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yea but govt shutdown will be canceled to pump the market again to ATH

Buying more ACHR before the US Govt announces their equity stake 

NVDA indirectly buying own chips to pump revenue. Peak bubble. Transitioning all to INTC PFE and other govt backed companies

Who the furloughed govt workers? They are already pissed, not getting any pay

Govt. Shut down rally…GFY!

Do they have to rely on govt data? There are others that measure the same things

No one gives a single fuck about the govt shutdown

So are GLD long calls just free money for the foreseeable future or would the govt shutdown ending fuck with it temporarily? I may be regarded enough to just buy gold leaps and delete the app

what happens to market if govt deal is agreed ?

Was the market expecting for the govt to reopen today???

FYI Powell won’t have any data to read off of on Wednesday cuz govt shutdown

I still wanna say red Eod govt shutdown

US govt said they are involved in CRML

Note to self, when the US govt is looking to support/invest in domestic rare earth companies, don’t fall for rumors they’re buying a stake in Greenland rare earth cos

Govt shutdown= long TSA lines

Funny thing is no economic data but when the govt opens its jover

Is the govt using tax money to prop this up?

Govt shutdown confirmed for another week at least Which means no numbers Which means uncertainty Which means stocks go *checks notes* ....up?

US govt. Just don't come back to work. Fuck off and take an extended vacation into perpetuity. You do a shit job for the most part anyhow. You come back, you fuck up the market. Me no likeee.

year is 2040, 1% of the population works (all as CEOs) and Wendy's is now the only food source (govt subsidized). we all live in condos (all the land was taken for data centers or a CEOs 150th house)

Govt shutdown, stimmie checks and now a farm bailout. Money printer is going to redline

PPTA will be another govt play. 100% mortal lock

with the fed easing rates this bull run will continue for a while. If due to the govt shutdown they will postpone because of incomplete data It'll be bear galore

Did the bleeding stop? Pretty weak close but recovered AH a lil. not surprised it bled though, PLTR growth story entirely based on us govt so anything negative will hurt them. PLTR issued a statement that it was resolved, but didn’t see much of a bounce

Gotta love how THAT did it instead of the prospect of putting sensitive govt, national security, and military intelligence on the fucking CLOUD. Whole thing is riddled with inherent vulnerabilities that make it unfit for purpose like I'll invest in dumb shit because following the hype is how you make money, but I'm not touching Palantir.

only the dumbest marks in the world thought it could be secure enough for govt use like you're telling me you want to put national security / military intelligence in the cloud. you idiot. you rube. what is wrong with you. During the next major conflict that would be compromised on like Day 1. probably well before then. I swear to God there's only maybe 5000 actually smart tech people in silicon valley and none of them would be caught dead working for Palantir

vote starting soon for govt shutdown get anoos ready

everything I am holding is printing. Shut down the govt permanently i guess

one more vote to keep govt funded at 1pm see where this goes lolololol

Remember when some regards were convinced govt shutdown will tank the market?

bro whatever happened to govt. shutdown why’s everything up

Jobs data so bad they couldn't fudge the numbers so they had to shut down the govt 

Govt employees not getting paid is BULLISH

trump gets booted out of office does intc still get govt funding?

US govt to pay dividends on tariff vig

Stimulus checks might be the actual most retarded thing our govt has ever come to agreement on

US is going to get hit with another credit downgrade in October. "You shut down the govt, have accelerated the debt crisis, cut rates, and are now going to give stimmy checks away?". Considering the bombing a few months ago got 1/3 bunkers, and we're giving away national security details in group chats, can't even say the US military is going to save us. Genuinely, China is probably going to rock the US before the century is out and we deserve it.

I have shorted the US Govt in anticipation of shutdowns, hopefully to the moon

Is govt shutdown good for gold

drown out the noise, govt shutdown is bullsih, every shutdown resulted in upsides...and don't forget to close the fukin door lol

Govt shutdown = market rally from heaven

Aprox 79,000,000 is saved each day during Govt shutdown. Up we go

Send the Federal Govt on vacation, and good things happen. Go figure lol

no govt = bullish?

Govt shuts down: this is bullish

No jobless claims, no? Govt is closed, no stats

No govt = ath

Govt shutdown = market goes up

No sir that’s the beauty of a govt shutdown we don’t give a fuck about data

Lmao man this govt has become a huge joke