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All eye ran really has to do is nothing and sustain chaos

LMAO! Rough buddy, use eye drops and don’t check your phone.

If you make eye contact with a hot chick at the gym wyd

mom farted in my pillow again so i got another pink eye 😔

.43% after a week of draw down Bols thinking it’s not the eye of the hurricane

I thought eye was fucked

So I came frighteningly close to putting my eyeball out on a tree branch today while golfing. Cut my eye lid open instead. I’m just kinda happy I still have both my eyes. For a second I thought I was fucked

Just saw Scott Bessent He gave me a purple eye I said “yo fuck you Scott. I manage Doge. What do you manage? Oil futures?” He proceeded to kick me in the balls and say “yeah I made a $1B in one day in 1992” I proceeded to stick a finger up his ass. I said “I bet you like that” “SCOTT GET OVER HERE” 🥭erupts and yells for Scott Scott says “this isn’t finished” I say “your balance sheet is finished”

In 2030+: 👱‍♀️: Hey neighbor, I caught your sex robot at my house. Can you keep a better eye on your stupid bimbo fuckbot or otherwise I'm going to call the police 👦: It's not my sex robot anymore. I sold it to your husband. Maybe you should keep a better eye on him. 👱‍♀️: Wait! What!! 😠😠😠😠

What we thinking about this private credit situation? Something to keep an eye on or another manufactured crisis by financial media? I just read that 40% of private credit borrowers are now net cash flow negative.

A bro will really look you in the eye, say 'no homo', and then explain that bitcoin is a bellweather for the SPY

Imagine not allowing direct eye contact

Tired of eye ran ass and the straight of hormonal

highest interest rates available for as long as the eye can see

Oh okay I’ll tell the eye doctor he’s stupid and you got the right diagnosis

That sounds like pink eye. Wash your hands more.

After an entire day of being scared, I made the appointment with my eye doctor to see how far my disorder has progressed. But I was able to end the day on a high note, I hit new PRs in the gym. It’s not a lot but I’m call this a win.

Keep your eye on 🥭 Beijing trip its the ultimate tell and its coming up quick

The most obvious would just be relative currency decline. Also keep an eye on Norwegian sovereign wealth fund and Arabian ones and see if there are any outflows from US holdings.

Do we really need photochop since aye eye can do it for free?

Round-eye, and selling GLD in the morning at open. Name a more iconic duo.

They should make a spinoff of "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" and call it "AI for the Straight Guy" 🎤 Alright that's my time, thanks for coming out everyone

oh we got to end this shit fast but can you tell your homie to keep an eye out for tankers on fire so we can go long oil

#i can’t see out my eye

Damn, we went from "we're back" to "it's over' in the blink of an eye

Bol is the fuk. >!The ber also fuk.!< >!But new eye tolla is the most fuk.!<

Iran **has** to give trump a horrible black eye or he and bibi will keep fucking with them every six months for the next three years. And oil could easily hit $200 if Iran keeps attacking energy infrastructure Maybe Xi will save us by stepping in and mediating. I need a communist to save my portfolio of extremely levered semiconductor bets What a fucking fiasco

AAAUGHH i got lukewarm chicken broth in my eye!!

BRB I gotta keep an eye on this position that I cannot trade for 12 hours

Did they make eye contact tho

Bols slowly opening one eye...

I've been keeping an eye on indexes for an hour wondering why barely moving.... I was on commodities tab the whole time

Congrats on those whose third eye opened and they bought puts on SYK yesterday. Near-term ATM puts are up 8x.

seepy eye wen

I like dat CPI the opposite way i like my rib eye. WELL COOKED

Ah yes, the heavenly sign approach. Been there, but it really fucked me up in 2008. I swore to never invest based on direct eye contact with a squirrel ever again.

Eye rannnn

Ronald Reagan famously highlighted in 1983 that video games like Space Invaders developed999 "incredible hand, eye, and brain coordination" in youth, comparing them to military training for pilots

As long as people’s wallets are fat, they turn a blind eye

To whomever paper handed the fuck out of their UPRO options on the lowest end of the spread. Thank you for making me 21.25% in the blink of an eye.

I find it hard to believe that he's a Chinese propaganda influencer I'm sure they keep an eye on him but I don't imagine they would endorse some of the insane tangents he goes off on. He's able to make accurate observations about the United States' trajectory that are mind blowing to people over here because nobody in this country has read a book since middle school.

Fupa jeans died, can we do bug eye sunglasses next?

Her eye 👁️ is so cute Her eye 👁️ is so cute Even her other eye is looking at the cute eye 👁️

My reloaded calls might have a rough go of it overnight. Silver has upside but the options have tons of premium baked into the price. Just saw a buy signal on SLV (based on technicals), so I took it. But yeah. Wendy’s Wednesday is in sights. I have a WEN call option for Jan 2027 so I am keeping an eye on that, too. 😂

The last time he gave Elon a black eye and made him stand and face the class at the oval office

I think Michael Burry's glass eye just shattered.

SNDK just pumping on constantly high volume, brings a tear to my eye, we're not going lower finally 🙏

Ok I want to see a good clean fight, no eye gouging, no below the belt. But most importantly, Have Fun!

keep an eye on vvix, volatility of vix

I was at the dentist’s office and the hot assistant with big boobs was checking my teeth when I accidentally farted, so to make it less awkward I said, “wow, you can really tell I had hot sauce on my eggs this morning it smells like someone took a shit in here,” and she frowned and didn’t make eye contact and said “please stop talking” 😅