DJT

He's gonna fart into the mic and say IRAN IS ABOUT TO BECOME THE BIGGEST MOST YUGE CRATER, BIGLY. SOME SAY THE DEEPEST JUST LIKE MY ASSHOLE AFTER A BIG MAC AND DIET COKE DIARRHEA. -DJT

🥭 ‘bout to force rockstar to rename GTA VI into DJT III

DJT definitely gonna moon after SOTU

Flat for 5 months straight is awesome, thank you DJT! Economy is “ripping”!

She was the best one Ive heard yet! Great job. Elizabeth Warren was just anti djt which americans are tired of. Instead of just djt bad, how about working together and stop shutting the government down

All she said was djt bad. Even people she supported in the past now she doesnt because they arent anti djt. Tell you why the government keeps shutting down

If you play games with me I will raise taxes on my citizens . - Thank you for your attention to this matter DJT

> As President, I do not have to go back to Congress to get approval of Tariffs. It has already been gotten, in many forms, a long time ago! They were also just reaffirmed by the ridiculous and poorly crafted supreme court decision! President DJT RIP man is crashing out

I CAN USE LICENSES TO DO ABSOLUTELY “TERRIBLE” THINGS TO FOREIGN COUNTRIES, ESPECIALLY THOSE COUNTRIES THAT HAVE BEEN RIPPING US OFF FOR MANY DECADES, BUT INCOMPREHENSIBLY, ACCORDING TO THE RULING, CAN’T CHARGE THEM A LICENSE FEE - BUT ALL LICENSES CHARGE FEES, WHY CAN’T THE UNITED STATES DO SO? YOU DO A LICENSE TO GET A FEE! -DJT for what? a few billion revenue? xDDD

If you think shorting MSTR feels good, imagine shorting DJT when this admin finally exits 🤌🏼

DJT has a 2.8B market cap, if WSB put all of our money together we could do a hostile takeover if we find someone who can loan us 2.799999B

"We’re Winning too much, it’s just not fair! President DJT" - his talking about his family, just to clarify.

##We're Winning too much, it's just not fair! President DJT lmaoooooo

New Post by realDonaldTrump on Truth Social We’re Winning too much, it’s just not fair! President DJT

DJT brutally lawmogged by SCOTUS for tariffmaxxing, a decision sure to spike White House’s cortisol

All tariff refunds will be repaid via DJT stock and you will be happy

Well that was extremely unhinged, even for DJT

market literally doesn't give a fuck what djt says anymore.

"I don't wanna be kissed by that man" yeah that's what your 🍇victims said too DJT

Chilllll DJT.

"I wanted to be a good boy" DJT

How tf is the felon's slush fund stock DJT actually up?

My 25% tariffs have been converted to 25% fees. Thank you for your attention to this matter! -DJT

Did anyone’s CVNA puts print? I’m guessing no. MMs made out better than 🥭 selling worthless DJT stock to his cult members at $75 a share.

Yes DJT, TSLA and all these unprofitable AI IPOs coming up are *meritocratic*

Why doesn't the US just make a contribution of 1 trillie, to DJT himself so he can invest it and make deals to save the US? That is just good thinking!

US news is fake news. Only DJT news

I genuinely want everyone on here to make money. Exceptions would be anyone unironically long CVNA, MSTR, or DJT.

We are all forgetting the biggest most beautiful up and coming big tech company. Once TSocial starts ramping up the fusion reactor production returns will be wild. Plus no way they don’t roll out a foundation model soon. Won’t need data centers in space with hydrogen. Calls on DJT

Please DJT I need this

Imagine buying DJT at $50+ in 2024.

Somebody threw down almost a million bucks on ATM DJT puts. Dear baby Jesus, I hope that's some insider information, if you know what I mean.

 realDonaldTrump on Truth Social Happy President’s Day! Prices and Inflation are Way Down. The Stock Market, and your 401k’s, are Way Up. Our Military is Strong and Powerful, Our Law Enforcement is GREAT, and Our Border is 100% Secure. Murders (YEAR 1900!) and Crime are at RECORD LOWS, and Our Country is Bigger, Better, and Stronger than EVER BEFORE!!! Working Hard - ENJOY YOUR DAY! President DJT

Notice that DJT hasn't been going too crazy recently in terms of tanking the market. I think if we ever edge 7000 that's when he is going to make sure we don't cross it but probably will be hands off until then.

Idk but TIL about Kanye West - The New workout plan, particularly DJT, Bill Gates and Diddy in one poster, in 2004..

WSB hostil takeover of DJT would be my exact kind of retarded.

If we become majority shareholder of DJT, doesn’t that make 🥭 work for us?  Which means we could control the Presidency if he has to listen to us?

Lmfao DJT just said fuck your calls

DJT calls

I’m banned from r/DJT, r/TSLAinvestors, and r/MSTR… all my favorite stocks to give editorials on.

NOW'S A GREAT TIME TO SELL - DJT

PLEASE DJT TWEET NOWS A GOOD TIME TO BUY

Oh I’m gonna TARIFF. OH I’M TARIFFFIIINNGGG!!! -DJT

DJT cant even cook the books correctly. Strong jobs report means less rate cuts lol

Imagine how much of a bloodbath tomorrow is going to be. Today is going to end bloody red, tomorrow is going to even worse, Friday relief rally off a cooked CPI (yes I think they will pump it on the cooked CPI even though they are dumping it on the cooked jobs), and then Tuesday probably drilling to Earth's core when DJT goes crazy over Twitter/Mexico invasion starts.

It’s crazy roght???!! When DJT first got elected eggs were so high!!! Now there so low!! I’m swimming in eggs!! I have 3 dozen in the freezer!!! Boiled , deviled, scrambled, over easy haha fuck my ass!!! Americaaa!!!

''We revised the Jobs report, BIGLY'' DJT

I am tired of this trading man. I am gonna create a pedo ETF and chill. DJT, CRWV, APO, VSCO, JPM, BCS, MSFT, TSLA, GOOG, H, PLTR, META

Finally someone understands what I have been trying to say this whole time! Tarriffs are a tax on other countries and will bring wealth to the masses, so we can convert the white house to the gold house This message was supported by DJT

Some people were buying DJT two years ago at $75. Many of those lackeys still hold it.