HOOD

Fuck hood, all my homies hate hood 🖕

HOOD app is just unusable during high volume hours. Wrong prices, terrible fills, can’t even login to the desktop app today. If gold program wasn’t paying 5% interest I would get out immediately. I already sold out of some positions but the app still shows as if I have it making me paranoid. Shit is infuriating.

RSI was screaming puts at 9:35am for the whole market. Fucking HOOD acting like it has down syndrome. Rigged market. Big boys already made of and we are giving each other handjobs.

Hood been fucking over traders from day one. Traders keep coming back. Much like real abusive relationships, bithces just can't walk away from their crack pipes. Don't worry im sure vlad is really sorry and he promises he wont hit you again, as long as you aint got it coming of course.

If you had AMD calls and Hood was down o man

For something as hyped as hood, to shit the bed like this and screw so many people, it needs to feel the burn. Take this overvalued trash to sub 100 at least 🤌

5 tik tok dances you can do to bring Hood back online

HOOD finally added cortex feature to their own stock

What a sweet day to bring HOOD 10% down, incoming.

Grug try to cut tree before Mug and Nug get to it, but sharp rock cracked and can’t cut. So now Grug oonga boonga sharp rock against another rock. -Hood users today

40% gains and climbing on amd puts bought after the hood meltdown, but I blame the diddy party instead

Hood dip buying opportunity

If HOOD goes back up today, I’m buying at least 50 puts and waiting for it to go back down to 120

$HOOD going back down to $145 by EOD

HOOD and TESLA got some obsessed based followers it’ll be up no matter what

wow missed 2k plus swing and growing (i am losing money, and missing out on opportunities) because of HOOD

Why are we not selling and shorting HOOD yet?

HOOD is trash!

uh oh hood

WHEN HOOD IS DOWN, $BULL GOES UP. PERFECTLY BALANCED

Hood puts wtf

Fuck this HOOD

How’s HOOD not down 10% with this kind of stupidity. Perfect example of dip buying.

Making so much money on Hood I broke it

Users moving from HOOD to BULL?

HOOD is a comedy at this point. Ill short it

Sold HOOD before HOOD crashed while using HOOD before crash

Hood down again. And I ain’t talkin about the stock

$SPX call gained 30% within a minute, too bad $HOOD bending me over

Is HOOD ded again?

Piece of shit HOOD had one job

Everyone bought dips on $HOOD right? Wait for the ALGOs to pick up news and there'll probably be another dip this week when declared cyber attack.

Got to hand it to HOOD for saving their degens from AMD fomo LMAO

HOOD puts.

Hood back up calls

Short HOOD

Lmfao hood

lol HOOD DOWN ON A MONDAY MORNING? PUTS BOYS

Hood shut down so people h couldn't lock down their amd gains

lmao HOOD is literally crashing rn swift justice

I'm legit thinking about buying puts in HOOD. That is way too suspicious for it to go down again when they know a lot of people would be making money.

Imagine you own HOOD shares and calls and you can’t execute them at ATH because HOOD is down and now stock drops cause of it 

Short hood to the ground

My HOOD puts are saving me from dumpster META

Short hood to 0...🤡

HOOD you owe me Mfker

HOOD cockblocking my META calls. Fuck

So short HOOD

$HOOD, the broker that pumps everyday billions of dollars in valuation can’t even fucking load. And yes this piece of shit app crashes all the time

everyone sell your hood