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It is already confirmed as per the SEC filing to be a hedge fund. And not just any hedge fund, but a Canadian hedge fund.

Very well. Buy calls to fund puts and puts to fund calls 😎

Ya hedge fund isn’t as exciting as a big AI player but it’s still huge. Volume is still super juicy, narrative similar to OPEN so I think it still has legs.

HYSA +$3,306 YTD, 🔜 the interest will fully fund the IRA every year Once that number’s achieved, will resume wasting money with options 🫱💵🔥

Favorite new thing is clear trust fund kids flexing on social media about buying real estate as passive income. If you have $750k you just need to buy a multi family, take the rent payments and buy another multi family. Now you’re making millions in passive income for no effort!

#Sir William M. Bearhunter — Canadian Legend Origin: Somewhere deep in the Canadian Rockies, likely born in a log cabin with a bear as his midwife. 🏔️🐾 Occupation: Hedge fund knight Bear tamer Maple syrup connoisseur Occasional hockey enforcer (off-season) 🥅 Special Skills: Predicting markets better than a moose predicts snowstorms 🦌📊 Wrestling grizzlies for both sport and investment insight 🐻💪 Turning maple syrup into passive income streams 🥞💸 Surviving -40°C winters while balancing a portfolio of lumber stocks and crypto igloos ❄️🪙

A canada hedge fund reported they were the 75mm investment - not NVDA or some large player lol

I'm pretty sure POET even though no longer listed on TSX still has to report on SEDAR+ which is Canada's early warning system today if the investment is +10% by a corporate investor (which $75m beans would have been) as they are still classed as a reporting issuer. If no filing, it likely means its a fund - Tik Tok................ (but also correct me if I'm wrong).

It's an investment from the Canadian lumberjack pension fund don't kid yourself

Now offering stock in my company that will use data centers to power AI which runs on gold in order to mine Bitcoin which will be used to fund our rocket program.

SEC investigating accounting practices at MassMutual. Perhaps CVNA day is finally coming. "MassMutual Blue Chip Growth Fund (MBCZX): As of a recent filing, this fund held Carvana (CVNA) as one of its top positions, representing 1.90% of its assets." 👀

Amd giving up equity to their customer so they can fund their deal is pretty terrible optics. The money now goes; Amd stock buyers(via amd issued warents) >openai > amd, repeat. Expect many 'circular financing' news pieces.

That sucks cause America doesn’t have enough gold to fund a year of spending

Have you considered going full port on a managed bond fund?

Our family yearly earnings have reached multi millions, We reinvest our savings in ourselves to fund and grow. Every night I transfer all my savings to my wife as income which eventually comes back to our joint saving account to restart the whole process.

NVDA should fund me to buy more of their stock

Sometimes I wonder… why not just park it all in a money market fund, and move to North Korea? What’s really holding me back?

I bought a bit more. The notes offering is probably to fund more data centers which is bullish for the future.

Apply for hedge fund: "you need 8 years of school,degree, and experience" me: "just short btc + long QQQ + GLD go burrr"

Cause the owners of Tik Tok are seeling some stacks to fund a specific country in middle east,some religious shit mixed with wars.

I have $4 in my settlement fund. I’ll be buying the dip. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

been late for months holding all these trash stocks like PG KO, tech is the way to go. fking didnt know money is so easy to be made, holding AMD in 1 day outgained 30 years of holding KO. this is my play seeing NVDA and OpenAI is going to need ORCL --> cloud computing, already moon AMD --> more graphic chips, already moon next up on the list MU, STX, WD --> OpenAI will announce for deal with these stocks to supply DRAM, expect it to surge another 40-50% once announced SMCI --> NVDA will announce deal for SMCI to engage with Nvidia-powered systems, +300% GEV, VRT--> OpenAI announce collab with to provide 10 year contract to power datacenters, +50% ARM --> NVDA will announce deal with ARM to provide ARM chips for ML, +100% TT, FIX --> OpenAI will announce deal to research and provide sub zero temperature for data center, +100% OKLO --> OpenAI will announce deal to research and fund nuclear energy, +500%. i thought Oklo is overvalued at 50B market cap, but when i see TSLA being 1T market cap, it means Oklo has 20 times more growth, i expect it to be $3000 over the next few years before stock split. sounds ridiculous but don't forget TSLA is $1 10 years ago tech stocks are not like trash stocks like KDP or KHC which plunge on good news KHC --> annouce split, stock -30% KDP --> acquire peet coffee, stock -30% im convinced we aren't even near the bubble yet, LETS GOOOOO PUSH THE MARKET HIGHER AND MAKE MONEY

Tin foil hat thought. With the Open AI / AMD deal, Ai competition will go else where for chips to not now directly fund Open Ai with their 10% stake in AMD

Today I am announcing a new ETF, the Central United Nano Technology fund.

