GOVT

No jobs report bcz govt shutdown No quarterly reports bcz TACO SEC No news is good news. So, stonks only up and up!

The govt is shutdown in order to rein everyone in to cook the numbers

Maybe, but stocks down 80 percent in 5 years, even with recent pump rough year for them, gna be a long road, also PLTR has the memes and the govt contracts / corruption which helps it, don’t think path has that

Imagine any of us in the U.S. dreaming of a chance for universal Healthcare someday, when the govt shut itself down to prevent even 1% of the population from not losing theirs lol

Doesn't seem like anyone gives a shit about the govt shutdown. I certainly don't

Govt shutdown and not releasing jobs data is the equivalent of "just delete the app" on a macro scale

#where are the fa bers who were yelling market crash cuz of govt shutdown? LMAO 🤌

Calls on amazon and ntal. Tomorrow long on ionq. Hope I dont get wrecked with the jobs report. I dont understand how the sp500 and nq market ripped this morning at the beginning of a govt shutdown. Crazy times!

So I am not mad as I made a bit of money but I am guessing today loosely was. Govt shutdown announced > Media FUD spread - "oooh market wont likey likey" > Premarket red > Retail buys puts/shorts > Haha just kidding, interest rates are 100% happening > Send it to ATH > "Omg, I may never financially recover from this"

Even govt shutdown, the market refused to feed the starving ber?

JNJ is next to make a deal. Trump will probably make govt take a stake in GDRx and change its name

Govt funded = Bullish Govt shutdown = Extra Bullish Govt re-opening = Mega Bullish

Will the market go down when govt reopens? Lol

Govt shut down? Can’t catch me manipulating the market! Better drive that shit to ATHs!

Volumes continue to be way under the average. Something is looming, but the govt shutdown was pretty uneventful. Sad bears...sad.

If govt is shutdown then no more payroll reports. Taco man is a genius!

I mean, the lack of govt oversight would definitely be a good reason for the market to go ballzout bonkers

Govt laying off federal workers just to get a rate cut

Govt shutdown? Bullish. Except for RDDT

Wtf is happening? So now govt shutdown is good for stonks?

Institutions aren't going to dump their bags and lose billions just because a few secretaries have a paid vacation while the govt issues IOU's as paychecks for a bit. Feigning concern over a performative "shutdown" from an unserious admin is a thing of the past. Calls for daaaaays.

Why dont we just permanantly shut down the govt we will be at ATH always

Once we are no longer govt shutdown we will have a relief rally on top of this panic rally

lol govt shutdown = ATH

govt shut down, calls. -negative adp number, calls. mango threatens to fire everyone, calls. more war, calls.

Govt makes them lower prices. Lower prices and same demand makes stock go up. That's the most 2025 thing of 2025 so far

Calls govt workers all at home gambling

BUYING GOVT STOCKS IN A GOVT SHUTDOWN IS THE WAY 🦍

🥭 say anything yet? tariffs on antifa, transexual immigrants looting our social security, going to deploy national guard to fix govt shutdown, etc?

Democrats should just put 1 condition for opening the GOVT... **Release the Epstein files!**

If govt shuts down, your house is still there. $LDI

"where is the sell off?" "wow, govt shut down and market goes up?" "bet you bers feel dumb?" Where are these clowns at now lol?

Govt shutdowns don't matter and hardly move the stock market. However, when they reach a deal and re-open, it will suddenly matter again and markets will pump +5%.

Dang. govt just shut down and they already looted my 401k smh.

Economy in the shitter? Rate cuts! Govt shutdown? Bullish!

Govt shutdown? Bullish!

The govt shutdown will last 69 days.

You underestimate the depravity of senior govt executives. They’ll just keep buying stocks in order to be punished

#turns out rddt was a govt department after all

Govt shutdown is meaningless, hard to believe this dip holds

US govt shutdown = forced vacation with pay Markets will pussy out, but retail regards will buy the dip. Will YOU be the one to bet against the might of the WSB REGARD?