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Keep buying Tesla. The might earn 0.34 of EPS instead of 0.33. And that Optimus robot thing barey able to pick up an object with an extension cord attached is definitely ready for high level surgery.

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Come on Musk, you mad SOB, earn those trillions

Does MSTR earnings even matter? Does the company even earn anything?

I’m so happy just chilling in Colombia. I just feel comfortable and everything dirt cheap. $10 food delivery, $12 tennis lessons, $3 ubers, mani/pedi for $12. Earn in dollars and spend in a cheaper currency Find the life that makes you happy This has been a cashflow life update u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR please pin also need flair perms for like 5 hours bro stop ignoring k thnx

I just lost so much money on uuuu guys please let me in on something to earn it back 😭😭😭✌️✌️✌️

So is Retail gonna keep talking about the "bubble" boogeyman everyday no matter how much the markets gain and companies earn? Apparently this is the most telegraphed "bubble" of our lives. I fear the day when Retail en masse stops mentioning that we're in a bubble

Donate all your gold and earn a seat in heaven 🌅

Just going to earn sweet money and do some sketchy ho shit , that’s living

Why work a stagnant wage 9-5 job when you can earn $100 million in 7 minutes as a jewel thief

Damn, gotta put in overtime at Wendys tonight to earn cash to add to my portfolio

God tsla has to be the most overvalued stonk in history. Pay 450 to earn $2 per year lol. Absolutely retarded. But don't worry robots are coming soon. Just right after a new sportscar, semi truck, solar roof and full self driving 😂

What quantum stocks should we be looking at help me out I’m tryna learn and earn with yaaaaa 🤞🏽🦅🖤

earn bd

For those who lost money, I understand that it fucking blows. But its just money, you can always earn it back. Please take care of yourself

Earn it burn it baby

Feeling of emptiness will always be there no matter what you do and what stage you are , better have loads of money so that you can use that to cure the emptiness Goal is to earn loads of money , so that you don’t have to solve all the problems , just use that money so that the problem doesn’t apply to you

Fun fact: There are 250 trading days in a year. If you earn $400 per day, you will earn $100k per year. More than enough for many of us in this sub.

Reminder that for just $250,000 in your favorite bank's 1% savings account, you would earn enough yield to buy a *free* 5-for-5 Biggie Bag from Wendy's all year long and eat like a king 🤴

Do we earn a badge for trading through this bullshit?

My wife is into the “Finch” app right now where you have a tamagotchi style digital pet that encourages you do self care and you get to deck out its house as you earn points for deep breathing and making yourself tea and shit. 😂😂😂

I mean in the rare case you pay taxes is that not contributing society in some way beats 9-5 wage slop where you earn money for someone else

My gut tells me next week will be red, therefor it will be green, but that would mean I would earn money, which means it will probably still end up red

I clench my cheeks when the escorts eat my ass out, you have to make them earn their pay.

Uber is launching data tasks for drivers-Bloomberg [Link](http://bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-10-16/uber-giving-some-us-drivers-option-to-earn-money-from-tasks-like-uploading-menus) These short minute-long tasks can be done anytime, including while idling for passengers: \-data-labelling (for AI training) \-uploading restaurant menus \-recording audio samples of themselves \-narrating scenarios in different languages

Like I said, I'm sugar mama of a sweet boy. Throwing him a birthday party on next weekend and gotta earn some 💵 to make it the best he ever had! Do me a solid and gimme some cool info, bros. Will post pics - promise!

The one positive of this 🤡 running the show is he’s brutalizing crypto and instead of dragging out over decades he might crush it in 4 years. Hopefully. Polluting the planet to earn fake e-gold smh

"There's this thing that's been money for 5,000 years, is on an insane bull run and you can buy it easily like any stock, plus banks are buying it hand over fist and they guard it with machine guns and tanks." "No thanks bro, I just found a company operating out of a Wendy's dumpster that has a P/E ratio of 5,677 and... no wait, scratch that, they don't yet earn any money at all, so it's all theoretical. Gonna moon. Gives me the vibes."

best way to get back to 10k is earn some paychecks.

#i realise despite everyone losing money on options i earn more from options than stocks

So, gold is at 4200. Even if it goes to 10,000, if I buy 1000 dollars worth, I barely earn 1000 on top of that? And that's like, the "moon" call for it? Thanks, but I think I will stick to silver. If it goes to 1000, then putting in the same thousand dollars gets me like 20k.

It's days like today, when people who are all in, fully leveraged long, and have the courage to be in such exposed positions, they EARN that return they really do?

Why does everything out of trump's mouth have to involve being retaliatory, or reciprocating, or retribution? If the dude really wants to earn the Nobel Peace Prize, then he really needs to learn to chill the fuck out and stop being such a macho dick all the time.

You would have to correct for professional gamers and streamers who earn millions.

puts will help you earn money. but i am not buying puts as there might be a dead cat bounce

Just go to wendy and get some cheap rimming, it will be cheaper than drugs. There is lot of investors who want to earn some nickel.

Bitcoin and Ether continue to melt down. Crypto buyers are in for a rude awakening and will soon learn a very valuable but expensive lesson. Fortunately, most crypto owners are young with lots of time to earn back what they're about to lose.

I really like the word scoundrel and I hope to earn the title one day

Heavenly father, I know I haven't prayed to you in a while. I know I promised you I would DCA into well diversified ETF's last night, but I ended up gambling on 0DTE's again. You've shown me grace by letting me earn some profit today despite me breaking the promise. I want to apologize and make another promise that I won't do it again tomorrow.

WSB one of few sane subreddits in this Reddit ecosystem. And that’s scary when 95% of this place will earn cash the old way behind a Wendy’s dumpster

maybe i should long rddt. For the amount of shitposting I do I looked. The given me $4.4 in "EARN" program or some shit when I click on my profile. Good business model they got i guess

Contessa Brewer of CNBC is getting paid to visit Macau to gamble. And I have to earn my paycheck to gamble. I am in the wrong profession.

Wasting XP to earn money? Not allowed

He’s done nothing to earn it? The valuation is based on 90% hype with very little real results.

YOU TRADE TO EARN A PROFIT. I DO IT FOR TAX WRITE OFF. WE ARE NOT THE SAME... I AM JUST BAD

Wishing y'all a good night. May you earn money tomorrow, and may the market and life bless you 🙏🫶

Guys real question, how much is WSB hated in other investment/stock subreddits? Imagine wanting advice on how to earn just 5% a year on your investment LMAOOO.

None of the stocks in my portfolio even earn revenue yet but I’m still outperforming the market LMAO 🤌

It's amazing how fast our descent into lawlessness is. I hate to break it to you retard bulls but lawlessness is not great for stability, and instability is not great for stonks. But hey - keep buying, maybe you can earn enough Zimbabwe dollars to buy ammo.

How can i earn money from Taylor Swift entering her flop era. It’s not priced in