CORN

I think I might completely raw dog life today; complete sobriety. I’m going off my meds. Not buying any more caffiene or alcohol. I need laser eyes. I need to funnel all money into stocks and corn like it’s my sole purpose in life

Can't believe all along. i should just have to hold corn futures for a nice 15% gain since lunar New Year's end.

For some reason Corn is where some people here decide to get really upset about the ethics of something and not say the healthcare companies killing thousands to save a few bucks or say Palantir and their desire to implant explosion chips in your anus that they can detonate at will.

Buy RIOT CLSK MARA BITF HIVE... 🌽 Corn going up and data center combo will rocket 🚀 these further

Buy corn 🌽

I know why Corn is up- all the people leaving Dubai transfering back their money in crypto.

There's no more fertilizer though so corn costs are skyrocketing.

How to convert btc to corn

If oil is highly priced demand for ethanol goes up Just another reason to buy physical corn

I have just been assigned physical delivery of 5,000 bushels of corn in addition to the 1,000 barrels of oil where do you guys keep all this stuff?

Where are the bit corn to zero guys at?

This just in: Degenerate Gamblers return to Corn Futures after Middle East becomes too boring and predictable.

🌽 Vs Corn Update If you bought 🌽 1 year ago, you'd be down 9.46% If you bought Physical Corn, you'd be down 1.35% Physical Corn is still the winning investment 

Bers SEETHING that bit corn is achieving escape velocity

Corn haters smd 👇🤤

corn is so back

Corn ripping? SPY uppies tomorrow?

Corn is ripping

Somewhere in here is a genuine corn futures trader who keeps seeing lots of advice about corn that doesn’t make any sense

Yo why corn pumping?

Mstr if corn keeps pumping

Fucking lol, I knew over leveraged longs in crypto 3 weeks ago was a great idea. Closing when corn is closer to 80k

Why suddenly Corn so green? Are we getting into risk off sentiment??

After Sailormoon was seen in the ghey of hormuz, the oil will be settled in corn

WHY IS CORN PUMPING LMAOOOO

Corn related stonks flat, corn pumping. Make it make sense lol

Seems like corn was the play

Corn drops $1200 in seconds 🤡

Corn is dying stonks will follow

Market pump for no reason, corn pump for no reason, TSLA pump for no reason... We back to normal boyz!

Doesn't corn have to fall to 8k for him to get liquidated?

Corn flying rn holyyyyyy $85k here we come

I know this corn pump will fade so fast tomorrow

Is corn gonna do it, is it gonna break 74 finally?

how do corn shorts like dildos in their ass

Corn pricing in for tomorrow’s +3% gap up on SPY

Accidentally bought 1M individual corn sorry selling it now

Imagine Saylor just dumps all his corn when he breaks even. “Phew, luckily I escaped that one”

Ummmm corn

is this what corn wants? a bunch rich fks running the world?

Physical Corn is green btw

Look at corn man, so inspirational

I don't really care that much about stocks and I have all my fertilizer inputs booked for this year but I'm sitting on 25k bushels of may corn calls so higher energy prices juice them nicely

My portfolio is up thanks to Corn. Ez money

lmao.. corn rocketing to $72k.. unbelievable.

corn mooning like a mf...

Like corn cob with tobacco?

Corn is literally mooning rn and yall waiting for 9:30am tomorrow just to see your mag7 bags drop another 5%?

Thanks god! Nobody cares about whores and mooses anymore. As long as corn is up, we are up!

corn gonna be 100k by the EOD at this rate