DJT

"I HAVE THE MOST CHROMOSOMES PERHAPS IN ALL OF UNITED STATES HISTORY. PEOPLE COME TO ME, BIG STRONG GUYS WITH TEARS IN THEIR EYES, THINK OF IT. THEY SAY "SIR, WE CANNOT TAKE ALL THE WINNING YOUR CHROMOSOMES ARE TOO PLENTIFUL" BELIEVE ME, FOLKS. CALLS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! -DJT" per Truth Social

MSFT TSLA META DJT JPM COIN What other stocks did the Epstein ETF?

after all this time and ample consideration and reflection I have come to the realization that maybe President DJT doesn't have a strategy

Iran ran Iran so I ran - DJT

I love how folks refer to DJT as mango. As if you say Voldemort out loud and he might come deregulate your industry or something.

I AM PLEASE TO ANNOUNCE WE HAVE A CONCEPT OF AN AGREEMENT WITH IRAN WITCH WE HAVE NEGOTIATED OVER THE PAST 48 HOURS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. DJT.

Djt attempting a technique not seen since the heian era

Bears: “This market is manipulated” DJT: “Don’t panic, I’m gonna manipulate the market” Bessent: “I’m gonna short oil to manipulate the market” Also bears: “Puts seem like a good investment”

DJT thinks meeting with the Shah's exiled son = negotiating with Iran

Polymarket has a bet with 12% odds that DJT will reveal himself as the antichrist before 2027. Free money for all of the folks in here!

it's very funny each time DJT says he talked with Iran they like immediately respond saying they didn't.

Cronies to 🥭: "Market's tanked enough, time for a tweet Donny." 🥭 to his cronies: "Alright, tell the group chat to open their positions." 🥭 to the world: " WAR! WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! DJT" SPY: 🍆💦💦💦 🚀

I'm sure DJT is a reliable source of information at this time.

NO ONE KNOWS WHAT IT MEANS BUT IT’S PROVOCATIVE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. PRESIDENT DJT.

“Dow futures jump 1,000 points after DJT says U.S. and Iran have held ‘productive’ talks” Lol ain’t no one talking to him.

100% DJT did the same shit to China during trade war and they were "wait what talks?"

Kinda crazy to me that DJT isn't like $100. It's literally the primary source for market information. How are they fucking that up so bad?

GOOD TIME TO SELL - DJT

That is contested, and we will take it like Greenland for “everyone’s” national security-djt, 🤔

lol, they're both MIGA, like DJT.

DJT stock price at an all-time low makes me very happy. So deserved.

Shorting $DJT seems like an appropriate move.

Remember when 🌮 literally tweeted this: >"THIS IS A GREAT TIME TO BUY!!! DJT," he wrote at 9:37 a.m. And bears on WSB were still buying puts remember? Less than 4 hours later after that tweet he cancelled the tariffs and SPY rocketed up **+9.5%** that day #thats +9% on SPY in a day. This is what's coming for you bears. Get your anuses properly prepared. 🤡

oof Madone, this boss DJT, boy does he eat alone.

“No bad happen, only can good happen” DJT

Full porting into 🥭 Media & Technology Group Corp #DJT at open tomorrow. Gonna sell my AMZN shares at a loss. 3 more years of 🥭 means 1000+ more days he can potentialy pump the sucker. It's the ultimate gamble in your favor given 🥭's behavior and history of doing things in his benefit.

Fuck it full porting DJT im done

THIS IS A GREAT TIME TO SELL!!! DJT

Today is the spring equinox, and also Nowruz, the Persian new year. Wondering if DJT is going to drop a special gift tonight. Anyways I'm gonna continue DCAing into shares until we find a bottom

It takes DJT 1 sec to say something stupid

You guys do understand that if DJT can get Israel in line and get them to stop attacking Iranian oil locations for an extended period, that alone puts oil back down into the 80’s, right?

"Well I don't know anything about that but I'd like to have 3 terms during DJT wartime"

TACO should take a look at DJT and see how hes winning

Listening to Qatari Prime Minister, crazy but those mfs actually sound reasonable compare to djt

Iran is not playing fair, NOT COOL, glad DJT called them out in a truth. /s

This is my son, DJT.

Are my April 2nd 670c screwed? It seems its going to 600 now thanks to DJT

Drill baby drill! Thank you for your attention to this matter! DJT

Remember when DWAC IPO’d? Before it was DJT?That crazy run it went on. Went from like $10 to $150. That’s what SWMR feels like.

DJT says more winning tomorrow boys

Supposedly, must like Beetlejuice, if you say the number "131313" out loud, DJT will magically appear.

I dont need an advisor - DJT - Also me when my trading app recommends an AI advisor

"we're pounding it really hard" DJT

We are pounding a certain area that has to do with straight - DJT

We are pounding it hard - DJT

DONT STEP ON THE MARBLE - DJT

Calls, nuked. There it is. TY DJT

>NO PANICANS! >Mar 16, 2026, 8:13 AM DJT

Trying to convince the navy they know DJT. FTFY!

Guys, even though us has it hard with iran djt syill pushes the relationships with their allies:NATO. Do you guys really believe something good can come out of this or are you guys totally blind? After bull market for 3 years, here we are with the beginning of the bear market.