FACT

Did you know government shutdown is in fact not bullish? Now you know

The fact we aren't getting jobs report which could be bad news, is the equivalent to Vegas casinos having no windows. What we don't know can't hurt us.

The fact we can’t even get a marginally red day of like .25% to .50% is alarming.

lol fact that ber still aren’t sleeping… like this is a bear trap just go to sleep pls

Don’t let this distract you from the fact that Jack would’ve fit on the floating door with that selfish bitch Rose

naw man. it's a fact

I hate everyone, not just those on other continents. In fact you are aggravating me right now

I should be paid for waking up to go to work, and the fact I am not is a travesty.

Guys with the government shutdown, everyone talking about how a recession is guaranteed at this point and also the fact that there has never been another time in history where the top 1% have owned that much of the wealth compared to the average consumer HOW IS THE MARKET STILL GOING UP? Yeah i know this is a place for regards but wtf is going on? Is this just a bubble? Are we about to enter the biggest market crash ever? Wtf is going on?And yeah I know - believe it or not, calls!

My wife has decided she’s simply not going to talk to me about anything other than essential things. The fact that she thinks this is a punishment is hilarious.

Guys how do I get over the fact that I was up 16k in gains from the past 3 weeks with options and prediction market and just blew half of it today? Help please

Continuing to reflect on the fact that a strike price I went looking for at market open today was 2X the highest available… wat mean

if trump is actually wiring money into stocks through TGA, which enable banks to keep buying, then would that mean the market will crash if boomers start cashing out retirements aligned with the fact current gen trading accounts are exhausted? that puts retail in shambles wouldn't it if it all just pop and drops?

the fact jobs arent coming out tomorrow really fucked with my plan lol

Her milkshakes did in fact bring the boys to the yard

The fact that TSLA is worth 2/3 of AMZN by market cap is absolutely regarded when you take a step back and look at the 2 companies

I changed my mind, stonks do in fact only go up

well, this fucking retard took over 2 mil from the hedgies in the last \~month and bit. If no believe me -- look at post history. Proofs are there. He didn't even get lucky -- his bets had a < \~15% chance each to pay. Must be the 1 in a billion sir. ...who's the real regard? The fact you even responded is enough to tell me your poker hand. Learn the fucking game, regard. thxn!

Puts at close yestarday were in fact, not the play

Fun fact. Men can actually produce milk It is thought that during early human time that food was scarce and both the man/woman would nurse the children

but the fact you're admitting this means you're actually wanting us to think that you're playing dumb to get free alpha which means you're actually doing something else... 4D chess is hard man

instant fact check

The interest rate narrative is the dumbest one. Rate cuts. Will. Not. Help. You. They won't save the economy, and they won't bring 10/30 year rates down much if at all. In fact, they may go up.

He puts it inside of him, if they fit they're insiders. Fun fact: he's yes to find an outsider candle.

Well, Google, I'm glad we had that talk yesterday. I'm satisfied with the positive development you've shown but we have to face the fact that you're still not trading at a reasonable P/E like Palantir or Tesla.

I take solace in the fact that when the bears are eventually right it will destroy TRILLIONS of dollars of idiots' portfolios. It is not a matter of if. It is a matter of when. It is an inevitable certainty.

If the wealthy have excess cash to throw into Tesla at a 300 PE ratio, our tax rates should really be 60 or 70%. The fact that we can’t provide peope healthcare but we have a person who’s probably worth $500B based on promising a non-functional product for 10 years that kills people is actually disgusting

Today: "SPY sets new ATH as traders bet government shutdown will be short lived." A month from now: "SPY sets new ATH as traders shake off the fact that government shutdown was not short lived."

Aside from the fact I slept in and didn’t close my 664p for a profit… This pump is disgusting. Government is shutdown. So ghey. So fake. I’m not even a bear. But, god damn I fucking hate this market.

Today is a clear example of the fact that the plunge protection team is real.

Gov shuts down, we go up. This market will in fact never go down again