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Cannot believe we have gone from spy being below 500 to only a few good days away from 700 all in under 7 months and ive still managed to make fuckall money like a true tard. Calls on my window licking business 💦

I ate that Chinese the other day. I can't stop shitting. Ive lost like 35 lbs. I guess I have a new Ozempic that I can put on the market. Old Chinese food in the back of the fridge.

ive never traded 0dte before. is 628 call on qqq a good play at open?

chaos in the r/Silverbugs sub. I knew it was ATH and was gonna sell a few coins Ive had since 2021, so I did the thing Ive been doing lately and inversed myself and bought calls on SLV that are expiring worthless today, so long story short... now is prob a good time to buy.

The MSNBC story of Elon demanding control over the robot army they are creating with Optimus is at once both the dumbest and the most terrifying paragraph Ive ever read. He is a ketamine addicted lunatic and shouldnt be in charge of shit

ive learnt so many times not to trust a pre market pump why didnt i sell :(

how many rimes ive told you im retsrded puts or xals

chat, Ive been running a 102f fever for 3 days. dry cough that got worse. and what feels like inflammed lungs. beside puts on me is this pneumonia?

Ive actually never put on a stop loss lol

Ive been hearing that since SPY was at 500 and here we are almost 700

Buying Intel puts this morning was the least dumb bear move ive made since March. Not smart, just not as dumb as usual 

It -has- to be way more wide spread than believed. The amount of times ive seen slips die by 1 point etc.. id say the leagues themselves are in on it, but if a player does his own thing thats when they swoop in

I officially quit. Ive tried everything. Ive literally tried every possible thing. Research. Inverse. Inversing the inverse. Options ruined my life. I tried to build and do things so I could treat my family to things I never had and ultimately it cost everything and now I am worth more away from thia earth with the insurance and my benefits and retirement than I am if I just keep waking up everyday. I have no purpose ledt anymore and I will never recover or forgive myself. I hope one day they do.

Ive been buying this juicy dip, looking for $136 at least.

Waiting for the Inflation Report to drop, it will probably be worse then expected & introduces some volatility for short squeezes. Ive been holding BYND since Monday and am considering buying a few hundred more shares at opening and seeing where it goes.

ive never understood why the market doesnt pump every friday.  start of the weekend, feeling good seeing like go up, doesnt everyone want to start their weekend like that 

IVE PLAYED THIS GAME BEFORE SPY. You touch the ATH then go back down to 666. I won’t be tricked anymore until the government opens back up 

It is absolutely insane how many chances this stupid market gets to keep going up and just rejects and just keeps doing that. Like wtf Ive never seen a market that just rejects obvious levels so much and just doesnt go down, just keeps testing over and over and over

$Beyond Meat DONALD TRUMP 9:58 EST: “WALL STREET HAS MESSED UP BIGLY, IVE CALLED THE SEC AND THEY WILL ARREST EVERY LAST ONE OF THOSE CROOKS- I LOVE MY BEYOND BURGERS -DJT”

Bynd was one of the dumbest takes ive seen on this sub lol

I don't know how much a $ is in rubles but im pretty sure ive paid a few cam girls rent for the year

I trade TSLA earnings every quarter. This is the first quarter Ive had a reasonable chance of breaking even....on my 435p...

Ive seen a lot of sora videos of.... -Tupac in the wwf wrestling ring -Bob Ross in the wwf wresting ring -Mr Rogers asking eazy e if he likes bofa deez nuts on his chin -Stephen hawking in his wheelchair -MLK in the WWE ring -Chris benoit asking for forgiveness in the wwe ring

no way Ive always wanted to be one since jan 2021

I think there were some stutters with AWS again today ive read around but not confirmed.

LOL VIX PUT ORDERS ARE BEING REJECTED. WHAT IS HAPPENING IVE NEVER SEEN THAT

DEJA VU IVE JUST BEEN ON THIS CHART BEFORE  HIGHER ON THE PRICE 

Strangest day Ive ever seen, literally everything at a standstill. How is even Vix at a standstill recently these past few mins. Like if everything is stable why isnt VIX going down like it normally does? They just legit circuit breaking this bitch behind closed doors and showing fake stuff to us normies?

IVE PLAYED THESE GAMES BEFOREEEEEEE

ive been watching this and was also watching abat. i watched abat sky rocket and then bought more and it dumped now bynd is up nearly 100% pre market. if it has a good dip im buying if not then adios amigo never let me enter a casino🤣

Ive waiting for many days

The only gold ive bought is from Patek Phillipe. Keep that doomsday buried school bus gold away from me. u/EnginrA

Ive had a reminder on my phone for 6 months to "buy puts cause margin call". Not saying its not gonna happen, just that these things play out over longer periods of time. And I won't have any money by then if I keep buying puts every day

Saw the report on the Huel ive been drinking for lunches being filled with lead. Guess that explains all my trades

ive been thinking abou this...

literally the first fucking full day I buy gold. Ive blown up my account, and not some fucking assessment or whatever they call it. FUCK me

Ive come to the realization that the big players are in fact so big, so deeply entrenched, so intertwined with the Federal reserve and the powers that be that it doesnt matter how bad their investment plays are. They can just force whatever they want to pump, wait for retail dunces to follow it, exit and move to the next thing for infinite money glitch as long as they also cuck every move down.

Ive got a bad feeling about this

I think that SLV call I bought on Friday, might be the fastest ive ever lost 99% value on something 

ive lost so much money on options that even meme stocks feel safer

Ive got calls for January but this still stings a lot, rip

I hate comments like this because itll give others delusional expectations ive followed all year and this is absolutely not true, and the market is still choppy.

My work went from Microsoft surface laptop to lenovo thinkpad and thinkpad gotta be the biggest piece of dogshit laptop ive ever used.

yes maam, ive been ppld enough this month LMAO 🤌

ASX opens soon, Ive got an order in for LYC that probably won’t fill

Put it like this, ive blocked a lot of suspect bots in this mfr and they never show up a second time.

Ive been trying to complain about how much money I lost today. But couldn't until just now.

First time Ive ever seen price improvement on a trade done on robinhood and its the day they are getting fucked by amazon, pretty suspicious.

Does anyone else ever find that there OCD interfes with buying shit? Like....ive got this many dollars but I cant find anything to buy 3 or 5 or 8 of...the math doesn't work 😞  Fuck it, SPX puts it is. Bye bye money

i question them marketing their products as 99.999999% availability when the past 3 yrs of using their services ive had several experiences of their side being down.