ETSY

Bruh there was a time when Etsy was trading at $300/share and valued at $30B 😂

Etsy was the first individual stock I ever purchased when it IPOd. RIP.

Etsy should have drop more than fiserv what the fuck 😂😂😂

ETSY investors prolly scared that the new CEO will bring in lots of HB-1 visas from India bankrupting the company

Cmon ETSY bloodbath

ETSY CEO bailing out before the retail apocalypse happens

Didn’t ETSY announce a partnership with OpenAI? Stock is down 9%

Finally another person that shares my hate for that website, bought like 3 things 2/3 years ago and all of them broke fuck etsy share price should be 1 dollar😑

I'm so glad etsy is going down. It's full of AI garbage

Etsy*

ETSY puts, earnings are Wednesday morning.

ETSY up 3.6% with 1k volume… lol, before earnings!

Can someone help me start an Etsy shop selling Jerome Powell merch?

“Etsy price target raised to $65 from $64 at Stifel”. Seriously, why even bother? 🤡

Etsy puts

Thought Scam Altman promised us OpenAi would revolutionize the world as it is. Until now: - useless chatbot - slop image/vid generator - useless integrations to shopify, etsy (sure I will give delegate buy decisions/purchases to an hallucinating tool) - promises of useless "agents" - skyrocketing energy costs - immense debt financed spending and now the 50th available browser truly a 500 billion dollar company

I haven't tried Etsy witches yet 🤷‍♂️

Gonna pay some Etsy witches to spooky the market

I'm about to send this red snapback that says s and p 7000 to the Whitehouse. Calls on Etsy.

Gonna call an Etsy witch to send this market up 3% from here through tomorrow

Supposedly starting to get a slice of purchases via OpenAI enabled eCommerce sites like Shopify and Etsy that are starting to incorporate OpenAI LLM code.   Bloomberg folks were saying it was a theme at today's event

paying an etsy witch for a black swan

Etsy witches taking massive Ls

ETSY calls anyone?