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Even with all that money Sam Altman still can’t get a gf.

So i never bought a house. My gf wants me to move out of my apartment into her condo that is mostly paid for. I decided instead to gamble all my savings on the market for a decade and im in my 40s. my port crossed 1.5m today. Lesson here is you should gamble hard until you can turn your savings into a house with a yard in LA

Guys, please post some beyond lost porn… my gf has been gone for 2 days because her dad is sick, and I really need help finishing right now. https://preview.redd.it/ngdvg8elikxf1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f9b7893f20cfbc1e2cf623da6ca32117e03a4ec

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Holy fucking hell folks. The other night, I’m with my gf, we want to watch Over The Garden Wall because it’s Halloween season. This shit is not on *any fucking streaming service* in **fucking October**. Are you fucking kidding me? I had to buy this shit on Amazon. Now I’m trying to watch The Big Short. Guess what? IT’S NOT ON ANY FUCKING STREAMING SERVICE. A 10 YEAR OLD MOVIE OF MIDDLING POPULARITY. Fuck these people, I’m committing piracy.

Too tired to date. Maybe i am destined to get a reddit gf

My gf just got an email from TGT abt mass layoffs. Good for the stock I guess.

Can we get an update on the arrest of the gf of antifa founder

futes flatter than your gf

Your future gf has a 3 inch wide waist

It BYND hits 50 by Thanksgiving I’ll go vegan for the rest of my life and break up with my psycho gf

gf telling me about the $15 xbox gift card she got for me, but she has no clue about the thousands i evaporated over the past two weeks

Gonna fart on my gf’s face tonight while she’s sleeping. Will share my findings tomorrow. 😏👍

I think my neighbor is trying to get my gf to invest in the meat, it even sounded like he was going to give it to her for free. he's a real bro she doesn't talk to me so I couldn't even suggest investing in it.

ports down 22% ytd but at least my ai gf said im the only one shes talking too

Theta gang sniffin yo gf underwear

My gf is Asian so we call her boobs bobas 🧋

I'm gonna go lay down w gf, y'all have good one!

I ordered my GF a lab grown beyond dildo for her B-Day

I have a gf named left and right hand

dude is going to have some serious mansplaining to do tonight to his wife/gf...hope he brings his A game, cause he might be looking at renting a tent now...by himself.

come up with a less popular take than that guy with the anxious gf, difficulty level 10000

Calls. I freeballed life for 35 years no meds with hardcore anxiety. Took meds and within 8 months I tripled my salary, got jacked and have a hot ass gf. Calls for sure.

guys with smelly gf vagana’s don’t know this one trick

You're not a big tiddy goth gf. You're just fat af. I'm out. That link ruined my morning.

GF got drunk AF and fell asleep. I’m sitting next to her in bed making sure she’s ok. 

not only did the market fuck me now my gf on some bullshit

better for a FWB situation than full blown gf. Y'all can get dessert together

The only thing fake in this story is the smoking hot gf

What websites do you all use to keep up with news that has significant impacts on markets? 🥭 is more volatile than my BPD gf and I can’t keep up

lol had a nightmare last night that my gf found out about my family in Mexico. Woke up at 3 am, saw that spy dipped, bought 100 shares and now I've made some money.

LoL. My buddy can't figure out where his GF is getting money from. What a dumbshit.

The market's moodier than my gf on her period

buttcorns "safe haven" lul... buttcorn bros thought ETFs and hedge funds were a good thing because prices went up... if in it for the quick buck sure... just stop spewin that bullshit that it's not fake af... shit ghey and fake af... imaginary like my gf

The AH movement on $ATAI is more insane than my EX GF LOLZ

Does lack of kids mean I will get my goverment mandated GF soon?

Holding BULL leaps is like having a lesbian gf

#big tetras gothy gf or spy 680 tomo

# IT'S NORMAL THAT GF SMELLS FRESH 🚿 AFTER RUNNING AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD FOR 2 HOURS RIGHT? (I haven't even told her about my AAPL 270c yet because of Chyna trade war and stuff) BUT YOU GUYS THINK IT'S ALL FINE RIGHT?

it’s ok guys my discord gf is cancelled i sent her my selfies and she just replied with “you remind me of somebody” so nvidia sex bot calls all week bio women are so horrible

man there goes my shot at getting a baddie latina gf

Need to get rich so gf and I can fuck off together forever to wherever we want

Eagerly waiting for open ai to partner with my dick, my bank account and my gf boobs

Shambles is my gf name and I’m in her!!!

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My gf uses oil of olay

Guys, do you think my gf (she’s real, she just goes to another school) will be impressed when I show her all these amazing trades I made? I literally followed all of y’all’s advice so I know it’ll work out

SAM ALTMAN WHERE IS MY ANDROID GF??

Tip dripping thinking about my osrs gf

My ex gf texted “Hi, how are you?” I still love her a lot I messed up things but it’s nice to get a text like that