CUT

These crash dummies were trusting crap adp jobs numbers for rate cut bets

AMD makes a deal with Intel and they both pump. A week ago Intel cut a deal with Nvidia and they both pumped Nvidia cut a deal with oracle, also both pumped These semis are just making deals with each other and pumping like crazy

Idk if i should cut loses on RDDT or keep holding.

ahh. goverment shut down lead to job loss. making the number look bad, making the Fed cuts rates. The rate cuts will stimulate growth, forcing companies to invest in AI. This will lead to more job losses and force the fed to cut rates even more. This will then lead to more companies to invest more in AI to make all humans live in tunnels like in that one movie. Thus forcing the fed to cut rates even more.

An angel whispered in Jerome's ear. >*If you cut it, they will come.*

So all jokes aside, I assume this is because the markets are 100% convinced we're getting a rate cut in October off of ADP data

*THIS IS THE MARKET PRICING IN THE NEXT RATE CUT*

No pullback the entire day when we have the biggest jobs miss ytd and weak ism. Not to mention gov shutdown. Cool we are getting a rate cut... to fix the literally crumbling economy.

SPY is up over 38% since April. The Fed has cut interest rates one time during that period.

Govt laying off federal workers just to get a rate cut

the year is 2026, bers are celebrating their first flat day in 7 weeks as market rallies on "trade deal and rate cut optinism"

Shutdown = GDP goes down = Fed cut rates Bullish

Should I cut my losses on LDI, down 30% like a retard

🚨 Bloomberg: *WERE GETTING ANOTHER RATE CUT* continue the run 🏃

All these jobless is making me confident in my calls. Mr. Powell, do another rate cut

Terrible job numbers, government shutting down, inflation not coming down meanwhile rates being cut So naturally let’s pump everything to all time highs 😃

🤔 maybe Wall Street thinks a shut down will force the Fed to cut rates sooner, that's all they seem to care about

They’re literally talking about grass not being cut during the shutdown. Multiple articles mention this. Wildly overstated. But relaXXX hold your testicles, it’ll be okay

CUT RATES INTO PIECES, THIS IS BOL'S LAST RESORT

Is a data-dependent Fed going to cut rates if there’s no data?

🚨🍆🚀 BREAKING: 🇺🇸 FED RATE CUT ODDS FOR OCTOBER JUST HIT 96.7%

"Sir we cut the rates but companies are just using it to buy data centers and internet money"

Government shutdown bullish. 0.5% pullback for shutdown, 3% rip for reopen. ADP numbers were awful, but that just means the fed can cut more, so bullish. Everything is bullish. Literally everything.

Holy shit those ADP numbers are atrocious. Fed needs to fucking cut lmao.

Yeah, we're definitely getting another rate cut with those job numbers.

Horrible jobs data Just means a 100% chance of another rate cut

“Resilient” doesn’t quite cut it for this market. I think “retard strength” is more appropriate.