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Nok ing on Heavens door $8 wall almost busted through

MM’s have gotten rather creative with theta-ing peoples options

MF'ing APLD

TLT slowly V-ing back, with the end of QT, lower rates and Bessent rolling over US debt with less interest, you might think US treasuries are attractive... however there is freaking $38 trillion and rising excruciating debt burden for the US tax payer that presses down the credibility of those bonds. Still low volatility so leaps are cheap.

cash gang fomo'ing

S&P 6900 by end of day... I know this because it's f'ing stupid. So... that's what will happen.

I'm gonna be Scrooge McDuck'ing it in all my Dr Pepper gains tonight!

The loss porn on BYND ☠️☠️☠️☠️ -17% overnight ☠️ Please stop Yolo'ing your port 😭🤣🤌🤌

Guys STRIVE is looking spicy, or am I BYND’ing out of my mind???

I also bought some 45 calls on intel. It’s due man… it’s f’ing due

MEAT beat down continues. How many of you all are still DCA’ing down?

anyone still messing around with meat is f-ing ultra regarded. While you were busy making -20% beating your meat you could have pulled in 350% on scnx yesterday and 250% on wgrx today. Relying on this sub to pick stocks is BEYOND ignorant.

Of course I bought UUUU calls instead of HUT calls.... So f'ing annoyed

Followed by: 9:35am - yolo 9:42am - just dca'ing brah 9:50am - margin call 9:55am - Liquidated 10:01am- crying 10:12am - crying (cont) 7:00pm - make sure the kneepads are on 7:30pm - hello first customer behind the dumpster

So Uber drivers are collecting “real-world driving data” to expedite the move to autonomous? Isn’t that like bike fall meme-ing themselves?

My port is like a mf’ing comedy

People think it's a joke when I say I keep a watchlist of all the wsb memestock PnD's. Seeing where AMC or Pew are every day keeps me from fomo-ing in on whatever the bots here are shilling. 

1. Bitter people who missed the train 2. Bitter bag holders 3. Paper hands feeling guilty but not sure if they food buy back in but also FOMO’ing the round 2 squeeze tomorrow 4. Bots paid for by short attackers

Well, since I avoided -50% destruction on margin by not fomo'ing into 7.5 gang pre-market, I think I'll Jork it in the safety of my short term treasuries. Also probably some degen shenanigans on F, because you know....I'm bored.

don't even think about V'ing

Ugh damn I wanted to go calls on $APH sooo bad, FOMO’ing big time rn

To those fomo'ing, dont worry we're all getting rugpulled later Don't sell tho

I think I’m going to start dca’ing into this safe high yield and low risk stock I found https://preview.redd.it/f2608xzbhkwf1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1642e9c074b7f14eaefab4dae6e78f31ce7247a

Lmao everything V ing besides baba. Typical luck of a degenerate options gambler who full ports

It's always the dumbest shit... I'm actually sitting here kicking myself for not fomo'ing into a stupid fake meat company and still contemplating it this late.

I stopped ape-ing into dumb shit like fake meat cause I’ve gotten burnt in the past. So of COURSE the fake meat stock goes wild when I sit on the sidelines

Gold up ~60% ytd. FU$&ING WORTHLESS PISS ROCK!

Well it went up for no reasons almost 4% yesterday, every mom dad aunt and yolo’ing on gold, some corrections and manipulations are normal

So now that apparently HOOD is operational (I wouldn't know, don't have it)...does this mean every tom dick and harry are going to be fomo'ing into the market? Good luck, and godspeed

They're DDoS'ing the internet so they can get low IV on their calls

It’s crazy how fake the market is. You’re telling me with all the regards buying and selling / yolo’ing derivatives that ES can’t move fucking 25 cents away from where it’s been for 30 min

Micheal, give me my money back Michael, do you hear me ? I want my money back, give me my f***ing money back, you MF

Why are you Reddit-ing at 52mph?

Happy days are here again. Scamath and Mango Jr are going SPAC-ing together!

Fundamentally f’ing stupid. 2025 is an all around manipulative sack of shit

Stop dropping fffsss Drop means lost money, and we buy food and pay bills from money, so that means i wont have enough money to do that and i will need to find a fuc*ing job where they gonna pay me minimum and exploit me on maximum!!! So please Stop!

Why do people keep DM’ing me about their “private trading group” no I don’t wanna touch your privates in a group setting!

GLD is gonna V so much you’re gonna be tired of V’ing

The V that keeps on V-ing

Bitfarms has agreed to this 300 mill deal that people are worried about but guess what?!? I don't f ing care! I see it dropping..i don't care! Bull run hard, let's do this! I'm stacking more bitfarms..why..cause everything is telling me to sell! Lets stack 💪

The V is V-ing

Just f*ing crash already

Imagine not DCA'ing into crypto rn.

it is V-ing right guys, guys ? 🫵🤡

Not surprised y’all are fomo’ing into gold after it has rocketed 130% in 2 years. Y’all are so stupid man

Bers dm-ing 🥭 like "Tweet something damnit!!!"

The V keeps on V-ing

If BTQ dumps at open, I'm fomo'ing in. Maybe even homo'ing in If you go short on a fomo, does that make it a homo?

yolo’ing all in GLD puts tomorrow. If it doesn’t work, I’ll just be doing a hard reset with instructions for whoever takes control of my items afterwards.

Are Gold prices in a bubble now? Will people fomo'ing into Gold at current prices get burned, or will Gold go to infinity in 2026?