slop pics of himself doing retarded shit to try and save corn price.

Nah man you should totally leverage everything for it, corn to 1 million

# we need 🌽 & SPX to decouple and send corn to 0 while we are at it

Should have known when people on Twitter were saying Corn was going to 150k eoy that it was going to do the opposite and dump bigly. smdh...

corn: the gold you can eat!

corn crash is such a beautiful thing to watch