IMA

Ima dig her up n give her a kiss if we hit 50

If it does this all day ima be pissed

Hey guys, ima start shitposting as pretend ber. Their numbers are depleting fast and I’m just hoping to give them some moral support.

Ok ima buy some bynd too and sell some cc, hopefully it doesn’t crash to 0

my port update: long MSFT, ORCL, NVDA, AMZN, AAPL, GOOG, TSLA and GLD, IBIT short TLT Ima doing so far so good, 😄

If gold gets cheap enough I AM gonna buy that 1kg phyiscal bar I've always wanted. They're going for \~186,000 CAD right now. Then ima bury it in my yard [https://preciousmetals.td.com/shop/en/tdmetals/golds/p0002](https://preciousmetals.td.com/shop/en/tdmetals/golds/p0002)

IMA BULL RIDERRRRR

Holding $CIFR and $ASST calls cuz ima decipher dat phat ass with my D0nker

Ima expose myself to you

Ok ima buy some qqq puts as a hedge, so tired of these sudden drops

Y’all wanna loan me some money? Ima start selling feet pictures to the gays

Dear NVDA. Ima need a few +3% days. Thank you.

Ima need the government to go ahead and take a stake in Rigetti or ionq, for the good of the proletariat of course!

The shorts in BYND all covered in like one day sending the stock mooning and WSB be like: IMA FULL PORT INTO THIS SHIT IT HAS MORE TO RUN. Never change retards.

Tsla with positive earnings … Tsla stock ima go down $29

Ima flip this pack to a whole damn brick

welp IBM cooked me , if RDDT does as well ima be sad af

Ima guna sell my BYND when it gets back to $150!

Mods won’t let us be apes #BITCH IMA GORILLA

Ima just have to buy NVDA leaps because I can’t time these short calls for shit

I guess ima go 315$ ibm calls to make up my txn losses

Ima need a fat blunt after I’m done beating my fake meat

Ima beat my meat when I get back we better be deep red

My silver calls are dissipating but ima hold bc im regarded

bruh, you think Robinhood turn they shit off (once AGAIN) this morny, and ima lose my ASS buying some FAKE MEAT?????

Got it. Ima get the Mississippi four and you are taking the Arkansas six. Lets go wingman.

Ima just try again tomorrow. Everything’s bad today.

If $SPY doesn’t have a dip at afternoon to get in at for some 670 calls ima sit this 1 out

Dude wtf, I’m supposed to be updating my barbarian to lvl 17. Great, now I’m behind schedule and ima get kicked from my clan.

Our lord and savior Tom Lee says SP 6900 soon. so ima chill and buy calls in the meantime.

Ima need gold to pump to new ATHs please

That mfr actually said “I’m calling it this is the top” and it actually was. Ima pay a little more attention to his shit posting now.

This has to be bottom or else ima be liquidated

Hey you cockroach regional bank, ima have to take a look at yo balance sheet

Fuck that’s smart ima try to expensive some shit for my fatass on behalf of the team, thx bb🙏

HOOD ima need you to just do a quick reverse if you dont mind

Lmaoooo opened the stocks app so I could avoid my port, saw the gold miner I bought down 5% and the silver down 7%…closed it. That plus the reaming I took on all my holdings yesterday. Think ima take all next week off. Thank fuck my fun account is only 10%ish of my investments, and I’m still up quite a bit for the year.

If we open 670 on Monday ima cream

Ima cook the bers by buying puts tomorrow

Bitch ima pick the world up and ima drop it on your fuckin head

Ima give you guys a free one. Tomorrow will be red until midday/ after lunch where it will have a reversal and recovery a bit till close. Then Monday big green open. Source: trust me bro

GLD stop it ima cry 😡

Ima need HOOD to live up to its name and steal money from the rich and give it to the poor (me)

Fuck it . Ima not touch anything and just let’s whatever positions I have move on it’s own. Unfortunately one of the positions is Lulu calls which I’m confident will hit 0

KEEP GOING GLD KEEP GOING IMA BUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Ima get GLD puts

Ima keep it real with u Xi, fire when ready

I maxed out my leverage so if the market doesn’t go green tomorrow ima just beat my meat

IMA $BULL RIDER. Please no more tweets donny, maybe Melania should put your phone on timeout

Don’t worry about China, it will all be fine. You can chose not trust the tweet, and I get that. But ima stick with the gospel because that mf been telling you what’s about to happen in the markets.