HOOD

Fidelity won’t let me trade options. Time to download the hood and lie

Robinhood rolls are garbage. Let 2.25 spreads go for 2.42. Puts on HOOD

Pls corn go to $100k. HOOD back to ATH

The day HOOD hits $1k a share is the day I can finally retire which means it won’t

HOOD you POS!

Hood down 7% lmao Servers must run on Iranian oil, explains why it glitches so much

Odds very high some regard who just opened his HOOD account yesterday fat fingered puts instead of calls and he’s feeling like Warren Buffet today, tale as old as time Lmaooooooo

So it looks like we r running back yesterday so I guess HOOD calls at open and then let the stock get to grey???!!!

A saudi refinery got hit, oil futures are +$4.65 overnight, Bruce Willis in Die Hard wearing that sign in the hood was safer than ships in hormuz... we go red 100% today.

How to become a more successful trader: Step 1 - Delete robin hood

WHY DON'T THEY NAME THE APP ACCURATELY TO ROBBING-THE-HOOD BECAUSE THATS EXACTLY WHAT THEY DO

Got burgers for dinner tonight and literally saw the guy that puts the fries in the bag and I just thought: # So this is what a HOOD holder looks like.

I spent 2026 shitting and being a HOOd bagholder

Hood let’s go buddy back to 3 digits

Yes pretty much. Same as HOOD

➖➖➖🟩🟩➖🟩🟩 ➖➖🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ➖🟩🟩⬜⬛⬜⬜⬛🟩 ➖🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟥🟥🟥🟥 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 # mstr hood pltr

Can’t wait for HOOD to inevitably let you short other users’ portfolios as a social feature

#Ban Bet Lost /u/sl3azebag made a bet that HOOD would go to 105.0 within **3 weeks** when it was 87.458 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 3 wins and 6 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

Cmon hood, show me the money!

“Your $MU call options are down more than 20% today” Thank you HOOD

If you asked me what hood was doing I would tell you on molly prolly

HOOD going to have to change their top news article on SPY

What are these weird ass price spikes on HOOD? You guys seeing this?

It shows up on more than HOOD

Dafuq was that on hood

Does the HOOD even let us short resources?

Looks like I’m a HOOD bagholder forever

what's hood saying right now

$HOOD

Of the approximate 100 million Iranian people (with a median age of 35), I figure at least 20 million wanna play 0dtes....so HOOD back to a 100......

###HOOD PLTR MSTR

Na it's impressive to trade during such tumultuous times, you'll print good indeed even if the situation resolves a little. I'm just holding some mags, NBIS and HOOD, as well as some uncovered MU for upside (india news should get it pumping if sentiment isn't terrible?)

Hurry up Hood 24hr. I wanna feel real pain

I use CME Group, but its also on hood.

most of those are morbidly obese or overtly racist in my 'hood 🐳🐷 (oh the irony)

Robin Hood turning off the buttons again. Can’t make it up. And people still use it 😂

Kinda wild watching bers make the mistakes bools make, but just reverse. Markets bottom on bad news. It’s very hard for fat and happy bers to understand this. The constant selling since October (less index funds) is going to bottom on the recent news. You think companies like MSFT, HOOD, SOFI, etc. are going to go down ANOTHER 20-50%? It’s like bools when a stock has already run up 80% thinking it will go higher.

MSTR PLTR HOOD

Buttcorn is pumping, good news for HOOD supposedly

Hood just sent me a notif saying “no room for NVDA? capital at risk. Not a recommendation.” It’s over

My single VIX call will take me out the hood

Fuck HOOD (just practicing for Monday)

HOOD going back to 30 or what?

And then HOOD will decouple and go up because everyone will realize it doesn’t need corn.. right? … right??

HOOD putting me in the hood

Calls on HOOD.

Lmao. People remembering how dogshit Robin Hood is when RobinHood closes out their contracts and then the market pumps

Asts oklo rklb sofi hood gs and axp are absolutely obliterating my account

Some big dog degen buying 290c HOOD leaps wtf lmaoooooo