EGGS

That sounds uncomfortable — and it’s definitely something to pay attention to. After a **hydrocele removal (hydrocelectomy)**, it’s normal for your scrotum to feel **swollen, firm, and uneven** for several weeks. You might also feel: * Soft or squishy tissue from postoperative swelling or fluid buildup * Lumpy areas from sutures or healing tissue * Mild tenderness or bruising However, if your scrotum feels **like “scrambled eggs”** — meaning **very soft, mushy, or irregularly lumpy** — that could suggest things like: * **Residual or reaccumulated fluid** (a small hydrocele reforming) * **Hematoma** (a collection of blood under the skin) * **Infection or inflammation**, especially if it’s warm, red, or painful * **Damage to nearby structures**, though that’s less common ### You should contact your surgeon or doctor **right away** if you have: * Increasing pain or swelling * Redness, heat, or drainage from the incision * Fever or chills * Scrotum that feels “squishy” or like it’s filling up again If you’re only a few days post-op, some swelling and odd texture can be normal, but anything that feels **dramatically different** or seems to be getting worse should be checked urgently. Would you like to tell me **how many days or weeks it’s been since your surgery**? That’ll help narrow down what’s most likely going on.

Can someone ask ChatGPT if my nuts are supposed to feel like scrambled eggs after a hydrocele removal please

I had a hydrocele removed. My nutsack feels like scrambled eggs rn

#THE PRICE OF EGGS is down

"I like to put all my eggs in one basket and watch that basket very carefully." [https://x.com/StockSavvyShay/status/1981675947175956835](https://x.com/StockSavvyShay/status/1981675947175956835)

CPI 10% SPY up 2% My port down 90% Dozen eggs up 500%

I just need gains to afford grass-fed milk/butter/beef, pasture raised eggs while living in parents basement

Undercooked eggs in France

BYND is vegan, you know? No eggs like Impossible 

Sleepy Joe: The economy is clicking on all cylinders America: But what about the price of EGGS??? Mango: I will build a $250 million ballroom for my billionaire friends and host the best parties America:

phanom exterior like fish eggs interior like suicide rich-regs I could exercise you, this could be your phys-ed cheat on your man homie

I have this goose. It lays these eggs.

well considering eggs might cost as much as silver soon

Damn, AWS affecting so many sites. This is what you get when you put all your eggs in one basket. Wouldn't have happened if they used Digital Ocean, which is currently UP. #DOCN

Three over easy eggs, two pieces of sourdough, two kiwis. Incredible dinner

Can they be deviled? If yes, unlimited eggs

How many hard boiled eggs could you eat in a 24 hour period if you were paid $50 per egg? edit: I think I could do like 60. That's pushing like 5k calories and like mega cholesterol and shit. Yeah each additional 10 is $500 but at some point you just gotta throw in the towel. I'm saying 60 for $3k and calling it a day. edit 2; electric boogaloo: Standard Costco eggs. No condiments. Only water or tea to drink during the egg eating bonanza. No voluntary vomiting. One involuntary vomit allowed, disqualified on 2nd vomit.

Had just enough guac for the morning’s breakfast tacos That’s right ladies, I still buy eggs

How do you like your eggs 🍳🧌

Wanna have ramen with boiled eggs. But neither have ramen nor eggs

Dump and Pump and here comes Trump Like Green eggs and ham.

$2 a gallon $2 a carton of eggs

I need to fertilize some eggs 

Eggs: UP Beef: UP Bread: UP Bacon: UP Chicken: UP Orange Juice: UP Don’t believe his lies.

https://preview.redd.it/qcqbd75qydvf1.png?width=1333&format=png&auto=webp&s=f659ffd739344d0835bce870f7c3ad46ffc905ce you'll need 3 of these for some eggs

lol to get to the President’s official feed and comments, I have to scroll past ads for eating eggs and NCIS

How did we get here? We can turn anything into a really big issue? Remember the outrage over price of eggs? Did the price went down? Now it's cooking oil? What's next? And here is the problem, even if you don't care about any of these things, your portfolio is taking a hit every single time one of these non issues is blown up into something.

Does that mean cheaper bacon n eggs

Listen boys if the vegetable oil drys up I’ll switch to frying my eggs in motor oil. That will put some hair on your ass. 😂

Don't be stupid, put all your eggs in one basket

See I see it as being a longer term play but I won’t be putting a whole lot of eggs in that basket. AI will be first to fall the first time OpenAI doesn’t fundraise enough that entire sector is beyond fucked

Kinda crazy how AI bros are getting paid billions to speedrun the decline of America by having it put all its eggs in one basket and ruining the lives of its citizens while also sucking up the energy grid and making electricity prices go up. Even if they do somehow build the Skynet T9000 it will simply tell the morons in office to build up energy grids and manufacturing sectors when you ask it how to beat China. Just because it's an AI doesn't mean it can generate digital CERN experiments or solve the laws of physics via binary code.

Easter eggs

People blame the milk for what the cereal did. The eggs for what the toast did. The steak for what the fries did. The cheese for what the crackers did. Because they can't wrap their heads around the simple fact that plants are far more inflammatory than animal foods.

enjoy your cheerios for breakfast nerds😂😂🥱 Real ones eat eggs, bacon, sausage for breakfast

Eggs it dick squid titty

Don't be exit liquidity. All eggs in basket and suchlike.

UUUU is my golden goose. I like to keep my eggs in one basket. Extra fun and extra spicy 🥵

What is worst. Centipede or cockroach or bed bugs that laid eggs?

No sir I need to buy eggs

Green eggs and ham

MARKET SERVING GREEN EGGS AND HAM THIS WEEK LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 💹🍳🍖😏🤌🏻

Serving green eggs and ham this week. Meet up at 11 Wallstreet

Save your semen and use it in place of egg whites. Saves a lot on eggs

had to hard boil some eggs just to cover up the smell of these rancid sharts

More stimmy checks. Just what we need so GOP can blame Dems for high eggs prices and put a dictator in charge yet again for ‘28

They sell the cars at no profit to sell you a $25 hamburger, its like eggs & supermarkets in the old times

Too bad eggs don't last longer. Carton of eggs about to be crazy $ again from the looks of things.

Dollar down, everything else up. Don't fight it. Take the gains and buy some $80 eggs