HOOD

HOOD if you dump again tomorrow i swear to god i am pulling my money and moving to tastytrades whatever the fuck that is

Hood about to pop 10% on these news

HOOD already fading fml

Make it fucking make sense. AAPL - great earnings, great guidance, after hours it goes up .5%. HOOD - "yeah, we might be involved in the trump accounts". Shit goes up 2%. Fuck you HOOD, you POS stock losing me money until the moment I sell. Then that shit goes up.

[u/OPINION\_IS\_UNPOPULAR](https://www.reddit.com/user/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR/) HOOD dropped to $100. You were right

HOOD added shorting? I see short interest for stocks now in the info section

White House tapping HOOD for baby $1,000 startup accounts

HOOD bounce is pretty bullish if it holds, right around the 200dma here

doubt HOOD will hold this pump

You wanna make degen gains you gotta use a degen broker, HOOD would have got you a fill.

Really hoping this is a good turnaround point for HOOD. Got LEAPS but been a painful few weeks.

HOOD going to disappoint us holders tomorrow 😜

Fml, I knew I should have played a HOOD call 😭

HOOD 110 tomorrow?

Are HOOD calls saved? 😭

Shouldve bought more HOOD earlier, thats alright

What in the actual ever loving fuck? I held HOOD this past week, got pounded. Lost a few thousand. Sold for a loss today, and literally after hours today, it's announced it may have a role in the Trump accounts bullshit and it pops 2%?? What in the goddamn FUCK DUDE. EVERYTHING I TOUCH DIES AND THE MOMENT I SELL, IT GOES BACK UP

So why did hood shrek at the end of today?

HOOD is actually holding its gains it's a fucking christmas miracle

I think my AAPL CSP's at 257.50 strike are going to pay off tomorrow. A small 1500 gain but nice none the less. If only I could hit those wins WITHOUT LOSING MY ASS FIRST. FUCK YOU HOOD. I only fucking win after losing big on other stupid shit. Lost 2k on hood, hopefully will recover 1500 on AAPL. But jesus christ, it's 1 step forward 2 fucking steps back every single fucking time.

HOOD will be signing up the next generation of compulsive gamblers.

HOOD makes sense I guess he can’t go to JPM while he sues them, and he has been debanked by most of the majors.

Can $HOOD get it up and keep it up ?

If HOOD is still in direct talks with the trump administration I still consider that a W. Vlad has no shame, he will bend the knee for mango if it helps his company

🥭really gonna save hood

HOOD to oversee 🥭 accounts Gotta start em young

Straight manipulation on HOOD. MM’s making us lose hope to get in cheap. Why the fuck does it always work?

Hood will be sold off before tomorrow when I can sell my calls. Damn it.

Vlad could cure cancer overnight, HOOD +3% premarket, finishes -1% at close

I have 21 120 HOOD calls for 2/20 so hopefully the 🥭 news helps

Istg if HOOD gives it back like it’s been doing all month

Damn I jumped in HOOD at 100.50$, i didn’t know they gonna have orange man account 🥵

HOOD

I heard 🥭 wants to put his stock in hood

Somehow hood will open at $98 tmrw

What happened with hood after hours?

Why did HOOD just rocket up?

HOOD gonna manage Trump accounts?

skeptical it will happen but if trump accounts really end up on HOOD that seems giga bullish those kids are gonna be hooked on gambling for life

Who sold hood today?

Hood news? 

I called this HOOD / invest america accounts like 4 months ago (but HOOD was $140 then so guess how much money I made)

Why’d hood poppin??

HOOD being considered to host the Trump accounts for kids apparently

Now infants will be compulsive gamblers on HOOD.

Hood 114 next week?

HOOD back to levels seen yesterday. Maybe if vlad cures cancer we can reach 108 next

Anyone know why HOOD jumped $5 right at 4 pm? Picked up a few 2/27 $130 calls earlier because why not

The fact HOOD is getting in on the SpaceX IPO just tells me every user is going to get fucking gaped with 1 share allotments -25% 2nd trading day lol

I have been loading up on Hood shares all week