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#to many eye pokes

Then you’re just retarded honestly. The markets can be artificially propped up years into deep shit economy. If you’re gonna turn a blind eye to alarm bells going off because grandpas 401k hasn’t crashed yet you’re genuinely braindead

Then they are so distracted, they fall down the stairs and break C-5, the smart glasses puncture both eye balls and they sit around blind and paralyzed. The wife takes all his money and leaves him.

This isn’t talked about enough. The native population  Stopped having so no they’re trafficking immigrant kids and no one bats an eye

You're getting about 75% of the USD value in GBP. Hence why I said earlier that your gains in US positions need to be good to make it worth while in current market. Plus you'd still need to keep an eye on the FX exchange. If the USD weakens further....you'll need bigger gains to compensate.

Do you're own research i'm a noob but i'm big on MAXQF and KRKNF, i'm investing in the Canadian tickers same with those other ones but i think these keep going up for a few years too, MAXQF highly speculative and just had a major run but CAD gov and MDA space are both invested, maybe keep an eye out for a dip idk.

I got in yesterday after keeping an eye on it for a while, lets go

Indeed. Keeping an eye on the equal weights.

Sunglasses on tv to hide your robot eye is dumb. 🤌

Everyone trading AAPL and AMZN. Brings a tear to my eye. LONG LIVE $HTZ

Beauty is in the eye of theOMFG what the heck is wrong with that dude's face?!

I don’t consider the float a risk, exactly. Though that and the arbs can dampen big moves that speculative long calls require. I also see where those who think it richly valued are coming from. To that end I am now focused on LEAPS myself, with an eye towards vega and gamma trades later this year possibly. If things pan out for them as I hope, I think those LEAPS will serve us well (I plan to sell the low deltas when the time comes and exercise those deeper ITM.)

Definitely an eye opener isn’t it.

I can’t make eye contact with you guys, after we were all masturbating bc we thought the plane was going down yesterday, only to correct itself soon after. We must never speak of it to anyone.

$LENZ therapeutics eye drops VIZZ let me see God. He looks a lot like Sarah Jessica Parker oddly enough. Sex In The Vatican City 🇻🇦 💅🏻💃🏼🍆

I don't remember the mechanics/theory behind it but the Webb telescope has to cool a portion of the eye or lens or whatever to like -260 degrees or something. They already figured out a way to do efficiently I guess.

$LENZ ripping and tearing its way back to $50 If a buyout happens by J&J or CVS I’ve got a buyout price estimated to be at a minimum $100 a share but possibly $150 a share. They are the only option on the market right now, their competitor Vuity pulled its product due to consumer backlash. $LENZ eye drop VIZZ has already shown it solves the problem of Presbyopia without the issues Vuity had and consumer reports reflect that. High risk, High reward, if you track its beta coefficient it appears to be negative in terms of large market downturns. My belief on this is due to the high short interest of over 25%. When market floor drops it seems like shorts are covering this position and realizing losses to offset the gains they have from being short at $30, $40 or $50 a month or 2 ago. Looking forward to more news coming out now that the direct to consumer campaign has begun. Best of luck to you all and I wish we all make tendies. Aside from the gey bers, they can get fuk.

Holy shit I thought it was a mango eye at first lmao

The eye of Sauron, to be used as orc food..maybe

Why do I keep eye fucking bitcoin futures?

Maybe she's the one who gave him the black eye

it's literally being spam in daily thread every day, do you want us to tilt your eye ball and read it for you, your highness ?

#Imagine getting punched in the eye by ur 80 y/o husband LMAO 🤌

the parts of the market I keep an eye on are feeling a lot like mid-October right now, which is terrible

Lol, calling out Macron's black eye.

Apple of his eye! But I said, Vladimir you're not gonna do it.

If NFLX decreased outlook because of projected acquisition cost, then they will very likely be a good buy later this year. Will be keeping an eye on them. If they increase subscription cost again then it will be more bullish.

🥭said, "I got it. I got it. Why don't we nuke them?" according to one source who was there. "They start forming off the coast of Africa, as they're moving across the Atlantic, we drop a bomb inside the eye of the hurricane and it disrupts it. Why can't we do that?”

#wearing aviators cuz my otter wife gave me a black eye wyd? #LMAO 🤌

His right eye was #ucked up last week. Now he looks kind of cool in a WWIII sort of way.

His wife came in his eye

Studies show mirrors make people behave better because they increase self-awarness. Macron does not have an eye problem - he's wearing reflective shades so mango can see what a fucking regard he is when he talks to him. Calls.

#french cukk macaroni wearing sunglasses cuz his husband gave him a black eye LMAO 🤌

I’d hope it a little more eye opening than just choosing to get pissed on by the donkey mascot instead of the elephant mascot

The hells angels side eye rn

The amount of money lost in the market today would've been a circuit breaker just 5 years ago. But we have inflated the market so much that we don't bat an eye at it.

Gotta go back to the eye doctor because this sure doesn't look like the 'V' that everyone was saying that it was.

Spy pumping $3 in the blink of an eye after SCOTUS says no ruling today lmao

Odds that Macron wearing shades during his speech is because his wife/former schoolteacher gave him a black eye

Macron wearing shades..." Eye condition". Dude got punched by wife again 😂😂😂😂

Reddit’s Neckbeard and 🥭the Winking Eye of Sauron and bers are Sawise Gay-gee and bulls Bulomir and BogleHeads are like the elves and I’m disassociating again aren’t I?

Remember when melon had a black eye and was kocked outta the WH? That was a glorious day for TSLA puts.

It brings a tear to my eye to see Europe grow a pair. If they signal the us treasuries are out, strap in for the ride boys and girls.

SPY is like Sly in Rocky running through the streets, eye of the tiger style

Eye SPY calls

gold gapped up nearly $100/oz and no one even bats an eye. That's the entire price of silver as a fraction of value it's absolutely wild what's happening right now.

Theres this absurd retard here who's been shitting on bers since October. He caught my eye when he was going around telling people that "pricing in" is a myth and that only stupid people believe that things get "priced in" I still thank the stonk gods for letting me find such a gifted inverse indicator.

Note on Today's News (Jan 19, 2026): A massive breakthrough was just published by researchers at Stanford and OIST showing that "Excitonic Floquet" (using electron-hole pairs) is much more efficient than using light. Keep an eye on companies specializing in 2D semiconductors (like TSMC or Samsung), as they may pivot to this more efficient method for future quantum processors.

The most awkward part of a threesome is when you make eye contact with the three other guys.