I bought my gold leaps last week and am watching them go up. So far, so good. In order to fund the premiums, I am running a long-dated strangle on silver, with two calls and two puts expiring jan 2028, and I use it as a safety net to wheel silver. Each time I collect enough, I buy one BAR

Took all my money out of the stock market and put it into hard assets. Namely 100% of my port is now in frozen lobsters. I've spent most of my emergency fund on freezers and electricity for storage, my garage is almost completely full and I'm having trouble hiding the smell. How do I break the news to the wife? Would she take the news better over a lobster 🦞 dinner, or be mad at me for eating our equity?

I sold ACHR to fund my Pokemon addiction and I regret that. So I just FOMO’d on my Roth IRA for 12 shares and I’m pretty sure that is the top.

fking trust fund losers hope they lose it all

4 years ago retirement was essentially out of the cards for me. I was working dead end jobs to pay for expenses after getting a degree in a field I didn’t care for. A few pivots later and now im earning a high salary, on pace to retire at 60ish But man, every day I fight the little devil on my shoulder telling me to full port into one stock or one option play 3 fund portfolio, guide me to the promised land.

Wsb as a hedge fund would rule wallst

I don’t have even 1m and I’m too scared to full port lol. I have a 3 fund portfolio, some gold and little positions here and there. I want to be a big boy and yolo one day but muh retirement!

Pretty sure my 401k doesn’t own any ASTS and I’m basically a better fund manager than they are.

#In the old days we used to hang bank robbers but now we make them MMs and fund managers LMAO🤌

Every hedge fund, back office, family office, institution, bank, trading desk, central bank, government, corporation, individual, and anyone exposure to stocks is long and making money at a clip not ever seen before. Why would the market rug pull itself if everyone is on the same side of the trade?

That AMD movement could easily have detonated some hedge fund being smartass with shorts

I’ve made more in 10 days of managing my 401k myself in an IRA than I made all last year keeping it in that bullshit target date fund

Girls be working retail and their dating app profiles look like they're a trust fund kid traveling the world

Its not really life savings at 20 Its daddy's trust fund money

Wife is kinda hot. Have 3 kids. 1.7m house. Trust fund. Miserable

me then: "Invest into this safe index fund and have a nest egg for when I get old." me now: "I will not be buying the S&P top."

You don't need a retirement fund if you are never going to retire.

checkout the story of samuel israel on youtube. pulled off the biggest hedge fund ponzi in history but it happened at the same time as bernie madoff so no one paid attention. was a family man, supported local synagogues but secretly took massive losses on trading and just turned it into a ponzi. his cheating schemes were very complex.

The first quant fund ever formed was started by a group of people who’s initial plan was to cheat casinos in Las Vegas, using a version of the worlds first calculator

I invested in an index fund, a small startup called SPY. I have to admit it’s scary investing in something no one else would even dream of

Gotta fund those 0dtes somehow

Idk how big fund managers take such big L's, risk even more, and then find a way to net the year positive My dubs are small but the L's are fat and annoying

Regarding returns on AI expenditures, the Big Tech firms "say they don't care whether the investment has any return, because they're in a race…Surely that in itself is a red flag," Perkins says. He sees two major issues: increased leverage to fund costly AI infrastructure and few opportunities to make money once that infrastructure is built and paid for with debt. Zoom out: Big Tech is turning to private debt markets and special purpose vehicles. The catch? That kind of borrowing doesn't have to be reflected on balance sheets. "SPVs mean companies like Meta do not need to show the debt as their debt," Perkins writes in a note. He likens today's financing tactics to the subprime era when firms shifted risk off the books to reassure investors. Meta seeks $29 billion via private capital for its AI data center buildout. Other tech giants are tapping the public market for debt. Oracle recently issued $18 billion in debt to fund its AI and infrastructure expansion.

Some of you need to understand that it’s essentially a mathematically impossibility for the market to go down until January. Every fund manager on earth is behind the benchmark and is systematically forced to put liquidity in. Thats why the V’s are getting faster and more viscous

I got $1000 to shoot into this casino what moves would you do to make the most money in this market? dividend fund? ETF ?? SPY?? QQQ? or YOLOS?

You don’t think all the coked out hedge fund managers are going to slam SPX 0DTE calls on that fake out and make 300% gains on a Friday?