HOOD

Getting saved by ASTS after getting fucked hard by HOOD

Coin dump already priced in, both from hood failure and superbowl ad Plus, they are stalling legislation progress

Honestly surprised HOOD hasn’t dropped more with that miss on Revenue. I guess it was “priced in” given the 30% drop YTD.

HOOD PUMPINGGGGG

yeah but hood wasn’t doing so well either and still took a hit

Pls Buffett pls buy 10B worth of HOOD

HOOD trading at $68 last week WSB: This is fine 🤘🏻 HOOD trading at $79 right now WSB: freak the fuck out and sell everything it’s fucking over

Anyone buying puts on COIN earnings given how HOOD just performed?

Is $HOOD a $10 stock?

What analysis are you doing on hood? The crayon analysis?

Crazy that HOOD was $69 last week and now everyone on here is panic selling today at $79 🤣

HOOD penny stock when market opens just close down the company

Hood I will need you to open at 69 tomorrow morning, exiting all my puts

im grabbing a few HOOD shares at these prices now here and there

Why did HOOD dip to $68 a few days ago then rise? With poor earnings, expecting to see $68 again by EOW? Already sitting at $79 in aftermarket

Dumb hood bol spotted

Looks like big money was right to short HOOD the past few months

Just rage sold all my HOOD at a 7k loss. The shit better dump to 60 tomorrow

My move tomorrow is to slowly wind down this HOOD position 😆

Doubling down on HOOD calls fuck it

I think imma stop playing stupid ass earnings unless I have high conviction Stupid HOOD

So many people bought hood calls and it shows, been telling everyone here last earnings it fell 10% 🤢

At least, My HOOD call is long call

BUYING $HOOD FOR THE LOW TOMORROW BOYS!

I mean I'd buy hood still. Crypto is cyclical. Also. I need rddt to blow out earnings.

Hood drilllll

Why are all the news outlets covering Nancy Guthrie when they should be covering my HOOD calls 😩

I’d be so happy to break even on $HOOD. I can’t believe I averaged down so quickly. I’m so depressed. Not gonna open the app.

Gonna need HOOD to hurry up and hit 69 so I can buy

#HOOD is a STEEL at this levels. GOING ALL IN IN VLADS TOMO

Do you guys think HOOD has a chance to get below $70?

Rip to the hood call holders

Now HOOD and Netflix can be pinned at 80 for the rest of the year.

I still feel like the biggest risk with Hood is that they have two macro factors working against them: 1) An economic downturn means less margin being taken, which means less profit for them. 2) Retail seems heavily over leveraged. If there is another major downturn and a large number of accounts end up negative, they will likely have to sell those indebted accounts to collections agencies at a loss.

Imagine hood also matches sugar daddies with sugar babies 

My gameplan tomorrow when I wake up is to jack off and then buy HOOD calls for the pump to flat

im obviously coping but hood sharp decline in crpyto revenue while everything else rises is good. i never liked hood being so tied with crypto, i invested in it due to being the best broker and in the future, the best bank, hopefully this earnings detaches its dependency on crypto.

#HEY VALAD MY BOY PLEASE GET INTO THE USED CAR BIZ WITH HOOD IMAGINE WE CAN BUY CARS AND STOCKS ON THE APP INSTANT 200 STOCK PRICE

HOOD needs to move away from prediction markets. I don't think people want to gamble on their broker app. We can do that elsewhere, and there is downside regulation risk. I'm still bullish on the next Q because I think this new credit card rollout will be successful for them.

You got your 1099 from hood? Mine says itll be here in a few more days wtf

Time to revenge trade tomorrow to get back my HOOD losses and lose even more

HOOD is a shit stock and im burning and canceling this credit card.

If y’all just start buying hood shares instead of calls hood will be up regardless ugh

So.... HOOD Puts.... anyone else or only me?

So how fucked is HOOD?

I’m on the verge of financial collapse!!!! MU and hood and Sofi have cleaned me out. 

Say what you want about HOOD, but at least I'm not waiting on my 1099 from them like I am E-Trade

So if hood is cooked is coin cooked?

Everyone on here talked about HOOD puts for earnings and then everyone in this thread is now holding calls? The fuck happened?

With this HOOD dump, Some patreons and discords are screeching with pain. Music to my ears.