CURE

Everything's priced to perfection. 16 rate cuts priced in. The 2nd coming of Christ and the cure for cancer are being priced in so far this week

Did spy cure cancer?

Google announces vertically integrated and fully controlled cure to all cancer via AI: -2% OpenAI announces partnership to manufacture AI generated Labubu in the real world: PopMart +200%

Can openai just promise to cure cancer and bring world peace

MSFT cure cancer?

I’m going to need gold and silver to act like they cure cancer again

lol remember when everyone was saying BYND to $10 😂😂😂. Bunch of losers and bag holders. I have a bridge in Brooklyn for sale and snake oil that can cure cancer also

Bears will acknowledge that the market is rigged to only go up, and then show up every Monday with puts. idk man, calls on whatever pharma company comes out with a cure for them.

Did corn just cure cancer?

The Cure are the best band of all time.

I hate being a ber so much, it’s cost me more $ and pain than I want to think about but I’m just too cynical and negative to believe ATH are justified right now. What’s the cure for this curse, do I need an exorcist??

*I don't want surgery because vegetables can cure my pancreatic cancer - Steve Jobs*

ALK rugging again. People think it's an airline but it's actually a biotech trying to cure being on the ground

Dumped Redwire shares expect them to cure cancer in the next hour.

Did INTC cure cancer or something

BREAKING: Tesla found cure for cancer and everyone is jumping on to buy the stock. Man I will never understand this stock. Doesn't care about the anything

BYND bag holders, my advice to you - if you delete or never open the trading app again it will cure your pain. You won’t be down anymore!

The cure - boys don’t cry

Feeling of emptiness will always be there no matter what you do and what stage you are , better have loads of money so that you can use that to cure the emptiness Goal is to earn loads of money , so that you don’t have to solve all the problems , just use that money so that the problem doesn’t apply to you

BREAKING NEWS: BYND has found a cure to cancer and is partnering with OpenAI and getting added to the S&P 500 and getting into the cooking oil industry. Gg bears

Unh moon??? What is happening??? Cure for caancer is here or?

why would you skip the cure 🫨

The Cure started playing so I put on Metallica.

This right here folks….there is no cure for regardium

Also; *buy and hold Google forever*. A DeepMind model (C2S-Scale 27B) figured out a viable pathway for figuring out how cancer cells make themselves invisible to the human immune system. Google might actually cure cancer within a 10-year timeframe. C2S-Scale has the potential to crack the whole nut on gene therapy.

How many of you have sought out a reverse circumcision to try to cure your tism?

the cure would be an economic blockbuster and incredibly profitable - the patent would be worth gold, and all those factors you mentioned could just shift to preventative medicine and early detection

Cancer - Hair. The businesses of the century will NEVER cure alopecia, ever.

Why they won't want to cure cancer despite hundreds of billions being thrown at cancer research yearly: Think of every lab technician, all the equipment they have, everything down to the smallest test tube or pipette or pair of latex gloves, all the people who oversee the ordering of those supplies, the administration that shuffles paperwork, the insurance companies, all the teams of people who have work because of cancer, to say nothing of the doctors, nurses, specialists, and all that. How many billions of dollars does that all cost considering every hospital or cancer centre around the world, and also remembering the charities, research places, etc. Hundreds of billions, per year, for decades. And the tens of millions of research hours over the years, the computers that can do trillions of operations per second that can't find a way, the decades spent trying to find a cure, and the best they can do is dose you with vomit inducing liquid and give you a bandanna for your hairless head. Imagine if a pill could cure you of cancer overnight. The most a person would need is to see a nurse at a walk in clinic. So which is it, we have a cure that's not being released because of the money, or there's no way to cure cancer because reasons. I'll go with option #1, thanks.

Are we able to build robots that live on food, that can automatically repair themselves to a large degree, that can differentiate between 1 micrometer of surface changes with their fingers? No? As long as we cannot build human life from scratch (and not from an already living cell) there will be diseases we can't cure.

##Altman: this could cure for cancer. ##Also Altman: ok here's your erotica slopola, that'll be $20 buckoo

Rare earth metals can actually cure erectile dysfunction. The more you know.

We could cure cancer but we decided that yeah making AI videos of a paralyzed man is our priority

How do you cure the mental illness where someone doesn't care for money unless its an absurd amount

If AI stocks don't come out saying they found the cure to cancer, Fri gonna look like a picnic.

The cure for male depression is to open up a $100 million leveraged short on Hyperliquid and have your Dad announce 100% tariffs with China to create a $20 billion liquidation cascade.

we need trillions in spending on data centers so we can ~~cure cancer, do nuclear fusion, develop advanced manufacturing~~ fill the internet with slop

too big of a pussy to hold this long but damn those puts could cure world hunger right now

Ever punch and break your shit when you feel useless that you can't help a sick and dying family member and regret not buying enough calls to afford going to med school and become the most big dick chad scientist ever that can cure everything?

Inflation is canceled and gold doesn’t cure cancer anymore

QURE is gonna cure my poverty lads

did nvda just like cure cancer

Dude couldn't cure a ham.

Trump would cure cancer and people will twist the narrative because of the media.

It’s sad a +900$ day feels like making nothing. Any cure for being Desensitized?

Fate has the cure… calls

Huh that's weird. SPOT scrubbed its platform of the studio version KILLING AN ARAB by The Cure, yet kept LET'S LYNCH THE LANDLORD by The Dead Kennedys. Is this what the kids call "alert" ?

>Imagine telling someone in 2008 that the future of the US looks like: >- There are more virtual currencies then viable companies >- Failed companies can rebrand to quantum stocks >- AI will promise to cure cancer and deliver fake Sydney Sweeney clips >- USD will merge with the Zimbabwean dollar Actually that's precisely what early 2008 adopters said would happen. *BTC was made because of 2008.* They predicted correctly that once there was printing, each round would bring even stronger levels of printing. Next one will be bigger again. Only thing I don't like about BTC is the damage to the environment but I believe we will figure that out. People work and are paid fiat. But that fiat is confiscated or inflated away, guess what that's called? Slavery. And BTC was a triumph and miracle of the human mind to create something that was censorship resistant and extremely difficult to take away, globally portable buried treasure. You can die and leave it for your kids or whoever you want no matter what happens. It's hard to see but in a few decades people will see that crypto's existence actually was a net benefit for humanity.

Imagine telling someone in 2008 that the future of the US looks like: \- There are more virtual currencies then viable companies \- Failed companies can rebrand to quantum stocks \- AI will promise to cure cancer and deliver fake Sydney Sweeney clips \- USD will merge with the Zimbabwean dollar

RDDT could cure cancer and it would still go from +10% to -15% to end the day fuck