GOLF

This is going 18 like golf does

Cmon china. Say something like “We didnt even talk about trade. He talked all the time about his golf swing”.

or you know they could just trade with china and india. reciprocal tariff removal negotiation is on the way. Not sure if we want a china friendly nation on our border in exchange for not having taco ego bruise. I don't people obsession with defending taco's mad decision. You're getting slap with additional sale tax just because his ego is hurt. What's next, if he lose a golf game and decide to sanction gpa members. People are going to defend the decision and say "gpa doesn't have the cards"

So taco is mad that Canada quoted Regan? Just shut up and golf and it goes up...

Sunnyside up egg on muh burger with steak fries. Earned it. Only lost 3 balls today. Not to water or somebody’s backyard, but to leaves. 🍁 and I was running the brightest pink golf balls legally available. Gorgeous day.

Only child. French/Chinese. separated parents. mom moved back to China in 2019. Running, yoga, high school tennis, doesn’t understand baseball, golf, or roulette. Not werewolf. Cat has an insta. Will take me 2 weeks tops to figure out what’s wrong with her and 24hrs for me to decide if I want to waste the holidays dealing with it. Or she could just be genuinely nice and my guards can stand down. NO. NEVER!!!

Gold is almost worse than golf

Oah wolf haley oah golf fuckong wang

October 10th was the sell signal. The first half of this week was a bailout for the banker bois who were coked out on the yachts and golf courses on a friday not paying attention. They exited today…..its all bad from here for a little bit.

What's a good brand of Golf pants these days?

Cleaned my golf shoes and left them outside to dry and a bird shit on them. That’s good luck in some parts of the world right? RIGHT?

Love seeing news everyday about the increasingly terrible living conditions here as 🥭 signs another $5 billion contract somewhere to plaster his hotels and golf courses all over in exchange for something secret. Puts on everything but doomsday bunkers.

Damn even golf is selling off

To be fair a nicely specced golf cart is like 50 these days

Bought 250c 670c 0dte. Going to play golf, and not check my phone. GL regards!

Haven’t touched my golf clubs in like ten years. My son grabbed one out of the bag to try. Rubber grip disintegrating. May just buy a new set tomorrow. What’s a regrip cost?

my friday looks better and better as time passes: \-got green and was sitting flat when i saw the market start to tank \-decided i wasn't going to trade while market was in tweet-reaction mode, so i ate a homemade edible, did some gardening, then biked to the park to play disc golf \-came home to see the carnage and opened 670c & 700c on SPY for 12/31 right before market close \-covered calls on CIFR expired worthless, even though the strike was $15.50 and it closed at $16.97. the dip around 5:30 resulted in a DNE so I still have my shares - confirmed with broker already looking forward to the week ahead

Realizing I spend $200 every time I golf and I still suck at it

He was talking about saving millions of life and now he's ranting about fucking golf

Stocks should have a handicap system like golf.  “Oh you made a quadruple bogey, ok your handicap limits you to a bogey.” “Oh you full ported into calls today, ok well limit your losses”

MANGO YOU FUCK. JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND PLAY GOLF 😭😭😭

Yea but now China made the first move and republicans are playing golf

Trump cant crash the market, close the gov, lose the nobel, lose the rate cut fight with powell, and play golf all at the same time.

Peach just needs the weekend to play some golf and calm down

Wow did anyone see golf just jump like $5

Billionaires getting back from their mid-morning golf and whiskey, just in time to buy the dip in the last 20 minutes of the day again

My play for today….golf

Donnie Diaper just wanted to golf more before he croaks so he shut down the government

Bers think the goal is to have the smallest score, like golf or something.

Fun fact: The standard bar of gold Sean Connery golf-gambled with in 1964 in the Bond film "Goldfinger" was wagered against 5000 British Pounds. That bar would have weighed 11.34kg/27.6 pounds, and today would be worth about $1,782,000. Goldfinger choked his ass off missing that last 2-foot putt to lose the match lmao

Nah they’re happy bro. They’ll get a nice few week vacation and then get back pay for playing golf themselves

🌮 voters who were federal employees... Quick question, how did 🌮 do on his golf ⛳ today? Edit - *were

Drinking and driving a golf cart at 8:00am

Remember Liberation Day, when he just tossed 15-100% tariffs on the entire world, then went straight to Mar-a-Lago for 3 days and let the world stew over it as he played golf waiting for "desperate phone calls" lol

Just back from a charity golf tourney. Very rare to witness a grown man slam his $500 driver into ground then throw it further than where his ball went, but those dudes are out there. Living amöng us. You’re not good enough to be that upset. There were geese and deer running around. Beautiful course for a great cause and this is the shit you wanna do. Unbelievable.

Made 450% on tesla puts this morning. Time to golf, see you all Monday for more fun

In other news, markets were down for 17 minutes in premarket trading yesterday as the US government announced it would officially be shutting down. Drug manufacturers saw their stocks soar as they announced a 50% cost reduction in price of their drugs. Details unclear at this time. Markets rallied after a new peace plan for Gaza was announced. This announcement comes after previous talks to level historic religious sites to build a golf course stalled 9 months ago.

wtf is up with golf futures at 3890

#We are going to layoff all useless government employees that don't actually do any work. I will get to this in a few days once I'm done playing golf with my billionaire buddies. Thank you for your attention to this matter. LMAO🤌

Shutdown means I’m off, so gonna goon & golf. Not at the same time though. I don’t know. We’ll see.