DJT

No new wars -DJT

Exactly what DJT wanted. Maybe He really is God?

I think inverse WSB and DJT is my only hope

DJT and Sam Altman are taking turns dumping the market

Does it not make sens? People are losing money and they became braindead than usual, all Thanks to DJT 😂😂

“I Been sucking to make my wife happy, so i try to make the world happy” DJT 😂😂😂

Not DJT

“You need me to save the world, giv me the nobel prize of peace” DJT “I Can use my brain, so much that peace even wanna make a deal with me” - DJT (Irony joined the chat, has to tell since you dont have a brain)

Its going Down… Way more then you Think, this Will go longer Down then when DJT started the tariff shit

DJT Jr. ate my ass

Somebody who is good at the economy help me fix this!!! -DJT

DJT: Rates war 12 of 10, down from 15 of 10 yesterday

blame the blessed djt!

Can we vote on polymarket that DJT Will use nuclear when things going Down?

DJt… the next taco supreme! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💃💃💃

DJT: Khamenei Jr most likely next supreme, but not acceptable to US. DJT to be helping elders choose

imagine what would happen if he tweeted "now it's a good time to buy DJT" for real.... upwards circuit breaker

NOW IS A GREAT TIME TO BUY! DJT

Yall remember the sorry grandpa on DJT stock

I HAVE INVENTED A FREE ENERGY MACHINE. You're not gonna like it, but it works: * Create a World Court * Charge DJT with war crimes over and over again until the end of time * He continuously shits himself, we take his soiled diapers and burn them as biofuel for unlimited energy we can use to build back better

Remember when those idiots were buying DJT stock at $70/share? Good times

Israel has got the United States by the balls. The reason we have no choice but to go in is because Israel has threatened to nuke Iran unless the USA helps. And that would open a whole new can of worms. This war is going to end when Netanyahu says so, not DJT. This is the pinnacle of Bibi's career, 40 years in the making. A chance to topple the Iranian regime once and for all.

The Koreans are Selling off their Underperforming and Loser stocks to buy into America's great DOW tomorrow morning! Just You wait and see! Thank You for your attention to this Matter! DJT

Here RIP DJT who got the Dow to 500000

More like, DJT: Yes, master.

Israel: We're bombing Iran whether you help or not. DJT: Fuck it, let's ride. (according to the reasoning given as to why we are fighting the war)

*THIS IS A GREAT TIME TO DIE!!! DJT*

Israel: We're bombing Iran whether you help or not. DJT: Fuck it, let's ride. (according to the reasoning given as to why we are fighting the war)

DO NOT SELL! Thank you for your cooperation. DJT.

Some of your ports may die; but that is a sacrifice, I am willing to make. - Lord DJT, days before Shrek stole his wife 

Lots of retards here were cheering 🥭 when he was elected, now I hope their ports are red like their hats. They even thought $DJT would go to $1000/share lmao

I wonder where the DJT calls guy is today. Anyone remember his username??

DJT is getting erect

Kamememenei must have shorted DJT

#Ban Bet Lost /u/LuluButterFive made a bet that DJT would go to 0.0 within **15 minutes** when it was 10.69 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 11 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/LuluButterFive** bet **DJT** goes from **10.69** to **0.0** before **01-Mar-2026 10:36 PM EST** Their record is 0 wins and 10 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

!banbet DJT 0 15m

I wanna be a bull but yall are sped “war is over” 🤣🤣 DJT has said he’ll continue bombing all week, 5 U.S. servicemen dead so he’s definitely anticipating they aren’t going out without dying, red for uncertainty tomorrow and yall will lose money, but it’s ok just buy the dip

DJT on oil and the strait of Hormuz: "I'm not concerned about anything"

"I love the uneducated"- DJT

Mr President we will rename it "DJT Memory" just please save MU

All citizens refusing to buy SPY calls will face a 25% payroll adjustment (i.e. tariffs!). Thank you for attention to this matter! – DJT

DJT spinning off truth social is like me spinning off genital warts. Any buyers?

There's something really funny about the only two green things in my watchlist being VIX and DJT.

Anyone making moves on $DJT earnings tomorrow? I'm thinking PUTS but I'm not sure how much lower the piece of shit can go

Jensen about to invest in DJT to keep the party going.

#**THIS IS A GREAT TIME TO BUY!!! DJT**

anyone else regret voting for DJT? I do

“My message to bears is the following: suck it, suck it, suck it, suck it, suck it, suck it.” - DJT

"Govt answers to the common people and not to powerful corporations" and what Universe is that DJT? I wanna apply for a transfer