DOW

How tf is the DOW erased the entire dip from Friday

Dow up, SPY green, QQQ slow headed green

Breaking news DOW, SPY, and QQQ just partnered with OpenAI to fuck bears. 🐻

DOW is officially mega green. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Its like yall dont even remember Taco's first term and all the "trade talks going well" tweets. Or the tweets bragging multiple times about the dow crossing 25k.

"asset price inflation", russel 8.8%, dow 7.4% ytd ...

**BLACK MONDAY HIT HARD** But this black don’t crack !!! Pooh 🐼 tried to hit us with restrictions on the rare earth… said it’s too too cultural, too powerful The DOW dropping like snowbunny panties in a fat🥷 penthouse **THIS A FIRE SALE !!!THE BIG BODY KINGS IN THE MARKET… LIKE BROKIES ON BLACK FRIDAY TRYNA COP A FLATSCREEN** FAT 🥷TREASURY checked the moonshot reserve… **why don’t we just buy the whole damn thing?!** Pulled up on that 🥷Jerome at the federal reserve. 🥭brought the tariffs, and declared we the **HOTTEST** country !!! New TARIFF deal by Wednesday? Yea we got em… 10% tariff on unseased food, 40% on broke (ber) opinions. FULL embargo on skinny 🥷 with financial advice ❄️🐰: babe, am i gonna be ok? SNOWBUNNIES EXEMPT. THEY GOOD.

Dow up 600 points, recession from Friday is ova

Showing a ~500+ point open on the Dow. I think this is an "everyone gettin fucked day"

Black Monday started like this in Asia. Then followed by -22% dow in the US.

Stock index futures rose Sunday evening on hopes that the U.S. and China can again defuse trade tensions. S&P futures, +0.9%, Nasdaq 100 futures +1.2%, and Dow +0.6% were higher.

The 37 people who trade the IG weekend Dow and tech 100 are super excited over that tweet huh

Holy shit weekend DOW +344 ber absolutely FUK tomorrow, lol

Bol cope is strong. Why do I keep hearing about the weekend Dow and Tal Aviv markets being green. If they are such great predictors why am I only hearing about them on a day after we drop 3 percent and not other days

Lots of bers in here praying for a gap down... But weekend dow is positive, China and Orange have said positive things over the weekend. Market will look right through the blustery talk. Ber so fuk

Btc the new weekend dow

Weekend DOW and QQQ already pumping. Bears getting no mercy.

When weekend Dow open??????

On Black Monday, October 28, 1929, the Dow declined nearly 13 percent. let's keep going ddddooooowwwwwnnnn :)

Black Monday refers to the global stock market crash on October 19, 1987, when the Dow Jones Industrial Average fell 22.6% in a single day, the largest one-day percentage drop in U.S. history.  Almost there lololol

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/live/stock-market-today-dow-sp-500-nasdaq-slide-as-trump-threatens-massive-increase-on-china-tariffs-151214079.html

they should make the nasdaq the dow and make a new nasdaq just for the ai buildout

Who needs JPow when 🥭 is enough to tank the markets. Spy, Dow, Crypto, Gold, Silver , Oil every thing is down.

No one cares about the Dow, they should just get rid of it

is the dow on tylenol or something?

not bad. dow's just being a btch

The dow is blood red, like a fresh wound. Everything else is blood green, like the mysterious sores I keep growing.

#Dow and boomer stocks drillin LMAO🤌

Why's the Dow Jones red? Is it stupid?

DOW looking pretty DOWn

unrelenting dumping on the dow

S&P, Russell, Gold, DOW, all closed at ATH. Nasdaq 1 day removed from ATH. It doesn’t matter what you’re invested in right now, can’t lose.

Dow goes up 500 and everything in my port is red.

I love how the US markets saw the Asia Dow up over a percent and decided it would be un-American not to top it.

Investor's Business Daily: Stock Market Today: Dow Rises As Jobs Report Nixed context: job report nixed due to government shutdown

The dow is on a mooner

DOW got some pussy last night

Wtf boomer dow

Why dow jones up 0.6% but qqq is red? It’s impossible

Hello fellow traders. How about that Dow Jones index, hey? Hah hah. Crazy! Anyway, do you have any illegal financial advise to share?

both dow and nasdaq ended in +0.xx any reason why spx couldn’t pull that hard

thank you most generous dow jones you beautiful man. gracing us with the greenest of futes, so kind ❤️

Specifically that shutting *this* government down is extremely bullish If 🥭went golfing for the rest of his term Dow would go up 1k a day

^^ this. I had a managed account from them and I consistently beat them in robinhood. Honestly just throwing money in the Dow / Nasdaq would easily beat em - and it's not like they're leveraged against losses or anything. + fees