KLAR

Alright the KLAR green dildo is a bit too long now, I can feel it inside my intestines

Half of you are broke and using KLAR for every purchase yet don't realize holiday season is coming up and it's integrated in Walmart and Apple. Volumes are going to be stupid.

KLAR making me a lot of money but what's the point? I can buy everything with no money using KLAR anyway 🤔

KLAR on a pumping streak!!!

Imagine not having KLAR calls while it goes parabolic.

Ah shit KLAR is actually doing it 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

If only I could KLAR my Jet purchase from Boeing

If you have balls: KLAR calls at open. If you don't: GLD calls at open.

Time to use KLAR for EVERYTHING

I'm invested in KLAR and gold. I use KLAR to buy gold interest free. Gold goes up, I use that to buy more KLAR. Infinite cycle.

KLAR to the MOON

GLD calls. KLAR calls. Locked and loaded with green dildos premarket.

KLAR, easy money. Look at how many employees they have, very little. Majority is AI already.

Jobs report is no longer needed. Jobs are no longer needed. Consumers can just buy now pay never with KLAR.

BREAKING NEWS: KLAR Pumping on news KLAR is pumping. More pumping expected from pumping caused by pumping causing more pumping.

Sources say KLAR is going to be giving loans on the moon and eventually other solar systems. Making it the first fintech available in space.

Another 10% gain incoming on KLAR today

Got so many KLAR calls I’m scared for tomorrow

KLAR still pumping AH, gotta love it.

Klar squeeze

Are my KLAR bags going to be saved?

Rotation from indexes into KLAR 🤡🤣

Wait my KLAR calls are actually green and printing, how is that possible

In this market KLAR is a value company 🤡🤑

With KLAR debit card expected to get millions of customers before it even launches, more integration with big names is coming. They already have Apple and Walmart. Also Walmart has a significant stake in KLAR and so won’t be adding any other BNPL integration. With IPO quiet period ending soon, expecting this to take off any time.

KLAR 🚀🚀🚀

Gonna go so balls deep in KLAR it’s gonna be rated XXX

I would think a lot of gov employees will start using KLAR

Only remaining AI stock not pumped to hell is KLAR.