HOOD

i asked chat gpt if a ceiling fan and bed sheets were a hood idea. it then gave me the number for the hot line. i then asked it if a pull up bar and nylon rope would be better. it said i was smart and that absolutely would work.

lol it won’t pop off until BTC sees some rallying, prob april may this year imo, BTC is lagging- not moving HOOD, or Bitgo until it hits 100k again

HOOD calls. Every degenerate loses their life savings on that app.

Hopefully hood lol

I just noticed 3 of the 4 most recent yolos on this sub right now are on HOOD. Idk why considering HOOD is a piece of shit (source I'm bagholding 3000 shares like a retard) but I am all for it.

I hate INTC because I missed out on it and went with hood. It can go down

Hood has been stuck in the $105-106 this whole week fukkk

Hood just gonna be flat

That's ok HOOD, you rip for no reason when you're ready

Is $HOOD 10% too much to ask

Hood is the worst stock this year grrrr

I finally figured out the hack for trading hood. Every time it goes up, buy puts.

I think there is something wrong with the market. Hood meta and amzn green. There’s some weird glitch

Market: dumps, Hood: im with you brother. Market: pumps, Hood: eh i think ima fo

Hood, even meta is up rn. Wtf u doin

Bought the hood dip. Wish me luck

BUY HOOD RN

surely I won't become a HOOD bagholder buying in at 106? right??

My disappointment in HOOD is immeasurable and my day is ruined

Hood is down only coz I bought calls Friday afternoon!! Can’t make this up !

RDDT and HOOD 3/20 calls for yolo RDDT and HOOD leaps for retirement

Hood 3/20 $150c TYFYATTM

Decided to concentrate on one stock a few months ago and of course I chose $HOOD. Going to need a few extra shifts at Wendy’s. 😰

Hood, eat a bag of dicks. I hate you.

I can't WAIT to dump HOOD. Such a stinker wow

Will HOOD be $100 by EOD tomorrow?

at this point can we just cremate HOOD and delist it

I wish I could buy the hood dip, but all of my money is tied up in the hood dip.

Rddt and hood FUCK YOU

Hold it HOOD!

Bruh HOOD do something

So is hood just gonna stay dead

Are higher interest rates better for HOOD? Margin is more expensive when rates are high=profit, no?

hood is such a piece of shit stock that’s totally detached from its fundamentals.  I’m big mad about it

Hood is the bane of my existence

HOOD bankruptcy filed and delisted every morning at 9:30

$HOOD puts

SOFI and HOOD are absolutely dead stocks. Haven’t done shit in 6 months.

Is HOOD a play?? thoughts??

Wrong way HOOD. Time to bounce now. Up you go.

I need Hood at 115 and QQQ at 628 to breakeven by Monday 🤡

Wait, when did HOOD roll out shorting? LOL

HOOD has had a bad week, it is due to recover just based on vibes alone. Buying some 01/30 calls

HOOD just won’t allow me to make money. I don’t understand how It can drop from 150 and then like not recover and when it clearly does very well financially

HOOD had .61 eps last quarter.  Analysts are forecasting only .61 for the quarter they are about to report. Significant chance they are much higher. HOOD gold, predictions market, and sustained trading activity make it very likely.  I bet prediction market is .07 in eps alone.  I bet they surprise with .81 eps.

I own bull on hood of course

HOOD BAGHOLDERS DON'T FORGET TO OIL UP. NO DEC NUMBIES PUBLISHED THEY KEEP IT FOR THE BIG ER SURPRISE

Hood pls don’t rugpull at open again