CORN

If a nuke lands it will make corn go to 0. Why? Because nuke particles make computer neurons go back to 0. Plan: MSTR puts expiring Friday

Corn up 5%. Crude at $87.

Any news or they just wanted to nuke oil longs, corn shorts, indices shorts and so on?

Corn is the safe-haven asset. All it took was just nuking it 50% first before anything even happened.

#Gold falling 20% in a week while corn stayed flat/slightly up was not on my 2026 bingo sheet LMAO

corn. it was good while it lasted. gg boys.

Oh no your corn wallet

Gonna be honest, I did not expect corn to recover nearly 2%.

Back in the day corn was how you paid for Chinese research chemicals you bought on the clear net....man if I could get that corn back I'd probably have a million

Corn holding on for dear life

i knew it, fake corn dip before futes open

Oil is the distraction Corn is the main show You know what to do. (I have no idea what to do)

Jimmy cracked corn and I don't give af

yo Donnie are u a pussy or are u a man? let us crash the stonks and corn

Short corn til 57-60

Dear Santa, I need some gasoline and food. thank you...and crash corn for me thnx

Wouldn't corn and other ag commodities go up if the fertilizer shortage gets worse? Supply and demand.

Corn futures? Why?

Oh boy. Corn going to the pit

Corn giving a clear indication of how shit == fuk

Corn futes have like a 50/50 chance of being right, this means nothing until 6

Don’t remind me, I’m all in corn

CORN GUH

Market is cooked. Corn is down

corn crashing 1 hour ahead of schedule

CORN does not think tomorrow is a good day. Has TACO taco'ed yet?

Corn mooning for the next 5 months while your mag7 bags continue to drop and yall not buying?

I have a gut feeling that corn is going to bounce off 68k and be rangebound from 68-70k along with spy being between 640-670 for most of the year until another catalyst.

corn foreshadowing the bull slaughter on monday

That red candle on corn is crazy. Just straight down.

corn is the weekend dow btw

Fertilizer price fuk. Corn is fuk

Corn slightly up, weekend dow up, weekend oil down. Will it hold? Not likely...

Tom Lee claimed his biggest position was Oil going into this year after he passed bags to people saying Corn 250k in 75 days. Funny how you only hear about his profitable moves afterwards. 😂🤡

The resilience of corn is interesting

# WOW CORN IS SO EXCITING, MARKETS ARE RIPPING AND EVERYTHING IS FINE, FUTES GUARANTEED TO FUTE, IM SURE GOOD SLEEP TO HAVE THIS WEEKEND. MIGHT I SAY, GOLDEN TIMES. NOTHING TO SEE HERE. EVERYTHING IS NORMAL. COME BACK AGAIN SOON.

So corn is a better indicator than weekend oil buttcorn up= SPY green buttcorn down= SPY red

We are going to see a big corn drop this weekend. Source is trust me bro.

What are you gonna do with ur fake corn when depression hits. Keep manipulating it to make the number look good?

We hear this every cycle and since inception. Meanwhile, it's become a top 20 asset by market cap and AI's are actually making transactions with each other using it. I am speaking specifically about corn. Everything else is absolutely trash and for comic relief.

I wanne play the corn bro sleeping in his car!

Love the resilliance on corn hodlers, it will finally serve its long prophesised purpose and be your exit from a recession, my prayers to you cult classics.

Man I wonder if corn actually gonna go to $30k

next leg down on corn hasn't even properly started and its like doomsday in here

Next leg down on corn will be cinema

Nice dip on MSTR just need corn to rug to put the nail on the coffin

MSFT going tits up. WTF? My retirement is getting fukt. Pretty soon Imma be joining the young retards and $CORN bros behind Wendy's. This sux.

And corn is green. Today really is the worst day ever

I need corn to legit rug to save my MSTR 129 puts

Yesterday's corn has provided a solid foundation for tonight's dinner.