GAIN

Thank fucking god I got out of UNH 2 weeks ago And my position was a LEAP bro. Went with the gut and got out on a GAIN. Thank god man. You know sometimes the best trade of your life is the one you do to save your ass, not a big winner

**CANT WAIT TO SEE ALL THE GAIN AND LOSS PORN TODAY BOYS.**

BROOO I SOLD MY RTX PUTS FOR ONLY 20% GAIN AND MANGO JUST TWEETED WHYYY

LOTS OF CRYSTAL BALL PROGNOSTICATORS ON SILVER RIGHT NOW. I WOULDNT BE SHOCKED IF THERE WAS A REVERSE RUG ON THE BEARS THIS WEEK WITH A +5PT GAIN

>COMEX SILVER EXTENDS GAINS TO 8% ON PACE FOR LARGEST 1 DAY GAIN IN HISTORY AS PREDICTED >u/MasterElite1 4 points 13 hours ago - Here comes the biggest silver price pump in history

#RUSSIAS WAR FUNDED BY SCRIPT KIDDIES IN CALL OF DUTY PAYING HUGE SUBSCRIPTIONS FOR CHEATS SO THEY CAN GAIN PRESTIGE FASTER LMAO 🤌

Gdp up by 25%, inflation 26%, metals +100%, CALLS? INFINITY PERCENT GAIN

NO PAIN NO GAIN

The retardedness quotient (RQ) of the market on any given day is given by the formula (RGTI PERCENT GAIN)/10. Today the market was exactly 90.5% retarded. It is experiencing an additional retardation quota of about .05% so far in AH.

$GOOGL - ALPHABET MAY GAIN BILLIONS FROM TPU RAMP-UP Morgan Stanley says Alphabet could unlock major revenue as Google sharply increases Tensor Processing Unit (TPU) production. Supply-chain checks now point to about 5 million TPUs in 2027 and 7 million in 2028, far above earlier estimates. Every 500,000 TPUs sold could add around $13 billion in revenue and $0.40 to EPS. With Google planning 12 million TPUs over two years, analysts see rising potential for external TPU sales alongside Google Cloud’s AI demand. The improved outlook also helped justify Morgan Stanley’s upgrade of MediaTek to Overweight

SO GLAD I LIQUIDATED THE 1% OF MY PORTFOLIO THAT WAS FAKE INTERNET MONEY FOR A SMALL GAIN GOLD AND WILCER WILL LIKELY MOON CONSIDERING THEY ARE REAL STORES OF VALUE

THE FINAL MIDDLE FINGER TO THE BEARS BEFORE THANKSVIVING WILL BE THE MID DAY BEAR TRAP BEFORE WE POST ANOTHER .4% GAIN ON SPY

BER NOW IS THE TIME! BUY PUTS THEN MARKET WILL DOUBLE ITS DAILY GAIN

BER IN HERE GONNA BE LIKE “SHOULD I BUY PUTS RIGHT NOW” RIGHT BEFORE SPY DOUBLES ITS DAILY GAIN

SPY PUTS WILL LIKELY NOT PRINT AND WE WILL SEE ANOTHER .3% GAIN ON SPY

GAIN

BEAR TRAP. 500+ DJIA GAIN INCOMINGGG

"Investing.com-- The TACO's administration is asking Congress to reject a proposed measure that seeks to limit NVIDIA Corp’s (NASDAQ:NVDA) ability to sell artificial intelligence chips to China and embargoed countries, Bloomberg reported on Thursday, citing people familiar with the matter.  The measure in question is the bipartisan GAIN AI Act, which aims to create a system requiring chipmakers to give U.S. companies first rights to AI chips, before any sales to China and other embargoed countries are made. The GAIN Act is still in its early stages, with lawmakers also discussing whether to include the act in an annual defense bill.  The White House’s stance is a victory for Nvidia, which has been consistently lobbying to be allowed to sell more chips overseas. China until recently still represented a major market for Nvidia, although the firm signaled earlier this year that it would stop including the country in its sales forecasts. This also came amid increased Chinese scrutiny towards American-made chips, as Beijing pushed for full self-reliance in AI technology.  The Bloomberg report comes just hours after Nvidia clocked stronger-than-expected third-quarter earnings and presented an upbeat outlook for the current quarter. CEO Jensen Huang also pushed back against fears of an AI-fueled bubble in tech valuations." TACO is TACO again lol

THE BUBBLE IS CANCELLED. NEW MEL GIBSON MOVIE “PASSION OF THE BEAR” AIRING FALL OF 2028 AFTER ANOTHER 82% GAIN ON SPY

ANOOS 4 GAIN

NVIDA 5 LEGS IN ONE DAY! +$10 GAIN HEADED FOR 20 🚀🚀🚀🚀

NVDA NEARING $10 GAIN

HEY CAN YALL LISTEN THR FUCK UP TO A REAL AS MIGA REALY QUICK I NEED STOCK RECOMMENDATIONS THAT WILL MOON BEFORE END OF YEAR AND GIVE ME A NICE 20% GAIN GIVR ME SOMETHING THAT HAS GOOD CONVICTIONS NONE OF THAT FISHY SHI

NVDA CALLS WERE 12k in PROFIT 800% GAIN / as usual FUXKING GREEDYNESS GOT ME AGAIN AND SOLD IT FOR 2.5k FRIDSY LMAO I HATE THAT SHIT

WHY DOES GOOGLE ALWAYS HAVE AMAZING EARNINGS ONLY TO CRAP UP EVERY SINGLE GAIN THE NEXT DAY

WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED HOLY FUCK GOOGLE JUST SHAT UP EVERY GAIN IT MADE FROM EARNINGS REEEEEEEEEE

HE SAID GAIN

tomorrow: GOLD UP 10% ON BIGGEST ONE DAY GAIN IN YEARS!

Those who went all in on NVDA are enjoying crazy gains right now. Everybody else is literally fucked. Do basic math, NVDA's 6% gain today out of it's 4.9T market cap literally represents, THE GAIN ALONE, an increase of 0.5% to the ENTIRE S&P500. So essentially, S&P500 is slightly red if you subtract NVDA. Get it thru ur thick skulls.