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# BEARS HAD THEIR DAY # 2 MORE MONTHS OF NON STOP PUMPING

IT’S A GREEN DAY A SOARING DAY AND THE SUN RISES!! -Bull Théoden

There's palpably good news? SELL SELL SELL RED DAY INCOMING!

Can we just have ONE NORMAL F'n DAY!

Today is BIG PUMP DAY for $BYND 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

THE FACE OF A PERSON WHO WAS LATE TO BUY IN.....CONTINUE TO BE BROKE GETTING PAY DAY LOANS

BAGHOLDERS AND BEARS FUKT, THE BEST KIND OF DAY

GGGAWDDDAAMMITT SAME SHIT SAME SHIT DIFFERENT DAY!!

I EMERGE FROM MY 20 DAY EXILE WITH DEEPENED CONVICTION: REMEMBER THE LETTERS N-E-O-V

🚨OPERATION BEYOND EVACUATION — DAY 3: THE FINAL GRILLING🚨 👨‍✈️ [Static crackle] “Command, this is Alpha Unit — the fake meat is collapsing! BYND’s under $3.00 and sinking fast!” 👩‍💼 “The patties! They’re melting! My vegan husband’s still in there!!” 😭 💥 [Explosion in the distance] 👨‍✈️ “We’ve lost another brokerage — they tried averaging down!” 👨‍🔧 “Sir, we’re out of liquidity!” 👨‍✈️ “Then use the ketchup — make it look like blood!” 🚛 [Engine roars] RON DOBBINS (bursting through smoke): “I’m Ron Dobbins, you son of a bitch! I didn’t come all the way from Talladega to watch fake meat die like this!” 🏁🔥 👨‍✈️ “Dobbins, the market’s collapsing!” RON: “Then we floor it! Strap those investors to my stock car — we’re getting them outta here!” 💨 [He slams the pedal, tires screeching, hauling traders to safety as BYND burns behind him.] 👩‍💼 “He did it… he saved the last 12 shares.” 👨‍✈️ “God bless that man. God bless Ron Dobbins.” 🇺🇸

IF YOU ARE EVER HAVING A BAD DAY JUST REMEMBER THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO BOUGHT RGTI and QBTS OVER $40