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I’m going to have to tell her you said that. I promised her 2 years ago I’d shitpost on WSB to keep an eye on you. Ive seriously posted 50k shitposts and suddenly you validate her whole reason for me posting here. I don’t know whether to be grateful or pissed.

Texas sucks ass, it’s just jeets and concrete as far as the eye can see.

Has anyone looked at SMX? Not an american stock but I was keeping an eye on it and it's still going up, that company seems to work with metals? looks like a pump and dump since the 5yr is so bad on it unless there is some reverse split I can't find info on

That’s rough, i definitely know that feeling. I’m still somewhat new to trading options but all it takes is one big W. Keep an eye on Google tbh, I work for them and we have access to so many amazing AI tools that aren’t public yet, I think it will only go up in the long term. They will be leading the AI revolution in the future

Somebody is going to lose an eye

Breaking: With gold and silver at all time high, middle aged Indian women rich on their copious jewelry are able to splurge on "munch boys". Their husbands generally turn a blind eye as apparently it's normal in their culture. This will be the future of WSB traders who scorn precious metals and continue to gamble away their money on options. Hope you like curry!

🌽 puts because some splashed my eye at the start of dinner.

Eye opening isn’t it lol

It brings a tear to my eye. Back in the 80s (I'm old) we'd wrestle dolls from other shoppers and on the news they would show all the fights. South Park has a good trilogy on the Black Friday mayhem. Trey and Matt are my kind of old now, they get it

be Michael Burry >born 1971 in San Jose, CA >age 2, get eye cancer, lose the whole thing >rock a glass eye >have no depth perception but still play football >high school: Santa Teresa, ace everything, zero friends (for the character arc) 1990s: >UCLA econ + pre-med >obsessed with stocks >start posting value picks on obscure forums >become message board mod >get noticed by Vanguard and Joel Greenblatt >start a fund 1997: >Vanderbilt med school >MD achievement unlocked >Work as a doctor while moonlighting as “Dr. Doom” on stock forums >Stanford residency in neurology > gets bored of med >quit med career >take entire inheritance + family loans and launch Scion Capital 2000-2007 >Scion returns 489% crushing $spy >spot housing bubble before everyone else >beg banks for credit default swaps on subprime mortgages >"Uh, we want to bet the house burns down?" Banks: "Lmao sure, weirdo" >investors riot: "You're insane, gimme my money!" >raise gates in a side pocket so they can’t withdraw funds 2008: >Market melts down, swaps pay out >bag $100M personally, $700M for LPs >Wall Street: "How tf did he know?" >Feds + SEC up his ass >close Scion, return capital (sick of the assholes) 2010: >gets a book written about him > "The Big Short" movie gets made >Christian Bale plays you as autistic drum-banging 300IQ spastic >Overnight fame >Relaunch as Scion Asset Management, focus water/gold/farmland >portfolio hits $100M+ by 2016 2025: >become active on Twitter >publicly short $nvda >make 20% within 3 weeks >Shut down Scion >Start Substack newsletter >Generate $10 million+ run rate revenue on day 1 for sharing shitposts

Legit it gets piped into a "pumphouse" at a wastewater treatment plant. It comes out of a 3' I.D. pipe and is dropped into a massive cauldron. It's then taken to another waste management facility and incinerated or disposed of in some manner. I had to fix a lock on one of the doors into the pump house in our city's wastewater treatment plant and it was a godawful smelling, if eye opening experience.

Fuck burry and his eye

And rubs his eye vigorously immediately thereafter

Is it because youre autistic and you dont have to look people in the eye when youre in the costume?

I work tonight, Thursday night, Friday eye appointment in the morning, work Friday night, and I work Saturday too lol

drop it directly into boiling oil, make sure to use a lot of oil and keep the flame going to keep it really warm, also do this close to your house to keep an eye on it

Since everyone has their own thoughts I’ll add mine. This week was definitely MM’s trying to kill all the puts from last week. My march puts are down about 50% since last Friday. It literally pumped straight from Monday to today and no one bats an eye. But we have 1 whole red day and everyone loses their minds. We’ll see what happens next week or in the upcoming weeks but nothing goes up in a straight line forever. (Yes I’m a salty bear)

https://www.cnbc.com/2025/11/26/att-holiday-shopping-survey-black-friday-gen-z.html LMAO no wonder. Gen Zers are totlaly fuken low IQ they can barely look at another person in the eye.

I am so saddened by the loss of Google. We didn't always see eye to eye, but I always respected Google as a hard pumper and a great stock. Google was always so kind and helpful, and I will never forget all of the times Google went out of its way to help me. Google will be greatly missed by all who had the pleasure of knowing Google.

Shrek got that look in his eye

I'm holding DFLI, I'm up about 40% in a few months, but was over 100% at some point. One to keep an eye on.

Burry’s substack: “Cassandra Unchained is now Dr. Michael Burry’s sole focus as he gives you a front row seat to his analytical efforts and projections for stocks, markets, and bubbles, often with an eye to history and its remarkably timeless patterns.” Bro literally said an eye cuz that’s all he got 😭

Don’t act like a fucking tourists and you’ll be fine. And don’t make eye contact with anybody.

I know you won't do it. But either don't trade today, or go small so you don't regret it and stab your uncle in the eye with the turkey baster tomorrow when he starts talking about politics

Don’t worry I work third shift and keep an eye on the europoors so you don’t have to

I'll keep an eye out for Libyan terrorists. Edit: Catalytic Converters, not Flux Capacitors. Still, can never be too careful.

I can’t I got eye issues and the pills make it worse. But that’s not even the problem I’m having lol

Economists: Poors without jobs as far as the eye can see

Gonna keep a real close eye on RDDT for a few FDs this week.

Good eye

They hide economic data and no one bats at eye and spy pumps

Drink with your mouth, not your eye

Every time I drink coffee I get a sharp pain in my eye

This volatility is normal in a downward trend. Yesterday’s rally was separate from NVDA. Which was interesting. Peter Thiel just completely exited his NVDA position. I’ll keep my eye on the VIX as we go into the day.

TIL Burry has a prosthetic eye No wonder why he is short-sighted

Look at burrys gay face. He even got cockslapped on the right eye. gay ass bear

I think the cat was just oding and came alive when they hit it with narcan... sombitch almost took my eye out.

Watch it round eye

QQQ has been selling off every time we hit the 200 hour moving average. keep on eye on that for an exit.

Definitely keeping my eye on it, if it retreats a percent or 2 I think I’ll jump in

# Keep a close eye on your trash cans, # bols are not having thanksgiving this year # 〜⁠(⁠꒪⁠꒳⁠꒪⁠)⁠〜

It sounds like home theatre eye cancer. Id honestly ask why not just use a projector

Direct eye contact makes people lie less You supposedly can't stare people in the eye and do complex math. Probably can't think of complex lies as well.

Watching that corn fall with a side eye

homeland security unveiling a plan to collect biometric data at the airport. your fingerprints, facial scan, eye scan. they will feed this into palantir and track every breath you take, primarily to make sure you don't criticize israel.

Does anyone have access to sub 1min price data ? I would love to see the last few minutes of $AMD at close. On the last 1min candle price went from $204 to $200 but closed back at $203.75. Just insane manipulation to try to get it under a break even strike price . Would love to see the price battle on the 1s charts. Eye puckering manipulation attempts

So how does this altcoin season thing work and which altcoins should i keep an eye on?

Does Ibit post laser eye memes on twitter??? I think not

Beauty is in the eye of the bagholder