JOE

What drinking games should be played during the SOTU? Drink every time he mentions Joe or tariffs? Finally chug some water if he shits his pants?

Sleepy Joe?

How times do you guys reckon el presidente will shid pant during his 2 hr long tirade tonight? Thats a long time, Im sure there will be some heated moments where thoughts of Sleepy Joe take over his mental facilities and the dam bursts.

Gonna take a shot everytime 🥭 says Biden or sleepy joe.

What he's actually announcing: two hours of insane ranting about Joe Brandon, raising even more tariffs

How many times you think he's gonna mention Sleepy Joe during his speech?

Fler checks out. Makes sense that murica is fukt when the average Joe has ur iq

Joe Kernen is old, stupid and needs to retire

Podcast ads are so fuckin funny. “I ONLY DRINK BLACK RIFLES COFFEE NOW! ITS THE ONLY COFFEE THAT TASTES LIKE SLEEPY JOE FALLING DOWN THE STAIRS “

Speculative fake ghey assets like magical internet money only do well when things are calm and more boring (I.e sleepy joe) Did they think 🥭 chaos was bullish?

If sleepy Joe was kicking about I’d agree

The greatest quote for these times is by Joe Biden: "What?"

how could joe biden do this??

Somehow Sleepy Joe returned 

Why is Sleepy joe doing this?

lol "what if these 3 specific things happened and then mango would be right." is basically her and Joe Kiernan every day

Sleepy Joe still living rent-free in his head

Joe Kernen is old, stupid and needs to retire

Working on a state of union bingo card. I got Tariffs, Greenland, Epstein, Israel, Bitcoin, Pocahontas, Putin, Minnesota, US Hockey Olympic Gold, Red States, Poors Love Me, Sleepy Joe, China, Obama Did It, 51st State, Beautiful Clean Coal, DOW $50,000 Any other suggestions?

Joe Rogan gotta feel like a used condom right now 

Goddamit Joe Brandon market

Why did Joe Biden do this

State of the Union Address Joe Biden and Barrack Hussein Obama were the worst.  I am the best.  We are the hottest country.  18T in trade deals.  Supreme Court is retarded.  Dow 50k.  Melania Oscars sweep.  Ted Cruz’s wife not great looking.  I settled 9.25 wars.  Tariffs are great.  

i want sleepy joe back

If sleep joe had tarrifs overturned like Tango, headlines would all be about his humiliating defeat and the national embarrassment of pissing off allies for no gain … instead we get crickets.  

Cantonese has 6 tones. Anyone who speaks Cantonese and English is a fucking genius. At the very least, much smarter than your average joe. That's a hill I will die on.

Summary of upcoming State of the Union address: - Joe Biden is the worst President in the universe, everything wrong in America is his fault - DOW 50,000 - We have the hottest country on earth. Best economy. No inflation. Lots of jobs. Billions and billions of new money pouring in - Did I mention DOW is 50,000? - I ended 8 wars all by myself. Greatest peace President in history - OK, just a quick reminder, the DOW is 50,000 - I didn't diddle kids. I don't know Epstein. Never heard of Epstein, never met him, and if I did, I never liked him - If I did visit his Island, would the DOW be 50,000? - Supreme Court justices hate our country, except Thomas, Alito, and Kavanaugh - We may or may not attack Iran, depending if DOW is above or below 50,000

I thought the UFC fight July 4th at the WH was a joke 😂 however, it’s a great opportunity for 🥭 vs. Sleepy Joe hope it happens

Joe Exotic came here

Jeez, I wonder how much Joe Rogan is gonna condemn Nutlick and his son for stealing hunderds of millions of dollars from American consumers and investors.

dont give sleepy joe too much credit

sleepy joe was a puppet that stood on stage like a goodboy prolly while epstein ran the show

Man it’s crazy to see but in his own uniquely retarded way 🥭 is entering his sleepy joe era

Any good Podcasts recs? Not Joe Rogan. I heard he passed away.

If sleepy joe was in office, SPY would already be at 750 by now

RIP Joe Rogan

If woke is derogatory, wouldn’t calling JoeB “Sleepy Joe” a compliment

I am announcing the new Board of SCOTUS formed by Joe Rogan, Kid Rock, Pillow guy and Lil pump. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Save you time.. .." it's the radical lefts fault..it's Joe Bidens fault...it's a hoax..blab blah blah..." Hour and a half later, repeat four hundredth time. Your welcome. PS: we're waiting for It to apply it's makeup and hairspray.

Joe Biden was a great president and I'm tired of pretending he wasn't

Bears feel like the mad max serfs waiting for Immortan Joe to release water

Joe is back!

Joe did nothing wrong and the people hated him for it

#EXHUME JOE

I miss the days where Joe falling off a bike was news.

why would Joe Biden do this to the GDP numbers?

Help us, Sleepy Joe, you’re our only hope

Bring Joe back, this is bs 🤣

🥭 preemptively blaming Dems for the GDP number is certainly not ominous. Why would Joe Brandon do this???

Once a "close friend" embarks on the influencer lifestyle be ready to kiss that friend goodbye. Toxicity takes centerstage (worse than politiks) and every interaction becomes an exchange for maximum attention seeking. Wanna hang out? *Will i get attention if we do?* Lets shoot some hoops *Maybe if joe blo comes too?* Lets catch that movie tonight *Uses the time to sleep*. Every aspect of life becomes the grind and thus, if you cant offer an attention outlet you are now useless. I think id rather be friends with a damn car salesman.