DJT

DJT said at AF1 he's solved hormuz

If you didn’t price in the treasury shorting CL just as DJT starts speaking, you haven’t been paying attention.

Futures opening is the new Sunday Night Football, thank you DJT!

DJT stock=inflation hedge. Get in before you have morals.

All of DJT problems have something to do with islands 🍑🏝️

🥭: Texas has nuclear weapons. Thank you for your attention to this matter -DJT

There is no TACO this time. All previous TACOs were things that DJT could change in a second like tariffs, Greenland, etc. This is out of his control.

You got some motherfuckin nerve callin me on Shabbat, on some little bullshit, better calm that shit down, come around here and show me some muh fuckin respect before me and my Jewish niggaz come up here and beat yo ass - DJT

Breaking: DJT nominated for Nobel Prize due to discovery of Pure Retardium

MANGOE TWEET 🚨🚨: SINCE IRAN IS ACTING VERY “FLAMBOYANT”, WE HAVE CHANGED THE NAME FROM THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ TO THE GAY OF HORMUZ. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! - PRESIDENT DJT

DJT said JPow needs to do an emergency rate cut - this is real

I sometimes randomly remember that a two years ago, a lot of uninformed and uneducated—but very devoted—voters were buying DJT at 70$, many are still holding, and that makes me a little happier.

Barking Narz:::All nursing homes in the US requiring double the output of knitting to help DJT weave his way out of this one ☝️

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER -YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT DJT

You all behenchods listen to me. I'm going full short tomorrow on DJT stock. It's only 10$ and as long as 🌮 in power it stays the same but when he is not that is going to penny because no one uses that shit except him

May save the HOOD calls I bought today thinking DJT may pump us on the crypto act.

DJT is strong!!!! That mf can move a goalpost multiple times in a very short period! 💪

So DJt sats they won the war 😭😭🤣🤣 How… How the f, Cause we cant see that… gas and Oil keep going up 🤣🤣🤣 and Iran still attacking Israel hahahaha

It’s crazy djt don’t drink because I swear every rally he has in small states sounds like a drunk uncle rambling in a garage.. guess that’s the angle

This dump brought to you by DJT! Thank you for your attention to this matter!

DJT : " He said he did not believe Iran had mined the Strait of Hormuz, the world’s most sensitive choke point for oil shipments. Chubb will serve as lead underwriter for a U.S.-government-led program to provide insurance to ships passing through the strait. " I wonder who wants to be a guinea pig

If it touches 12 you can call it DJT

Prob gonna hit 75 before hitting 100 again.. if it gets close they will drop a tweet ”Iran has surrendered, they surrendered like noone else has before, it was beautiful surrender THANK YOU ON THIS MATTER DJT”

“He can’t bluff his way out of a market crash this time!” - Overextended Bear as DJT manages to bluff his way out of a market crash for the 15th straight time.

BREAKING: DJT announces the Strait of Hormuz will now be known as the Gay of Hormuz

They should make DJT the coach

Just a reflection. But last year when DJT TACOed on that Wednesday, he previously sent out a fake news tweet that Monday and gauged how market would react. Today’s fake news tweet that got deleted kind of reminds me of that.

DJT demanding removal of mines at the same time denying they are there This guy's 🧠 is cooked

“If they remove what may be there it may be a step in the right direction” DJT what the actual fuck

Us ASKING Israel to stop bombing Iran energy production DJT is pussy whipped by Netanyahu lol

70% chance DJT impeached before 2028

Strait. Strait. DJT is a dweeb but you're not helping yourself.

Breaking: DJT awarded Nobel Prize for discovery of Pure Retardium

To summarize 🥭’s address in one sentence: NOW WOULD BE A GREAT TIME TO BUY -DJT

Listen I'm not making any accusations I'm just asking questions Why would DJT talk about cutting oil sanctions on russia, when oil/gas are russias main income. We are taking Venezuelan oil and are the #1 producer in the world anyways. Seems fishier than your mom's pussy to me

I’m in the signal chat They’re talking about calls on DJT???

> Short term oil prices, which will drop rapidly when the destruction of the Iran nuclear threat is over, is a very small price to pay for U.S.A., and World, Safety and Peace. ONLY FOOLS WOULD THINK DIFFERENTLY! President DJT

If Iran sustains for few months, DJT is finished

At this point, I think -1% is the same as green Thank you for your attention to this matter, DJT

-DJT

Spy touched 500 when DJT broke out his lil whiteboard tariff. We got a way to go here yet

Breaking News: DJT nominated for Nobel Prize for discovery of Pure Retardium.

> Short term oil prices, which will drop rapidly when the destruction of the Iran nuclear threat is over, is a very small price to pay for U.S.A., and World, Safety and Peace. ONLY FOOLS WOULD THINK DIFFERENTLY!President DJT 🥭 literally telling us to short oil

> Short term oil prices, which will drop rapidly when the destruction of the Iran nuclear threat is over, is a very small price to pay for U.S.A., and World, Safety and Peace. ONLY FOOLS WOULD THINK DIFFERENTLY!President DJT

>Short term oil prices, which will drop rapidly when the destruction of the Iran nuclear threat is over, is a very small price to pay for U.S.A., and World, Safety and Peace. ONLY FOOLS WOULD THINK DIFFERENTLY!President DJT Oooooohhh shit, he is in damage control mode We gonna bleed

# **NOW IS A GOOD TIME TO BUY, ONLY FOOLS WOULD THINK DIFFERENTLY - DJT US PRESIDENT**

Iran has drones with or without nukes, why did he truth this 20 minutes ago: "Short term oil prices, which will drop rapidly when the destruction of the Iran nuclear threat is over, is a very small price to pay for U.S.A., and World, Safety and Peace. ONLY FOOLS WOULD THINK DIFFERENTLY!President DJT" He's like the average WSB user caught in a bad trade losing 10% a day.

You're factually correct.  Hitler was nominated in humor and rejected.  Maybe DJT was as well.

"Short term oil prices, which will drop rapidly when the destruction of the Iran nuclear threat is over, is a very small price to pay for U.S.A., and World, Safety and Peace. ONLY FOOLS WOULD THINK DIFFERENTLY!President DJT" Don't worry guys new ATH soon.

Short term oil prices, which will drop rapidly when the destruction of the Iran nuclear threat is over, is a very small price to pay for U.S.A., and World, Safety and Peace. ONLY FOOLS WOULD THINK DIFFERENTLY! - President DJT