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My fellow POETS and I decided to write a tragedy for you all, a tale of APES and FAKE MEAT. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION ON THIS MATTER.

>**BREAKING NEWS**: DEUTSCHE BANK - PLATINUM AND PALLADIUM ARE LIKELY TO BE RECOMMENDED FOR TARIFF ACTION >https://wallstreetcn.com/articles/3757625 (chinese)

##REMEMBER KIDS! #WE HAVE A ZERO TOLERANCE POLICY FOR CRYING IN THE CASINO

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No skin in this game, BUT ROOTING FOR BYND TO $10

Can we act logically on economic data FOR ONCE

>**BREAKING: DEUTSCHE BANK - PLATINUM AND PALLADIUM ARE LIKELY TO BE RECOMMENDED FOR TARIFF ACTION** https://wallstreetcn.com/articles/3757625 (chinese)

CPI is the lowest its ever been. Only myself and my team could do this. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

STOP BLAMING WSB FOR TRADING LIKE SHIT. It's you, McFly!

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>**BREAKING: DEUTSCHE BANK - PLATINUM AND PALLADIUM ARE LIKELY TO BE RECOMMENDED FOR TARIFF ACTION** https://wallstreetcn.com/articles/3757625

CHRISTMAS IS 2 MONTHS AWAY THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

I’m having my Roger Murtaugh moment seeing all this BYND talk.   #IM GETTING TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT

#BREAKING: DJT MEDIA TO BUY INTEL FOR 69 BILLION DOLALS.

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IF YOU'RE GONNA MAKE A "NANA" SHITPOST FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME AT LEAST MAKE IT IMAGINATIVE YOU FUCKING UNCULTURED LOW IQ ASS HEATHENS

Beat that beyond meat INTC!!! FOR GRANMA!!!

FOR NANA

WHY IS EVERY SINGLE PRESS CONFERENCE A GLAZING SESSION FOR CHEETO

I’M NERVOUS AF FOR INTC

DO IT FOR NANA!

OKLO GOOD JOB BABY!!! YOU’RE DOING SO GOOD FOR ME 😍😍😍

SO ARE WE GETTING REFUNDS FOR GAMES WE BET ON WHERE ROZIER PLAYED? HUH? HUH?????????

SANTA CLAUSE RALLY STARTS TODAY THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

IM SCARED EVERYTHING IS HELLA GREEN FOR NO REASON

The fact there is a company out there with 5 employees, they IPO, and it’s now at almost a billion market cap with nothing but a PowerPoint slide makes me realize…. **IM A FUCKING MORON FOR WORKING FOR MONEY** 🤡

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BEYOND MEAT POPPING, SIDELINERS WAITING HAHA FOR WONDERS!

BYND passed the resistance of $3.34. Next stop $4.05. KEEP HOLDING AND BUY THE DIP! Tomorrow $8.00 Side note: QPUX before Mango speaks at 3. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

MARKETWATCH: NVIDIA & OPENAI TO INVEST 400B IN BYND FOR NEXT GEN VEGAN MEATS TO POWER VEGAN COMMUNITY

> A GREAT TIME TO SELL! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

Today is a good time to buy (GLD). THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

GOLDMAN SACHS KEEPS $4,900 GOLD TARGET FOR 2026 ON STRONG STRATEGIC DEMAND Goldman Sachs reaffirmed its forecast for gold to hit $4,900 per ounce by end-2026, citing rising investor demand for gold as a strategic diversification asset. The bank said structural and persistent buying increases the likelihood that prices could surpass this target. fuck you for jinxing it Goldman Sucks

I BEEN WAITIN FOR THIS MOMENT 🎙️ 🎸

TRUMP ADMIN IN TALKS FOR STAKES IN QUANTUM-COMPUTING COS:WSJ Shreklli shorts😂😂😂

tesla buls tomo: MUSK VISION IS VISIONARY FOR THE FUTURE OF MANKIND AND FOR THAT REASON WE UP OUR PRICE TARGET TO 10,000 PER SHARE

Holy fuck everything is down or neutral on NO news. THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO WERE GREEN FOR A SECOND TODAY WAS FUCKING FAKE MEAT BUYERS. Is this the end? 1929 all over again? TACO START TACOING

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>ELON: WE ARE GOING TO BE USING GROK TO AUDIT ALL TESLA FINANCIALS GOING FORWARD. ELIMINATING EXTERNAL AUDITORS WILL DECREASE OUR COSTS AND SET US UP FOR LONG-TERM SUCCESS.

BREAKING: YOU’RE ALL FUCKING GHEY. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION ON THIS MATTER!

INFLATION TO THE MOON! QUICK, WHATS THE TICKER FOR INFLATION!?

BESSENT: GOING TO SEE SUBSTANTIAL TAX REFUNDS FOR AMERICANS STIMMY CHECKS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

IM ALL IN BYND FOR SECOND WAVE

NO FLAIR FOR YOU!!!

RECORD REVENUE FOR SHITLA AND STILL CAN'T TURN A PROFIT LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

#UNBANNED FOR PLAYING CASTLE WOLFENSTEIN!

TSLA: call an ambulance... BUT NOT FOR ME

BUY YOUR ROPE HERE! FRESH ROPE! EXTRA DISCOUNT FOR BYND REGARDS!

FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE RIGHT NOW

Can’t even make this shit up. 🤣 > TRUMP: MARY BARRA OF GENERAL MOTORS, AND BILL FORD OF FORD MOTOR COMPANY, JUST CALLED > TRUMP: BARRA THANKED ME FOR PUTTING TARIFFS ON MID SIZE AND LARGE SIZE TRUCKS