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Ive been buying ETH every day since the big crash. Either i'm the biggest moron alive or i'm a genius.

Cramer please. Ive never asked for anything in my life but im asking now. Please dont mention the G word

Ive aged 10 years in 5 days

Ive seen enough

ive seen this movie before.

Ive said it once and I'll say it again Gus Chiggins would tear thru you old heads like sliced bread 

Ive got leaps

I bought 1 spy put before close @660. $659 11/7 Ive been strictly calls until today.

Ive seen a couple posted just never an option 100 baggee

This morning I put everything i had into SHOP puts Why? Because for two months ive been bouncing up and down barely making and losing shit until I finally said I quit and took out my initial investment this time around. Then I looked at big red dildos and found one green dildo and it was SHOP and I said this is my moment So I shorted the fuck out of it and im up 300% and boy was that easier than all the actual fucking ANALYSIS ive been doing recently

Ive lost 4 k and its a big amount of my porfotlio now im at 6 k left. Whats the fastest and best way to get back to 10 k? If you want cook me man serioulsy looking for legit advice

ive seen bers who missed the dip just because they used the toilet quickly without their phone. scary times for ber

Analyst ratings have to be the most dogshit way to manipulate a stock. Ive seen them downgrade a stock and stock gets a pump a few weeks later. This shit is retarded

Yoooo what are spx options doing??? Is this only a robinhood thing or is pricing insane for everyone? The most blatant rigging ive ever seen, they wont even let me buy above their fake prices?

Im a bull with calls and i dont even believe this shit is gonna close positive. Ive been violated.

What a seriously beyond fucking pathetic price action day. Seriously this is unlike anything ive seen before. This is laughable but infuriating at the same time. Better chance at consistency buying scratch off lotto tickets than this shit show. Fuck this

Ive talking about Donkey Kong

Ive said it before and ill say it again. I jerked off the the cyberpunk braindance scene and yolod i to archr cause i wanted flying cars. Ty dick, ty

at this point i feel like ive been exposed to so much market fuckery and manipulation that a full port loss wouldn’t even surprise me

hey peeps, look what ive got over here. "soy based lube" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) wanna try ? 🫱(‿¤‿)🫲

and ive lost my leg

No and that's my whole point! Ive seen those bots. It'll be years still before they'd be able and affordable.

Too many times Ive sold a stock I was big on to make a profit and regretted bot holding longer. I had pltr at ipo did nothing gor years, got out as soon as I made some money. I was the guy wjo told you all to buy CCJ under 10 with a big DD about glowy rocks, well I tripled my money and called it a win. Had TSM and AMD in 2020 wishing I still held today. So I look at ASTS I bought when it was with a SPAC and loaded up more at 2 and 13 and mid 20s. And its good profit but I can see the potential and its retire earrly kind of money. Whats the potenrial for a company who has tech that will benefit and can be used by every single person on the planet?

IVE PLAYED THESE GAMES BEFORE!

The spacex and Tesla fan subreddits are some of the gayest most cuck shit ive ever read. Makes the mods here look straight

huge reversal today most bullish thing ive seen in ages

It can be claimed any other day but that might be the most fraudulent fake pump just to screw over puts with FVG ive ever seen, and no one cares retards will just repeat stupid bull mantra bs and then lose it all the next day

Oh yea ive seen this setup many a time its gonna pump all the way back to green

Ive been through like 4 once in a lifetime events in the last year, my first year of trading. Just need to learn how to pivot and avoid the oncoming bus.

Ive got puts expiring on the 24th... down 6k on them

Ive never been so upset at a bank holiday before

Staying 50% in GLD for the next 3 years you guys enjoy the gains tomorrow, Ive seen what a tweet can do

because ive traded bitcoin since 2011 nikkal stop overhyping this shit. cycle is close to the end.

My biggest win after starting trading with 100k a year ago isn’t just that I’ve made a profit (which I have and ive done huge trades) — it’s that I’ve managed to keep that 100k intact in the process. I'll take that over any big win.

Ive decided that monday im going to risk everything. Im gonna feel alive for once and if i win ill be livin easy 🙂‍↕️🤌

Creating a complex system to ensure that when ive reached a certain threshold i fuckin cash out or something. Couldve cruised down the boulevard with your sister after my big win on monday. Couldve had a satisfying and fun week. But insteadi took it all back to the casino and dreamt big becouse it wasnt enough to pound your sister, i wanted you watch me do it too. And now here i am with nothing but tylenol and insomnia 🤤

Hold up ive seen this one before

bruh ive been joking im not remotely happy til i saw 350 on teslur today, didnt think it would happen

worst trading day ive ever had, made 1k every day for 1 whole month just do lose 30 k in 1 day fuck me man

Got out of all my shorts on puts on the first dip. Ive been conditioned to assume dips don't last long. Left 30k on table.

Just did and that is actually a good strategy. Ive saved my port countless times doing it.

every half hour there is a tiny tiny bump to make people think a V is coming. Ive bought into every. single. trap.

Ive been on the wrong side of every Mango tweet. Thats insane I feel so fkn unlucky

ive doubled down 3 times. i dont think i can afford another one

OK ive wait 2hrs now. Can we V pls? I wanna head out and need to make some change for the uber.

This is typical, make everyone panic sell on a friday with a tweet and monday will be all good baby and they will have the chepeast calls ever, truly, never seen so cheap, quite frankly. They will say how did they do it and i will say ive never seen anything like it

Ive only seen panties drop this fast

WTF JUST HAPPENED, THAT'S THE BIGGEST DEVIL DICK IVE EVER SEEN

ive been in gold, but watching glxy rip from $25 -> 40 last 3 weeks has me itchin

These little shit stocks ive never even heard of are wayyy to high