FIX

You would be shocked at the amount of retarded tech execs that will drop some trash like [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/comments/1ofj5b3/ai_slop_games_are_going_to_be_so_amazing/) on a developers desk, claim it's 99% working, then tell the dev to fix the other 1% by EOD.

Netflix is a shell of its former self, fix your shitty platform.

My wife found out that im a bynd bag holder. Now she moving in with her boyfriend. What am i gonna do? How do i fix this? Im crying in the casino right now…

I feel like a junkie going through withdrals when the weekend hits. Now i just check wsb to get my fix. At least i had a green day so i can go on RH and enjoy it while it lasts.

watched cnbc all day like the winner I am and not once did anyone talk about FIX .

Sub 17 VIX, these are the boring times. A nice and long chain of tweets about Canada, Gyna, Venezuela or Russia over the weekend should fix this.

Q’s broken today someone pls fix

Damn should have bought calls for fix instead of shares

FIX has blown up. Anyone get in early? Any opinions? They build cooling systems for data centers. What a niche. Out of Texas.

$FIX 🚀🚀🚀🚀

Reddit fix your shit.

Reddit Please fix your shit

!banbet fix this

Can ashwaganda fix me

There's a way to fix that. Leave the car business.

I'm torn on BYND. Part of me wants it to go back to the 50 cents per share it's actually worth in the name of market sanity, and because that's the fair value of this over-diluted dogturd. Another part of me wants it to rip to $7 because the type of people that would drop $50k+ on this dumbassed meme yolo are damaged enough humans as-is, and I want them to make whatever ludicrous amount of money it would take to fix whatever the fuck is wrong with them.

$FIX isn't fucking around y'all... destroyed it

Ok, BYND is cooked. Back into high performance computing which has been fucking the dog the last 5 days. Fix it you bastards. My wife is starting to ask questions. I can’t have that!

I remember when BBE did literally nothing to fix itself and just kind of accepted death. I got a bunch of 50% off towels out of thier going out of buisness sale.

No amount of blowies can fix me today, but sure, feel free to try 😞

Dude, nobody eats beyond meat. No leadership will fix the fact it sucks. It's a meme stock. Take your profits and get out while you can.

Fix your ish VLAD

2 smoke shops near me open at 10 and it’s 10:24 and they’re still not open. i’m outside in the parking lot itching for nicotine watching the market from my phone fucking kek i’m like a crack goblin sitting here itching for a fix whether it’s financial or physical boutta just full port fartcoin

For everyone full porting bynd in pre market, this is how I blew up my account with gme and it took 4 years to fix lmao

Robinhood better fix their shit by open tomorrow

How to fix a leaky butthole?

HE SAID MAYBE GUYS JUST A MAYBE, FIX THE FKING ALGOS GODDAMN

They rebooted it to fix the red

How do I fix my brain 

There’s a guy named James Hamilton, he is Amazon’s top engineer. Super smart nerd who lives alone on a yacht. AWS was down all day, no one managed to fix it. At 2:57pm PT, James Hamilton’s yacht made landfall At 3:01pm PT, all AWS operations returned to normal. 4 minutes. How do I know this? Amazon themselves flexed it lmao

If you are a ber you are not paying attention. The market is fixed and rigged? Ok, how? Oh you don’t know yet you’re betting against the fix? Wtf?

Why are we as a planet basing so many of our servers out of Amazon (a rain forest) are they retarded or something that’s no place for important tech there’s alot of rain that can damage electronics, that’s why I bought puts until they fix that let’s see what happens

Webull laggy af. Any word on a fix?

Amazing that a $2t company took that long to fix their goddamn internet

AWS CEO brags that 70% of their code is written by AI. So basically nobody at Amazon can fix AWS

Amazing that a $2t company took that long to fix their goddamn internet

Jeff yelling at Alexa to fix AWS

FIX IT JEFF

The managers are angrily typing in to the prompts to fix the problem but the AI is also down and they dont know what to do because they fired the engineers months ago.

so they probably laid off all the engineers that knew not to press a particular button & fix it, dumbass AI probably broke it

Just drop the fucking nukes if you’re not gonna fix it

FIX IT ALREADY

For sure amazon execs watching their stock rise rn and refusing to fix the servers until market close

FIX AWS BEZOS YOU FK

FIX THE APP

VPN to west coast and use their AWS servers to fix.

Robinhood is truly one of the worst god damn trading apps ever. Yeah lets not run updates/fix shit when the markets are closed, perfect time to do it is when markets are open

Ok shit in the world is just way too intertwined and we gotta figure out how to fix it real fast or shits gonna get bad and that’s all I gotta say about this whole fiasco with AWS

This is retarded asf FIX UR SHIT ROBINHOOD

if we all short robinhood maybe it will fix it