HOOD

Anyone know what the hood gift for today was?

has $hood already ran? prob will just settle for next 6 months right

BREAKING- HOOD deciding how many zeroes to add for the holiday gift. Current count is 420 zeroes, sources say. 0.000000….0001 🌽

HERE ARE THE TOP 15 GROWTH PERFORMERS OF 2025. Y'all buying puts or shorting these? 1. $PL +379% 2. $IREN +310% 3. $OPEN +276% 4. $OKLO +262% 5. $MP +242% 6. $ASTS +241% 7. $MU +238% 8. $ONDS +231% 9. $CIFR +227% 10. $HOOD +217% 11. $NBIS +216% 12. $JMIA +212% 13. $QBTS +201% 14. $RKLB +177% 15. $PLTR +150%

I keep missing these damn HOOD gifts.

Hood would’ve been better off gifting people an extra courtesy PDT flag removal, dafuq is this shit

Did HOOD giveaway a Datejust yesterday?

Even if you win the HOOD giveaway, you're supposed to be excited about a suitcase?

HOOD should give away a week's worth of 0dte, they might go bankrupt though

These HOOD gifts are totally rigged and I know because I watch a lot of movies

Why the fuck would I want hood luggage and advertise to the world that I’m regarded?!?!

Ew wtf HOOD was created by a bulgarian??

Why won’t HOOD let me trade futures?

HOOD really said here’s a dollar in doge and it doesn’t even appear what a scam

? Reddit is undervalued and watch what HOOD does with prediction retards 

HOOD

short ETFs i really want to see in 2026 1) RDDT 2) RIVN 3) HOOD

Woke up to what looked like a huge drop off on my daily chart at first glance. I panicked then realized it was just the doge HOOD gave me. I’m up $1.18 on a Saturday boys! 🎉

Hood should be at $0

GLD: 70% YTD Hood: 205% YTD Robinhood Gold > Gold 🥸

Already down ~1% on the doge allotted by hood.

I got 1.19 worth of Dogecoin…puts on HOOD

Hey guys, keep spreading the word about HOOD giveaways, so that next time we get even less DOGE!

HOOD giving you a buy signal and you’re laughing about it

Happy HOOD is late because they are uncucking some of the people that got cucked At least they’re doing right by it 

I see that you have a concern regarding the promotion. Please know that due to the high volume of traffic, some customers may have experienced difficulty accessing the experience earlier. We want to reassure you that all eligible Day 1 participants will be fully accounted for and will receive their gift. We'll continue to share updates via email or in the app, so keep an eye out. And don't forget, there are still 5 more days to participate in HOOD Holidays.

I’m not crying, I…just had something stuck in my eye (I just looked at my HOOD calls)

I was looking forward to my HOOD gift the entire year.  I didn’t leave my home or shower.  I have over 3650 hours on Robinhood this year and I’ll I did was shitpost Reddit the other time.  I bought shares of HOOD on margin.   And I still have not gotten my Moo Deng Coin

wtf is happening to hood

Looks like all the retards get tricked into buying robinhood gold Hood Calls

Hood app still fucked

Hood scammed again? Calls

All I hear is scam. Calls on HOOD.

#Ban Bet Lost /u/wiisports101 made a bet that HOOD would go to 140.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 119.216 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 2 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

That’s what most brokers do yeah, but hood is entirely synthetic.

calls on hood competitors

HOOD save the wrapping paper and just give me a few shares of TSLA

Thanks for the gt4rs hood!

Rip, I saw in the other thread that there were ppl at countdown but missed it as well. Hood out here scamming ppl lol. But I heard only today n day 5 all for everyone, and the rest are for gold members only. So hopefully tmr there won't be any issues.

Puts on hood, calls on spy we all win

just got the email.... i owe hood 1 bitcoin! be back tomorrow haha

Got cucked by HOOD just like my account this year

Give me a gold Rolex with a green dial and I’ll forgive you Mr hood

Ngl I'm so salty about "missing" the HOOD drop (that I didn't actually miss) that it might be what I needed to finally dump my shares

Puts on HOOD?

First thing Monday morning, buying puts on HOOD

lol HOOD really can’t even pull off a giveaway . Pretty lame there app glitches out

Puts on $HOOD

just a black screen with stars continuously falling. anyone else? I want to restart the app but also know if i close it i will get cucked! live, love, hood!

What's going on in the HOOD?