FIX

This is retarded asf FIX UR SHIT ROBINHOOD

if we all short robinhood maybe it will fix it

BULL you piece of shit fix your charts

robinhood needs to fix their shitty servers

starting to twitch like a crack fiend waiting for my online gambling fix..... open the casino already guys!

Whenever there's an issue, mods are there to fix it almost 3 hours later! Rest Assured!

Where's the daily? I need my fix

Amzn fix your shit before 9:30am

Does anyone know how to fix a handle and flapper on a toilet? Fuck being an adult, I miss razor scooters and Pokemon cards 

Reddit is getting 17 million page requests per second from China and their answer is to limit this guy in Montreal (me) to one refresh every 3 minutes that'll fix it sure. 

Bezos u POS fix ur fucking company

Fix is in. Starting to recover. HOOD starting to work again for me. [https://health.aws.amazon.com/health/status](https://health.aws.amazon.com/health/status)

BREAKING: AWS team unsure how to fix outage as AI has been the only one doing work on it for the past 12 months. It's reported "the code is confusing and doesn't make any sense". Employees asking chatgpt for solutions.

They got 5 hours to fix this shit lmao

I have Amazon tech on the phone, and he is telling me to download AnyDesk to fix the AWS I got you, bros

Indians are working around the clock to fix it ok

Yikes. DX fix your bid ask.

Damn, just checked the price of bondo wood filler to fix a rotting piece of wood below my front door and price is a full 100% increased from when I bought it last in 2019. The old bondo has hardened up and wanted to buy a new one, but looks like I will just use acetone from dollar store to soften it up and reuse it. FU to anyone who says inflation is 3%

Being adult means no more Pokemon cards and figuring out which flapper to buy on Amazon to fix the downstairs toilet 

Who the fuck is in charge of the chyrons at MSNBC? "U.S. is repatriating survivors of its latest **drug** on alleged drug boat" Edit: took them a whole ass two minutes to fix

I haven't played Stereolab in 20 years I need to fix that 

can i fix her?

hey siri how do u fix anal prolapse caused by stock market

nothing a drink can’t fix

🫡 Must fix the 👶📉

Ya'll have 65 hours left before the next Opening Bell to fix our Underbabied problem, get out there and get to work, slackers.

stocks not moving in one direction forever is kind of messed up. They should fix that in Stocks 2.0

MM frantic trying to fix the algos that wont stop selling AI stocks.

They're trying so hard to pump it up to keeps the sharks away from the smaller banks. Either way, it's a temporary fix. Either it crashes today or next week without Trump getting involved

Just one more data centre and we'll fix the economy - [someone.ai](http://someone.ai) probably

I have a plan that might fix this. Maybe JPOW will sign off if we get 150 million signatures in the next 3 hours. Okay so it’s that we don’t ring the bell this morning. We just… don’t have market today…. Then by Monday everyone will have forgotten all about this and be excited to get back in there and buy everything up! Brilliant. I know.

Don’t worry guys I can fix this. Full porting into puts at open, that should right the ship.

Do they fix this red stuff in robinhood with a software update?

*Fix the problem now or it becomes 2x worse in the future* Policymakers for the past 50 years: let's just kick the can

Elon Musk is brought back into the Federal government to fix the baby problem. His solution is to attach a turkey baster to Optimus robots filled with his genetic material. They tried to mould the phallic attachment off of Elon himself but his unit was too misshapen and non-functioning from botched enlargement procedures. This new government program will be titled CyberCuck^**TM**.   Tesla market cap goes to $50 Trillion.

How will that fix anything though? Besides the nicer books?

Well yeah food is expensive fix groceries prices first

Can crispr gene editing fix retartadation?

Nothin an ice cold doctor peppah can’t fix

Bruh, Sundar, FIX your shitty app pls 🤬🤬🤬

Did Google really need to update the YouTube player design with bigger uglier rounder buttons? If it ain't broke don't fix it

fix YT first

Somebody named "blocked user" is spamming the thread again Fix this shit reddit

President of China please make a truth account and tell Trump to release Epstein files. It would fix the stock market

ROBINHOOD FIX YOUR FUCKING APP

I always make smol and lose big. How do I fix this

Jay p plz fix thx

Can we send Bessent in a conical hat to Switzerland again or something? These AMD calls aren't going to fix themselves.

Fuck you Japan why don't you fix the Nikkei and stop ruining us

Nichols can't fix sbux inline vs online customer shit show.