CORN

Mango: "I authorized emergency sales of E15" Farmers: "YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" E15 = More corn in your gas

5 years ago today 🌽 was at 57,428. Adjusted for inflation that would be $69,257 Corn hasn’t even held up with inflation over the last 5 years lmao

this might actually kill corn for good... but i think my fart and asscoin will be fine!

Sooo glad I didn’t listen to you regards and went mostly Corn

Corn is tanking. Did Baron just pull out his entire portfolio? What did he hear?

Corn the only thing stable rn… glad I am 50% corn

I thought corn was decoupled from the market wtf is this

Michael Saylor will save the corn surely

Corn dumping

Can we short corn collectively and and crowd fund Pamela Bondi to comment on it?

If corn drops 40% again, I'm buying spy puts immediately

He wants libtards to long corn so his crypto positions pump

This comment is the biggest sell signal for corn I've seen this week, not gonna lie.

corn just wiped out 5 hours of selling in 2 1m candles

> plan  Waiting for one of those buy anything moments.  Not here yet.  > What to buy Gold, corn, VEU, value oriented stuff

MIC CHECK 1,2. LISTEN: I’m the type that will watch corn moon While it’s 10am and you the type to watch porn soon

That I had too much corn this week

https://x.com/arkham/status/2036975354154475649 Clifton Collins, the weed selling convict who made and lost $400M in corn

mfs arguing about oil when i’m over here longing $CORN

(freestyle) AYO CHECK IT, it's 10pm, yall finna watch porn soon but i make that bread, i'm finna watch Corn moon imma oil you up with that Hormuz i walk around with that Hermes

i think if spy stays moderately bullish, we'll just wake up one day and corn will be above 80k

Mango bomb iran. mango ??? lips chicken taco corn monkey gorilla gorilla cry bomb flowers

And a quadruple amputatee corn joke professional was charged with a roadside homocide 

IMO sugar cane might be better because it's much more efficiently converted to ethanol than corn.  Calls on Brazil.

I bought corn at the grovery store, how do I put it into my port and turn it into money?

Can't grow a lot of corn without fertilizer

Buddy of mine went all in on leveraged corn. The actual grain. Not sure whether he’s genius or retarded

Corn bros in shambles

Soaring costs prompt French farmers to reconsider sowings - https://www.reuters.com/business/soaring-costs-prompt-french-farmers-reconsider-sowings-2026-03-25/ We are so far past Physical Corn being a joke BUY PHYSICAL CORN

Waiver for E15? Long CORN

So more ethanol in fuel? Calls on corn lol (I'm not gonna do it, but this might be a play)

Is waiving the Ethanol restriction on fuel this summer good for big Corn?

KEEP TANKING CORN LFG

CORN falling off a cliff

Corn will close green

Im going to open up a business where all we do is buy corn at 68 and sell corn at 72, forever

Just got laid off from my night shift job behind Wendy's. With all the new young $CORN bros in the mix, nobody wants old tired ass anymore even if we have years of experience.

Seriously, they know enough to know that it is complicated and stupid and they don't want to know. The farmers in the US grow Soybeans to feed to China, or they grow feed corn to feed to cows. One area in California sucks an aquifer dry to grow our lettuce, but then they put raw sewage in the irrigation water so we all get E-Coli every once in a while. Then Chile grows our apples. We massively subsidize like 5 farmers who grow sugar in Florida. Then the farmers all pretend they are part of some agrarian free market thing and not agribusiness. Politicians and Americans like to believe this. Nothing is further from the truth, they Lobby on all that free market stuff, while participating in one of the most managed markets we have. They all "made it on their own" while immediately getting bailed out when an ice storm kills their cattle or crop. They have "ranches" which often means they graze cattle on public land for pennies, while we manage the rangeland for them. It is wild that they don't know that.

He is been buying all of the corn u better go long on Mstr just in case

Did we talk about the Nugget dude driving a car and shooting someone, while also being a pro corn hole player today? It has to be a sign to buy calls right?

Corn moving like Saylor ran out of money.

Is mstr burning through cash to keep buying corn? Who's lending them credit in this market, fraud circus.

Imagine not buying CORN and WEAT during an energy shock. Couldn't be me

## Think, BOL. THINK! This WAR will outlast every fragile, insignificant CALL on this planet. You'll live to see NVDA, SPY, and CORN crumble to dust and blow away! everyPORT and everyBOL you know will be gone! What will you have after 5 weeks?" ##

I’m so scared I might make corn great again.

i'm in the state of the wish fulfilled. i know corn reaching 100k and eth finna be 10k.

Bro I literally opened a 50x long position on corn around five minutes before his tweet. In 90 seconds I was up 200%. Love this shit

corn mooning rn and yall buying calls on USO...? is you crazy

Baby if u ain't buying CORN and WEAT what is u doin?