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I’ve been waiting out back for the past 30 minutes. The attractive women from Reddit told me they’d meet me here. Let me know if you see em.

Canadians are snowflakes, they don't understand Texas alone could stomp em

which businesses use EBT the most? puts on all of em

let go of em

PT released today was $1.5. It's gonna overshoot that for sure, then we shark em and buy bags below $1

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha em huh excuse me Hahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

You guys can sure pick em... BYND down 8% literally the only thing red?

Nah fuck em

Too salty anyways, I prefer plant burgers. If you can’t beat ‘em, I eat ‘em

Oof I got burnt by my 240s. They expired in September tho grabbed em in August. Amzn has to rally someday but when ? Next month ? Next year ? It will be a shit show in here when it does tho I bet that lol

The Canadians do produce my favorite brand of maple syrup. I say we keep em

Got em

I saw that commercial. Fuck em up 🥭

You gotta toast ‘em up just right and have a cold glass of milk with them 

I have puts for tomorrow. They were nearly worthless after I sold the call leg of a straddle today so I kept em. Maybe they gain and I can use them to buy the dip

$SPY puts for CPI ye ye We gon fck em up ye ye House in the hills but we doing lines on the fills ye ye Puts in my bags cuz my bags have space for bags ye ye Wooosah

Beyond Meat Meatballs are absolutely fucking banging. You got to fry em' up in the pan with some olive oil and let them get crispy though, sear em...10/10

These bynd apes are like those old people you see at slot machines banging on the glass. Feel for em

I AM PISSED AF about that fucking quantum tweet. Yesterday my RGTI 44p were almost 100% so I said I was going to hold till friday but I woke up with them down 30% so I sold em all on that little dip when RGTI was at 38.50 this morning. fuck u orange man

69% gain on em quantum calls. Noice

Ah, so you missed out on BYND. No worries you'll get em next time

If the b****s actin triflin you need to cut em off

market closed enough schmeat talk, time to whip 'em out and show us what some REAL meat looks like boys

Prolly sold em at cyber beast prices too😭

I watchlisted some puts on SPY and now I wanna cry because I missed out on soooo much potential money, but I’m getting better at options so I’ll get em next time

+100% to -15% in less than 3 hours. You guys really know how to pick ‘em.

People really said OSRS rugged em on bynd 😭

Fake meat got that 🐶 in em

Showed the kids Inside Job today and immediately dumped a year’s salary into fake meat. That’ll show ‘em

Exercise all your itm calls. Fuck em

Halted because they can’t handle us, keep flooding em!

I think my DNN calls are officially cooked. What should I buy with the $200 I’ll get when I sell em?

You've prolly got another 75,000% room to keep going my g. You should let em fly to the moooooooooooon!

You tell 'em!

Imagine our ancestors seeing us selling gold to buy fake meat. Fuck em They wouldn’t understand .

LAAAAK EM UP! How one feels when tarrifs news crashes market & you have calls

gotta know when to fold em 🥇

INTC earnings gonna just be an announcement that NVDA bought em for 200 billy

Damn should let my CC on ASTS get called away 2 weeks ago instead of buying em back :/

Alright Donny now tell em how much more we are giving to Argentina 🇦🇷

This is wallstreetbets, not a hospital.. should probably call em.

the problem with selling GLD is that you get DOLLAR for it. Who wants that shit? Stinky DOLLAR. Might as well just give em to me.

Fall a bit more baby. I wanna load up on all of em calls

Good, fk em

You've got to know when to hold em, when to fold em.

I have $NVDA $190 calls expiring end of week. Should I hold em? I think im cooked

It would seem that the fate of the stock market, the economy, and every citizen in the United States is wholly dependent on a trade deal with China Trump got China right where he wants 'em

I have like 5. Get'em in die cast, a lot more affordable! no insurance required either!

I use chatgpt more than google now, far superior product and goog juiced me by telling me that photos would have unlimited storage then reversing that and capping storage, and then juiced me further by tying that storage limit into gmail fuck em

Lmao just seen that 🥭video flying over protesters dropping diarrhea on ‘em… unbelievable 😂