FIX

The Pump part of the Dump&Pump does not match the Dump part… please fix

Step 1: cause problem Step 2: watch everyone freak Step 3: "fix" problem Step 4: profit We've seen this trick before lol

Anyone trade futures? I’m trying it out tonight. This shit’s hella boring. Like watching paint dry. I like 0dtes way better. I need my crack fix.

I create recession and I alone fix it!

You right leme fix it

Can’t fix bers 🤣

You retards saw this movie a few months ago and still decided to buy puts at the bottom going into the weekend. You can’t fix stupid

I just need a pretty rich girl who deep down secretly hates herself and has a savior complex to come and fix me

How long you really think 100% tarrifs will last? Srsly. Trump will fix this by Monday open and say “you see? No ones better than me”

“how to fix anal prolapse” top 5 trending search on Google today after this ass gaping

Fat fuck at it again, helping large banks on Wall Street fix their fuck ups by manipulating sentiment. It was revealed in April that the banks get notice before the announcements.

The crypto czar will fix this. He's been working very hard /s

Jay p plz fix thx

The US shit on China 24x7, why shouldn’t the Chinese control their critical mineral exports? Their cars are unfairly blocked; they are being made a villain when all they want to do is trade. America’s unwillingness to tax the rich to fix its fiscal situation is not China’s problem.

OKLO on $20 bln market cap, ASTS on $29bln. That's after a 5% pullback on tech. A correction isn't gonna fix anything. These companies have the same volume as Verizon.

Infleqtion shall simply do that quantum wizardry and fix everything

JUST YOLO’ed 300k IN $UUUU Trump 🥭 is going after China hard, and the U.S. is finally moving to produce its own rare earth minerals. That means Energy Fuels (UUUU) will take off as one of the few American companies ready to step up. Think about it, a trade deal won’t fix our dependence on China if they can just hold this over our head in the future…

Fridays are for spreading mania over the weekend. Mondays we fix everything and ride the majestic bounce back to the moon

Classic mango Friday scare sell off, he’ll “fix it” over the weekend and we go back to pumping Monday. Buy buy buy.

Market realized SPY was too far from 666.66 and is attempting to fix it

A little morning boomin should fix that

Trump should do something innovative to fix powell and his bs like unplug all the broadcasters/cameras and tell powell it's live and being recorded. PROBLEM SOLVED

The trailer is hilarious, dude says “He's fixing this hole in himself, and when he fixes that, he's gonna fix the whole world” 😂

spez fix your shitty fucking stock 

what would you do if you met a woman, she gave you something to work on/fix, you follow her insta on the spot to stay in contact, she never follows back, then messages you at 11:30pm a week later, still not following "hiiiiiiii so nice to meet you!!!" 😒

guys. how do you fix a push slice

AI should fix spy

Bers you can always watch the Big Short to get your put fix.

I can fix her

been late for months holding all these trash stocks like PG KO, tech is the way to go. fking didnt know money is so easy to be made, holding AMD in 1 day outgained 30 years of holding KO. this is my play seeing NVDA and OpenAI is going to need ORCL --> cloud computing, already moon AMD --> more graphic chips, already moon next up on the list MU, STX, WD --> OpenAI will announce for deal with these stocks to supply DRAM, expect it to surge another 40-50% once announced SMCI --> NVDA will announce deal for SMCI to engage with Nvidia-powered systems, +300% GEV, VRT--> OpenAI announce collab with to provide 10 year contract to power datacenters, +50% ARM --> NVDA will announce deal with ARM to provide ARM chips for ML, +100% TT, FIX --> OpenAI will announce deal to research and provide sub zero temperature for data center, +100% OKLO --> OpenAI will announce deal to research and fund nuclear energy, +500%. i thought Oklo is overvalued at 50B market cap, but when i see TSLA being 1T market cap, it means Oklo has 20 times more growth, i expect it to be $3000 over the next few years before stock split. sounds ridiculous but don't forget TSLA is $1 10 years ago tech stocks are not like trash stocks like KDP or KHC which plunge on good news KHC --> annouce split, stock -30% KDP --> acquire peet coffee, stock -30% im convinced we aren't even near the bubble yet, LETS GOOOOO PUSH THE MARKET HIGHER AND MAKE MONEY

Even money can't fix a broken heart

SBUX got a guy from chipotle and thought that would fix there issues 😬

Rh is gonna get me tweaking like fix your sht already

Robinhood fix it alreadyyyyy

ROBINHOOD HURRY UP FIX YOURSELF I CAN MAKE DUMB AMOUNTS OF AMD MONEY!

If you want a job in the future, learn how to fix the robots that fix the robots.

My fire alarm doing that chirp chirp thing how fix

I could fix him o.o fr I love that show sm, I've watched it like 5 times thru lol

Meta's down almost 10% from September 22nd, lol. Zuck better wake up and fix his dumbass sunglasses or something. 

‘Trump Plans $1,000-$2,000 Tariff Rebate Checks For Americans: President Calls It A 'Dividend To The People'. Lmfao! Let’s created a problem then introduce a solution to fix it. This is pure genius at work. 🤌🤌🤌🤌

I need to fix my brain. I got a 3x from a MSTR 0DTE put but am torturing myself for selling before 6x lol.

I can fix ber

I can fix her

can yahoo fix their charts, daily gain is all wrong

I can fix ber

No pullback the entire day when we have the biggest jobs miss ytd and weak ism. Not to mention gov shutdown. Cool we are getting a rate cut... to fix the literally crumbling economy.

🥭 say anything yet? tariffs on antifa, transexual immigrants looting our social security, going to deploy national guard to fix govt shutdown, etc?

When does 🥭 take a stake in ADP to fix those numbers

Don't worry everyone! My in-laws said this is still just Sleepy's economy, but the fix is coming.

How to fix the government: - Standardized testing to prove you're not actually retarded. - You're booted if you're over 55 years old regardless of how good or stupid you are. - You're not allowed to buy stocks directly or indirectly and if you're caught, you're legally required to suck cock behind the Wendy's dumpster for life.