IBM

If IBM doesn’t get off it’s fat, boomer ass and rebound by Friday, I’m going to be eating cat food this weekend. At least it is Fancy Feast.

Besides Google and ibm, infleqion is probably the only real quantum company that actually has revenue and sells products now

GOOGL and IBM are the only real quantum plays

Oof. IBM call losses are going to erase my fake meat put gains. I almost don’t even care because I finally sold NKLR and don’t have to watch it bleed out anymore

IBM & TSLA down, but not down enough. Expect a morning liquidation similar to today with a small reversal at some point. Holding UVXY and trying to add to my SDOW position but it keeps moving up. Tempted to buy SQQQ and SOXS but too risky, dip buyers are lurking.

The IV on IBM options was nasty. I’m not going to profit on puts after such a big drop… Simulated Returns giving false hope

Why would IBM be down after a beat and guidance raise, that shit doesn’t make sende

I was waiting for a significant drop on IBM to buy back in. Buying a bunch of calls tomorrow.

My IBM calls are ded joined by my NBIS calls

IBM beat earnings and went down anyway…. Ooof

anyone know about IBM

NFLX -10%. IBM down 7. TSLA -4 (and more to come overnight). This earnings season will be a bitch.

IBM down 5% after earnings. Dropped twice as much during last quarter earnings, then kept tanking for weeks. Ended down about 20%.

IBM, great year, great quarter but unexciting guidance so it drops.

Between TSM and IBM, what the actual fuck do the MM want at this point?

Cmon IBM rocket already my calls expire this week

IBM dropping on a beat and raised guidance is retarded

IBM beats and stock is down, looks like im buying calls

The unemployed software engineers don’t even want to work for IBM

Everyone was expecting an ORCL from IBM :)

IBM beat estimates and just rolled over and died :’)

Why the hell is IBM down

IBM getting fisted Lmaooooooo

So, my IBM $300 calls that were up at close are gonna be down at open. I got that to look forward to tomorrow.

IBM beat tho

welp IBM cooked me , if RDDT does as well ima be sad af

Any scope for IBM to recover?

Netflix, Tesla and IBM had red/flat-ish earnings Intel confirmed to die tomorrow

Really need IBM ceo to say Ai about 500 times

ibm

IBM, TSLA and NFLX lol 📉📉📉

Lol IBM

So IBM beat estimates and is down?

IBM should have pulled an Oracle but they’re too honest and have reasonable guidance. Now they’re paying for not being corrupt.

IBM call must not be going well, str8 down

It's 2025, and people were buying IBM calls.

$IBM raised guidance and beat… *market again* -5%

TSLA: Bad Earnings? -1% IBM: Good Earnings? -5%

Somebody killed IBM

IBM crashes but not TSLA 🤡🤡🤡

IBM DED

Ouch. IBM 

IBM had a great quarter but sinking and then we have tesla

What the fuck is happening to IBM

IBM holy fuk lmaooooo

IBM taking a BM

IBM is my last hope 🙏 for me..

I have calls on NBIS and IBM, should have just got in on value company like BYND

These IBM calls move like flaccid 🅱️enis.

These IBM calls ain't moving for shit. Shoulda went with MCD...