FDS

The kids here are cannon fodder, not officer material. They cannot afford stocks. That's why they buy FDs.

Does anyone else ever go on tilt and leverage into risky FDs just to feel something?

One day I will stop averaging down on FDs, but today was not that day, and I don’t see that day coming any time soon, probably ever. NO ONE LIVES FOREVER. I do it for the thrill. I know if I had a big win I’d just move up to a higher stakes table. This is a casino and that’s why I’m here. No crying in the casino meat tards.

How TF am I supposed to buy FDs with out my EBT cash to sell? I’m so fucked on rent next month.

FDS robotaxi sex bots go!

the $9 fds gonna print Thinking about aping back in

Bought some fake meat FDs... immediate -25% 🤡

Taking profits on these meme plays like a proper man. I only diamond hand SPY FDs like a respectable degenerate.

Taking profits and buying some fds Brokerages having issues screams rugpull

Just let me get out of my FDs tomorrow GLD!

Looks like tomorrow is the first big fomo day for gold. Selling my FDs tomorrow but keeping my leaps.

Indeed. Wsb will chase it like they always do and get burned on options. Works for me tho, need someone to sell FDs to

Is every moron on here buying 0 DTE SPY calls....... Good fkin job, we finally back to full blown FDs, the way things should be. Carry on you heroes of regardation.

bulls the kinda guys to open a SoFi checking account just to get their paycheck two days early to gamble on FDs. Couldnt be me.

LAES FDs are printing

i've been trading options and futures longer than you. i will continue trading options and futures long after you are gone. you have i just got here and don't have anything worthwhile to say so i post shit that moved through here 3 years ago. you gonna start talking about full porting spy FDs next?

My ass got a VIX strangle on friday to be smart but its not as fun as FDs

"The most important thing to do if you find yourself in a hole is to buy more FDs." - Warren Buffett

"Sometimes you lose and sometimes you lose some more." Sun Tzu Art of FDs.

Not enough morons in SPY FDs, what the hell has this place become....

Ofc i jumped into CIFR FDs instead of OKLO

FDs are a waste of money. Buy yourself some groceries instead 

FDS！ buy now ！ call now ！if you wanna be rich

Portfolio down 55% today. Why am I still here? Just to buy more FDs?

Reloaded GLD FDs

IV inflated on SPX options while historical volatility in the 1 percentile. Seasonality makes FDs too expensive 🤮

feels good seeing quality stocks plunging further after i sell them at a loss, but it sure is tempting to go back in. CL, KMB, PG, KO, CLX, ANF, CROX, NKE, WING, KHC, FDS, KVUE initially thought these are quality stocks to buy at 52-week low, but everyday is a 52-week low lmao. but im convinced its a downtrend, might scoop KO at $45 or something

Legit question. Are the minutes this week going to fuck my regarded FDs?

Paid for my first class Hawaii trip with GLD FDs today.

Bought some PLUG fds a couple weeks ago and was down almost 80%. In the fckn money now babyyyy woooooooooooo

I might -try- to take a short break from buying FDs. It makes sense that at market tops, we are seeing way less movement, but options are too damn expensive. w/e the reason - I am getting theta'd to death.

SRPT big data release in a week. It’s got an FDS suspension for s gene therapy drug bc the guy Trump hired is an effing retard. It could recover $20. INTC always a safe bet because they keep sweeping call options. I got some MLTX for a squeeze.

My Reddit calls have evolved into FDs. Very cool