EM

Who’s gonna tell em 👀

TIL u can just sack tap em off the bag for the out. woulda been useful in little league etc

# "let em watch, let em watch"

“I was a fucking legend in Gin Alley (WSB). A legend! I killed puts and I fucked bears and I drank with the best of ’em.” (He laughs and drinks more) “And now look at me. A man of /r/byndinvest drinking dirty water and eating fake meat, in this cold, bagholding shit-hole.”

puts are so cheap rn cause nobody gonna buy em

You tell ‘em big guy!

Bers? Put'em in da bathroom.

🥭 raped em. Got me too.

There’s 106 of these dollars inside of my pocket I’ll spend em tonight!

Tell me why whenever I run into someone and they ask what I’ve been up to and tell em I quit my job and ~~gambling~~ trading full time Every single one has $300 in robinhood but doesn’t trade anymore but “if I know of any good tickers let them know” 😆

I recently discovered batching cocktails and it's game changing. Like, take your bottle of gin and make a drink or two just to make space. Then pour some vermouth and maybe some contreau or whatever in that you like and put it the freezer. Then, whenever you want, pour a glass and add an olive or lemon twist or whatever and boom, instant ice cold martini exactly how you like 'em. This is some Winston Churchill shit where you can be plastered anytime with no effort.

Dude said in the BYND chat, "we gonna get em tomorrow, overnight action doesn't mean anything" Sure thing bud. 🤣

throw the other 20% into calls on em for the memes

Give me Steelers n em tonight

I miss 'em game manuals in physical games mayne .

Annex Canada, make Alberta and BC the 51st and 52nd state, turn the rest into a Canadian reservation. We will build casinos and liquor stores for em. Problem solved.

More 🌮 trades on the way 🤤 get em while they're hot

I’ve been waiting out back for the past 30 minutes. The attractive women from Reddit told me they’d meet me here. Let me know if you see em.

Canadians are snowflakes, they don't understand Texas alone could stomp em

which businesses use EBT the most? puts on all of em

let go of em

PT released today was $1.5. It's gonna overshoot that for sure, then we shark em and buy bags below $1

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha em huh excuse me Hahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

You guys can sure pick em... BYND down 8% literally the only thing red?

Nah fuck em

Too salty anyways, I prefer plant burgers. If you can’t beat ‘em, I eat ‘em

Oof I got burnt by my 240s. They expired in September tho grabbed em in August. Amzn has to rally someday but when ? Next month ? Next year ? It will be a shit show in here when it does tho I bet that lol

The Canadians do produce my favorite brand of maple syrup. I say we keep em

Got em

I saw that commercial. Fuck em up 🥭

You gotta toast ‘em up just right and have a cold glass of milk with them 

I have puts for tomorrow. They were nearly worthless after I sold the call leg of a straddle today so I kept em. Maybe they gain and I can use them to buy the dip

$SPY puts for CPI ye ye We gon fck em up ye ye House in the hills but we doing lines on the fills ye ye Puts in my bags cuz my bags have space for bags ye ye Wooosah

Beyond Meat Meatballs are absolutely fucking banging. You got to fry em' up in the pan with some olive oil and let them get crispy though, sear em...10/10

These bynd apes are like those old people you see at slot machines banging on the glass. Feel for em

I AM PISSED AF about that fucking quantum tweet. Yesterday my RGTI 44p were almost 100% so I said I was going to hold till friday but I woke up with them down 30% so I sold em all on that little dip when RGTI was at 38.50 this morning. fuck u orange man

69% gain on em quantum calls. Noice

Ah, so you missed out on BYND. No worries you'll get em next time

If the b****s actin triflin you need to cut em off

market closed enough schmeat talk, time to whip 'em out and show us what some REAL meat looks like boys

Prolly sold em at cyber beast prices too😭

I watchlisted some puts on SPY and now I wanna cry because I missed out on soooo much potential money, but I’m getting better at options so I’ll get em next time

+100% to -15% in less than 3 hours. You guys really know how to pick ‘em.

People really said OSRS rugged em on bynd 😭

Fake meat got that 🐶 in em

Showed the kids Inside Job today and immediately dumped a year’s salary into fake meat. That’ll show ‘em

Exercise all your itm calls. Fuck em

Halted because they can’t handle us, keep flooding em!

I think my DNN calls are officially cooked. What should I buy with the $200 I’ll get when I sell em?

You've prolly got another 75,000% room to keep going my g. You should let em fly to the moooooooooooon!