DJT

Nah 48 hours to DJT is around a week, so he meant next tuesday

**Famous Wartime quotes by US presidents:** “Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.” - Washington “The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.” - FDR “A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea lives on.” - Truman “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall” - Reagan "Now watch this drive" - Bush Jr. “Open the fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah” - DJT

DJT could nuke Tehran and the strait would remain closed

Iran Now Threatening To Close Bab Al-Mandeb Strait After DJT Threats Time to form my own strait and block it rn i guess

Okay, DJT. Whatever you say.

FDR: The only thing we have to fear is fear itself JFK: Ask what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country DJT: Open the fucking straits you bastards

djt was just respecting iranian timezone diff, what a considerable guy

"open the str8 you pu$$y a$$ niccas" -DJT

This is your president DJT. Just checking out this sub to see how you guys doing. Let me know what to tweet tomorrow so me, my friends and some of you retards can make money.

War is over. 3 people left on earth. You, djt and Rosie O'Donnell What's the plan?

"I never said all that" -DJT

He signed them as DJT. That's good enough for me

Incoming rename of walter reed hospital to djt hospital?

DJT being in the hospital just saved you bulls

"I WILL GIVE TNE STRAIT OF HERMOOSE 48 HOURS TO BECOME STRAIT AND NOT 'EXPERIMENTING WITH OTHER STRAITS' BEFORE I UNLEASH HELL". THANK YOUR FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER - DJT

#Ban Bet Lost /u/SignificanceLate7002 made a bet that DJT would go to 4.99 within **1 week** when it was 8.444 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 2 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

THE GREAT BEAUTIFUL UNITED STATES OF AMERICA IS AMONG THE MOST, SOME WOULD SAY THEE MOST REGARDED NATION IN THE WORLD. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. - DJT

DJT

SPREAD YOUR HOURMOUZEY OUT FOR ME BABY -DJT

Puts on DJT 8.5 4/10

Yo DJT launch nuclear and end this already

Lol Iran told you to be ber last week and you lost massively, you still trust Iran over the prophet DJT?

If you’re in a bad trade right now feeling like shit, just remember: two years ago, a lot of unironic 🥭 supporters were buying DJT at $80, and they likely still hold those shares.

Markets would love if Iran had nucs and tax on unrealized gains. Not a DJT fan but she was a moron.

DJT, 6:30 AM EST: “I meant to say 3 more days, not weeks. We will be done by Easter” SPY hits $690 immediately.

DJT Dow Jones Tanks

Djt please say it’s great time to BUY

> Iran’s New Regime President, much less Radicalized and far more intelligent than his predecessors, has just asked the United States of America for a CEASEFIRE! We will consider when Hormuz Strait is open, free, and clear. Until then, we are blasting Iran into oblivion or, as they say, back to the Stone Ages!!! President DJT Trump has a really weird gramatical style. For example, he capitalizes random words in the middle of his sentences. I just realized where else I've seen that: https://www.fastcompany.com/91441869/the-internet-is-obsessed-with-jeffrey-epsteins-typo-filled-indecipherable-emails

So DJT is making a big announcement tonight and they're interrupting all programming to air it? Literally shaking in my boots. I'm about to be really poor

I am giving Iran to Pakistan or the strongest. -DJT.

"It does seem like a market trading on momentum, positioning and technicals rather than long-term fundamental views." -DJT Jr.

Can one of you Tylenol babies monitor the options activity before close, and see if an insider might tip his hand ahead of DJT speech tonight. Surely the guy that made bank right before the first strike, will double down…

2-3 weeks means djt thinks he can magically get all he wants in 2-3 weeks...which he will not.

DJT: Talks have been going well Strait of Hormuz: I have no idea who they have been talking to.

Someone’s Arab uncle has been calling Djt pretending to be Tehran again

Yes, there was no war And if there was, then Democrats did it DJT is saving the global economy. No one has ever done it like he has

Trump post: > Iran’s New Regime President, much less Radicalized and far more intelligent than his predecessors, has just asked the United States of America for a CEASEFIRE! We will consider when Hormuz Strait is open, free, and clear. Until then, we are blasting Iran into oblivion or, as they say, back to the Stone Ages!!! President DJT Lol, dude's been president for 2 years: > Masoud Pezeshkian is the current president of Iran, having taken office on July 28, 2024.

"Iran’s New Regime President, much less Radicalized and far more intelligent than his predecessors, has just asked the United States of America for a CEASEFIRE! We will consider when Hormuz Strait is open, free, and clear. Until then, we are blasting Iran into oblivion or, as they say, back to the Stone Ages!!! President DJT" Truth Social. Well done Mango.

Iran’s New Regime President, much less Radicalized and far more intelligent than his predecessors, has just asked the United States of America for a CEASEFIRE! We will consider when Hormuz Strait is open, free, and clear. Until then, we are blasting Iran into oblivion or, as they say, back to the Stone Ages!!! President DJT wtf...

But…Who is the DJT liquidity then?

Bibi wants dead US goy, so his VP DJT will make sure that happens...over easter weekend.

“We may have to do more, may be not, we’re ready. They’re not ready for us. We haven’t even started showing them what we can do. They can’t stop us, nobody can stop us. They maybe should try, but that won’t be good for them. France and the other European countries, may be they should try. I’d like to see it. They can’t stop us….” One hour later, “… we’ll see.” - DJT from the future

GO GET YOUR OWN DAMN PUMPS \- djt

LUKA DONCIC IS THE REAL MVP. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. -PRESIDENT DJT

DJT may be done with Iran but I'm not sure Iran is done with DJT

The question when DJT does yet another 180 and does his nonsense invasion with huge losses. I am betting next weekend.

NOW IS A GOOD TIME TO SELL. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER \- PRESIDENT DJT

"go get your own oil" - DJT

> Fuck yo box, Pandora! I didn't want to close it anyway! *-- DJT, probably*

Just get your own oil! DJT!